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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Society; Weird Stuff
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To: momtothree

(sigh)

I have to run out, so I’ll miss the festivities....but dang it, I can bookmark!


101 posted on 03/15/2013 12:03:35 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: scott0347

Hiya, stranger!

W00t!


102 posted on 03/15/2013 12:03:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: JoeProBono; RedMDer
LOL+
Thanks for the calender, Joe.
LOL
103 posted on 03/15/2013 12:03:58 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: null and void

Yes me too. Thanks i guess.


104 posted on 03/15/2013 12:04:35 PM PDT by Cajun Jihad
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To: CatherineofAragon

We, of the Undead Thread, will be in the area for a while...;o]


105 posted on 03/15/2013 12:04:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face

Coming up:

In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it’s a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse ‘medium roast’ that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn’t age well brewed this way.

Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.

I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.

Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.


106 posted on 03/15/2013 12:05:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Cajun Jihad

They came to my house too. I gave em’ all my guns. Now I don’t have any.


107 posted on 03/15/2013 12:06:26 PM PDT by RedwM
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To: Cajun Jihad

O hai. I was taking a nap, and then this blows up. Thank goodness I wasn’t in the shower, at least.


108 posted on 03/15/2013 12:07:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Cajun Jihad
Where you really from boy?
Even Cajuns don't get that nutty at full tilt drunk.
Très couillon (Pronounced cooyon)
109 posted on 03/15/2013 12:07:30 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: Cajun Jihad

In case you’re still lurking... I checked our vehicles just to be sure. Both marked and unmarked DHS vehicles have U.S. Government plates with NO state markings on them at all.

Our marked vehicle is white with a huge blue stripe.

Whatever visited you was not DHS.


110 posted on 03/15/2013 12:07:48 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (2 Corinthians 4:8)
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To: Darksheare

Thank you, kind Suh!


111 posted on 03/15/2013 12:10:52 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Very welcome!
Now keep your wits about you and don’t mix it with a vodka/Jack chaser.


112 posted on 03/15/2013 12:11:26 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: SandyInSeattle

:o]

You are so good at what you do!


113 posted on 03/15/2013 12:13:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Darksheare; stephenjohnbanker
and don’t mix it with a vodka/Jack chaser.

Unless you want to take your chance on a vanity post that qualifies for Undead Thread status.

114 posted on 03/15/2013 12:14:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Monkey Face

:-)

I was bored. Not much going on today, felt like stretching my legs with a little jaunt to the parking garage.


115 posted on 03/15/2013 12:15:34 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (2 Corinthians 4:8)
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To: Cajun Jihad

Sorry, no officially marked FedGov vehicle runs Texas plates, or any other state, for that matter. They all run GSA plates.


116 posted on 03/15/2013 12:15:53 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: Cajun Jihad

Holy Carp, it just happened to me too.

It wasn’t exactly the same but it sure was creepy. Pulled up right in front of my house in an official government vehicle, white with a blue stripe. He was even wearing some sort of government uniform.

He had a big stack of paperwork and by the amount of papers in his car, it looks like he was visiting everyone on the block.

He didn’t actually ask about my guns, but you know what he was thinking.

He even left a subtle threat, pizza coupons and an electric bill. I see that as a way for him to show how much they know about me. They know what I eat and that I have electricity going to my house.

What is creepier is, in hindsight, this happens every day except this government worker leaves other subtle threats. One day it is a phone bill. Another day it is a NRA fundraising letter or Bed Bath and Beyond flyer. It is there way of showing they know everything about me. He even left a Netflix video yesterday.

Talk about creepy.


117 posted on 03/15/2013 12:16:31 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Darksheare
Well it's definitely dead now. IBTZ and IATZ.
118 posted on 03/15/2013 12:17:46 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I love it when spell check selects every single word in my post.)
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To: mnehring

Yes it does. Lol


119 posted on 03/15/2013 12:19:01 PM PDT by Cajun Jihad
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To: factoryrat

What would you like to know?


120 posted on 03/15/2013 12:19:01 PM PDT by Cajun Jihad
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