We laughed out loud at how pathetic it was and turned the movie off. After a minute of reading, we discovered Seagal had written the part for himself which explained a lot.
The man's ego has no bounds, and he has no concept of growing old gracefully. Suuuuuure Steven, you are the doughy lead cop of a swat team and aaaall the super models (young enough to be your grandkid) can't get enough of ya! Haha! :p
He's no Bruce Willis!
Was his partner DMX? (bald black guy)
Or Chuck Norris. He couldn't even kick Chuck Norris' shadows ass.