Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Chef Sentenced To 15 Years To Life For Murdering, Boiling Wife
CBSLA.com/AP) ^ | March 22, 2013 11:57 AM

Posted on 03/22/2013 12:06:32 PM PDT by BenLurkin

Edited on 03/22/2013 12:08:44 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]


(Excerpt) Read more at losangeles.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: chianti; cuisine; favabeans; napl
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-63 next last
If anybody ever kills me and then boils my remains...I want that person to get the Death Sentence.
1 posted on 03/22/2013 12:06:32 PM PDT by BenLurkin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

Well, after you’re kilt and boilt, you’ll have nothing to say about it, so there!


2 posted on 03/22/2013 12:07:51 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Revolting cat!

I’d be really steamed.


3 posted on 03/22/2013 12:08:17 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

Might make an interesting episode for Bizarre Foods.


4 posted on 03/22/2013 12:08:44 PM PDT by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

... a couple of carrots, some celery stocks, a few onions...


5 posted on 03/22/2013 12:10:20 PM PDT by Mashood
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

Boiling?

Not much of a chef.


6 posted on 03/22/2013 12:10:27 PM PDT by mbarker12474 (If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

You should never cook an ex-wife. They’re bitter.


7 posted on 03/22/2013 12:10:47 PM PDT by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

He couldn’t roast over a wood fire in a lemon and wine sauce?!


8 posted on 03/22/2013 12:11:19 PM PDT by Gen.Blather
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin; mickie
I bet the first wifey meal this chef enjoyed was cold shoulder and hot tongue.

Leni

9 posted on 03/22/2013 12:12:33 PM PDT by MinuteGal
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

We might get flamed for saying this but... now he’s in hot water!


10 posted on 03/22/2013 12:12:39 PM PDT by silverleaf (Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

But seriously, they oughta wok this forking chef to the gas chamber!


11 posted on 03/22/2013 12:12:48 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Oberon
You should never cook an ex-wife. They’re bitter. Winner!
12 posted on 03/22/2013 12:12:51 PM PDT by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: Oberon
You should never cook an ex-wife. They’re bitter.

They're also cold too... but I guess boiling takes care of that.

13 posted on 03/22/2013 12:12:56 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: Oberon

Post o’ the day. Congratulations!!


14 posted on 03/22/2013 12:13:33 PM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: dblshot; Oberon

I second that!!


15 posted on 03/22/2013 12:13:41 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin
Chef?
16 posted on 03/22/2013 12:14:04 PM PDT by EEGator
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

I’m sure wifey was heated over his cutting remarks.


17 posted on 03/22/2013 12:14:54 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mbarker12474
Not much of a chef.

British perhaps.

18 posted on 03/22/2013 12:15:59 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

I can just picture Andrew Zimmern saying after a bite....”that’s little gamey....”


19 posted on 03/22/2013 12:16:05 PM PDT by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

What kind of gravy goes with wife?


20 posted on 03/22/2013 12:16:45 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Democrats: Robbing Peter to buy Paul's vote.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

He must have become upset with her about something.


21 posted on 03/22/2013 12:18:25 PM PDT by ZX12R
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

Was his name ‘Stu’?


22 posted on 03/22/2013 12:21:05 PM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (PRISON AT BENGHAZI?????)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: silverleaf

This one is the winner!


23 posted on 03/22/2013 12:21:19 PM PDT by PGR88
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

24 posted on 03/22/2013 12:21:43 PM PDT by mbarker12474 (If thine enemy offend thee, give his childe a drum.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin
"Viens ran the shuttered Thyme Contemporary Cafe in Lomita prior to his conviction"?

Her body has never been found!

25 posted on 03/22/2013 12:23:45 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ZX12R

Beautifully understated! Made me laugh so hard I cried! (-:


26 posted on 03/22/2013 12:25:27 PM PDT by MeganC (The left have so twisted public perceptions that the truth now appears pornographic.- SpaceBar)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin
MMMMMM....WIIIFE!
27 posted on 03/22/2013 12:27:21 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Pray for Joe Biden- Proverbs 29:9)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ZX12R
The article said he jumped off an 80 foot cliff - "Authorities said he leapt off an 80-foot cliff after learning he was a suspect in her disappearance."

I guess he survived that though I doubt he'll survive very long in the pokey.

28 posted on 03/22/2013 12:34:30 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: MeganC
Beautifully understated! Made me laugh so hard I cried! (-:

Yeah, but kinda sick though. Glad you saw the humor in it.
29 posted on 03/22/2013 12:34:40 PM PDT by ZX12R
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: Revolting cat!

This will probably run afoul of Admin Mod, but... I’m pretty sure that’s NOT what she meant when she said to him, “Eat me!”


30 posted on 03/22/2013 12:35:47 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

He just wanted a “SMOKIN” wife....(rimshot)...(thank you VERY much I’ll be here ALL week)!


31 posted on 03/22/2013 12:36:11 PM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: b4its2late
The article said he jumped off an 80 foot cliff - "Authorities said he leapt off an 80-foot cliff after learning he was a suspect in her disappearance." I guess he survived that though I doubt he'll survive very long in the pokey.

Guy must be a real loser type, can't even break his neck correctly. 80 feet should've done the job.
32 posted on 03/22/2013 12:37:55 PM PDT by ZX12R
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

Did she taste like chicken?


33 posted on 03/22/2013 12:38:26 PM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

Prosecuted for boiling the wife? (Maybe he was supposed to bake her instead?) Where’s that recipe book, darnit!!!?


34 posted on 03/22/2013 12:38:37 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

That’s not really Cordon Bleu, is it?


35 posted on 03/22/2013 12:40:15 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cowboy Bob

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

The first one says to the second one “Does this taste ‘funny’ to you”


36 posted on 03/22/2013 12:40:37 PM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 20 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

I heard that the wife was a real class act. Even in death, she still had taste.


37 posted on 03/22/2013 12:45:17 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cowboy Bob

Roasted Butt au Jus?


38 posted on 03/22/2013 12:49:57 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 20 | View Replies]

To: ZX12R

Yep... LOL though too...


39 posted on 03/22/2013 12:54:23 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: Mr. K

So, two cannibals are at the café, and they ask the waiter who’s on the menu.

The waiter says, “Well, today we’ve got a missionary from Sweden, some fellow from Green Bay, Wisconsin, a gal from the Congo and a guy from Prague.”

The cannibals briefly discuss and reply, “Cool. We’ll split the Czech.”


40 posted on 03/22/2013 12:58:25 PM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 36 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin
Chefs are VERY temper-mental! Tick them off and you'll end up in HOT WATER!
41 posted on 03/22/2013 1:05:08 PM PDT by joethedrummer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

15 years? Thus the saying, if I killed her when I wanted, I’d be out of jail by now.


42 posted on 03/22/2013 1:12:31 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin
And today's secret ingredient on Iron Chef is...
43 posted on 03/22/2013 1:19:58 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ZX12R

I laughed too, but I always enjoy sick humor.


44 posted on 03/22/2013 1:31:01 PM PDT by Rusty0604
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: SWAMPSNIPER
So I guess it isn't true that thyme heals all wounds?

CC

45 posted on 03/22/2013 1:41:35 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (Hey liberals, what part of "unalienable" don't you understand?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin; a fool in paradise

As the Rolling Stones sang: “She was hot!”


46 posted on 03/22/2013 1:45:57 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

We don’t want a wife with good taste, Charlie, we want a good tasting wife!


47 posted on 03/22/2013 1:48:08 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

Maybe she talked herself into it....

It’s a Joke! Ladies! A joke!

This is a man’s world....

This is a man’s world...

But, it’d be hell without the ladies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd1-HM234DE

(James Brown)


48 posted on 03/22/2013 1:59:26 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

49 posted on 03/22/2013 2:02:30 PM PDT by x
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

50 posted on 03/22/2013 2:04:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-63 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson