Skip to comments.Obama Shifts to "Underwear Gnome Strategy"
Posted on 03/15/2013 8:03:04 PM PDT by pabianice
Fans of "South Park" are familiar with the underpants gnomes. As one episode explains, they sneak into little kids' bedrooms at night and steal their underpants. Several of the brave 4th graders follow them one night in their underground underpants factory. There, a gnome that looks like David Axelrod explains to the kids the essence of their business:
1. Collect Underpants.
As we see below, this is exactly the strategy Obama has launched to make the U.S. independent of oil and gasoline. (I am not making this up).
How we shift America off oil
$XXXB in ten years --->
Cutting Edge Discoveries!---->
America's auto industry is in the midst of a change for the better. Right now, car dealers are offering customers twice as many hybrids as they were five years ago and seven times as many cars that can go 40 miles or more on a gallon of gas. Last year, General Motors sold more hybrid cars than ever before and Ford is working hard to keep up with demand for its fuel-efficient vehicles.
That trend is a key example of how innovation helps to drive business success -- and creates jobs for the middle class in America. But it's one thing to make a car more fuel efficient. It's another thing altogether to move cars and trucks off oil entirely.
And that's the next step. Here's how President Obama is proposing to get us there:
At a time when the sequester is forcing laboratories and science facilities across the country to scale back on their work, we need to keep investing in research.
Because if we can meet this goal, the benefits are clear. We'll help diminish the burden of spiking gas prices. We'll reduce our reliance on foreign oil. And most importantly, the kind of technological breakthroughs the Energy Security Trust will work to produce won't just create jobs -- they could create whole new industries.
So if you think the Energy Security Trust is a good idea, will you share this graphic?
South Park ping!
The Kenyan thought he could just print it in half, till China informed him otherwise!
Please do the honors.
Do the underwear gnomes ever steal the Mormons’ magic underwear?
He wants to secure his bundlers’ energy to write him and his party big, fat checks.
Yup, that captures it.
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Give $2 billion dollars to Green Energy.
Step 3. Give $2 billion dollars to soon to be bankrupt Green Energy.
Step 3. Give $2 billion dollars more to soon to be bankrupt Green Energy.
This is not believable, because as they march off to work the underwear gnomes sing a song:
“gotta go to work, work all day...”
This is so antithetical to Obama’s revealed philosophy that it must have an independent origin.
One of these days the Muslim Brotherhood will have a very real physical address in America, a building or monument.
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