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Groundhog Phil a furry felon over false forecast
Associated Press ^ | Mar. 22, 2013 4:01 PM EDT | Amanda Lee Myers and Mark Scolforo

Posted on 03/22/2013 10:50:48 PM PDT by Olog-hai

A shadow of a different kind is hanging over Punxsutawney Phil.

Authorities in still-frigid Ohio have issued an “indictment” against the famed groundhog, who predicted an early spring when he didn't see his shadow after emerging from his lair in western Pennsylvania on Feb. 2. …

“Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that spring would come early,” Gmoser declared.

So what's the penalty?

Death, Gmoser said, tongue firmly in cheek. …

(Excerpt) Read more at bigstory.ap.org ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: coldweather; groundhogday; ohio; punxsutawneyphil

1 posted on 03/22/2013 10:50:49 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: Olog-hai

Algore’s fault.


2 posted on 03/22/2013 10:53:40 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Whatever happened to the land of the free, home of the brave?)
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To: Olog-hai

Punxsutawney Phil (D) of Ohio said what??...He lied???


3 posted on 03/22/2013 10:55:15 PM PDT by M-cubed
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To: Olog-hai

Call Bill Murray. I’m sure he can hunt down the lying rodent with a quickness.


4 posted on 03/22/2013 11:16:26 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Olog-hai

Photo of a spray-painted sign on a snowbank in Wisconsin: “The rodent lied!”


5 posted on 03/23/2013 3:20:05 AM PDT by VietVet (I am old enough to know who I am and what I believe, and I 'm not inclined to apologize for any of)
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To: M-cubed
Punxsutawney Phil (D) of Ohio said what??...He lied???

LOL! My thoughts also. Who knew Punxsutawney Phi was a progressive? I did see him hanging with some of the punx in the party getting mug shots with him.

6 posted on 03/23/2013 5:27:03 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: PGalt

It’s pretty clear he’s a democrat. He works one day a year and ##%&@$ that up, but is still praised for doing it.


7 posted on 03/23/2013 6:50:10 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: Olog-hai

I hear they’re gonna file death penalty charges against Punxsutawney Phil here in Colorado...

Its spring and its snowing hard here today. :)


8 posted on 03/23/2013 8:29:33 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Olog-hai

If he see his shadow, we will have an Ice Age.


9 posted on 03/23/2013 8:33:20 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Don’t kill Phil...Obama wants him to be Global Warming Czar.


10 posted on 03/23/2013 8:34:24 AM PDT by csmusaret (America is more divided today , not because of the problems we face but because of Obama's solutions)
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To: bmwcyle

Two days in spring, record low temperatures and snow! Phil’s missed his shadow. ;-)


11 posted on 03/23/2013 8:35:59 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Olog-hai
It is snowing here today.

:sing:

Ground hog roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from it's toes....

12 posted on 03/23/2013 8:37:33 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Promotional Fee Paid for by "Ouchies" The Sharp, Prickly Toy You Bathe With!)
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To: Olog-hai

"That's not bad for a qudraped"
13 posted on 03/23/2013 8:52:54 AM PDT by Rebelbase (1929-1950's, 20+years for full recovery. How long this time?)
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To: csmusaret

LOL!


14 posted on 03/23/2013 9:10:04 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Olog-hai

I believe that our esteemed southern groundhog General Beauregard Lee saw his shadow and predicted 6 more weeks of winter. :-)


15 posted on 03/23/2013 9:39:39 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: M-cubed; Olog-hai

Punxatawney Phil is from Pennsylvania... OH is bringing the charges.

Me, personally, if they’re going after the death penalty for Phil for poor prognostication, all meteorologists should be running for their proverbial lives....


16 posted on 03/23/2013 5:15:31 PM PDT by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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