Reminds me of an old joke...the teacher is walking around, looking at what her first graders are drawing. She ask’s Johnny “what are YOU drawing, Johnny?” He says, “I am drawing Jesus.” The teacher says “Johnny, no one knows what Jesus looks like.” He says, “Well, they will in a minute.”
Sally drew a Christmas tree festooned with bulbs, tinsel and lights, and shared it with the class explaining that lights are placed on the tree to represent Christ as the light of the world.
Billy drew a package with ribbon and bows, explaining to his teacher that on Christmas the earth received the greatest gift of all in its Savior.
Johnny drew a pretty standard manger scene with the regular characters, Mary, Joseph, Christ child, Magi, ox, lamb, etc. but off to the side was an immensely round and obese man the teacher could not immediately recognize.
"Who's this over hear?" the teacher asked Johnny.
"Why, that's Round John virgin."