Skip to comments.President To Change His Will
Posted on 03/23/2013 6:35:40 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
FNN Rush Exclusive: President Obama was intrigued about the possibility of President Hugo Chavez being embalmed and put on public display forever.
Because Hugo was not embalmed quickly enough, the procedure and public display could not be accomplished. President Zero was appalled and called his closest advisers and his science adviser in for a briefing.
Upon their advice, President Zero has changed his will to ensure that when he dies that he is promptly embalmed and prepared for public display.
The Lincoln Memorial will be removed and sent to Springfield, Il. for display. In its place President Zero's gold and silver display casket will be displayed in a newly created chapel. The chapel will feature murals that depict high points and events from his life. To mimic real life, a teleprompter will be mounted to the side of the casket.
The casket, with it's glass cover, will be mounted on a platform that will ascend from the crypt in the basement for public viewing. Red velvet kneeling benches will be provided for those who wish to worship. For common people and union members, a DVD set of "The One's" most significant public speeches (400 hours) will be available for a modest donation of $500. Fellow progressive leadership and union bosses may purchase the DVD set plus a clump of turf from his gold shoes (preserved in Ball Jar) for a modest $25,000.
Excellent! A pop-up target.
Gold shoes = golf shoes, I’m thinkin’.
I’m sure the many branches of the Baraq Hussein Obama Presidential Library and Choom Gang Museum will be very popular also. The Chicago branch will feature live gang shootouts every hour.
but he;s a messiah , he doesn;t die, he’s the one we’;ve all waited for.\The first Jewish, black muslim, homosexual president
“To mimic real life, a teleprompter will be mounted to the side of the casket.”
He also wants to be granted an IQ posthumously.
They can start now and make sure he doesn’t turn too rancid to work with.
One can only wonder if the phony president has stipulated that a portion of his ill-gotten gains be set aside to finance a permanent display of his corpse. The problem is finding a proper venue for the display to take place.
All I can say about an permanent Obama display is...Ever heard of Faulkner’s Alley? Reeks of ammonia!
The way obammy attracts flies it may be too late to start now.
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