Skip to comments.Pee-controlled video games on target at minor-league park
Posted on 03/27/2013 7:35:01 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are taking X-Stream games to an entirely new and unheralded level.
The Pennsylvania-based Triple-A affiliate for the Philadelphia Phillies will be the first team in North America to introduce pee-controlled video gaming in mens washrooms when the season opens next week.
The IronPigs announced that the, um, unique, flow-controlled gaming experience would be available at Coca-Cola Park on opening day April 4. Fans who use the urinals will be able to compete against other flow-goers for the top score and the chance to hold the flow king crown.
Our fans are always looking for the next big thing and these X-Stream games are another example of our commitment to providing an unparalleled entertainment experience in all aspects of Coca-Cola Park, including our restrooms, said IronPigs general manager Kurt Landes.
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Look for the NAGs (Rush’s term for the NOW gang - the “National Association of Gals) to jump on this one as sexist!
wonder who’s paying for them....
wonder who’s paying for them....
Probably the beer distributor.
How BAD is this one going to be.
Will be ‘banned’ by NOON?????
Ok...the women will complain that they are unable to compete.
A POL will offer a solution of NO HANDS.
An elderly person will complain that because of ‘medical reasons’ he can’t maintain a ‘steady stream’ so he is at a disadvantage.
A person will be considered unqualified because he spent his life playing ‘Beat the Flush’ and became quite good at it.
AH, the LAWYERS will have a field day here.
Leaves a whole new meaning to ‘Go P... up a rope’.
Wait till they make this a TEAM SPORT and keep score....and the people will spend all their time in the ‘Head’ and forget about the ball game...(Pun intended...)
This sounds like an event for Jeff Foxworthy’s Aunt Rose who won the “pee for distance” contest in the second round on Maui.
I was just saying “We sure do need longer lines at the men’s room urinal at the stadium.”
So what are the men going to do when the fan behind you gets sick of waiting and pees on the guy playing the game in front of him?
I see many beatings in the future.
Search on Go-Girl.
They should make it where you get bonus points for finishing earlier.
Gonna need boots, those puddles beneath the urinals will be deeper.
Not to mention the many divorces because women think their husbands are spending to much time in the bathroom. Accusations of rampant homosexuality to ensue.
Great! Now I can write my name in virtual snow...
The stadium sponsors, whether they be private or public entities, are paying for these urinals. There is nothing wrong with them. They are simply a new design of a toilet.
Either that or have EMTs on stand-by, right next to the dry cleaners.
Jane Fonda urinal screens would be popular with my generation!
Or points deduction for farting.
Youtube promotional product video.
Why? The NAGs stand to pee... they can compete!
do you really want some kind of sensor camera device aimed at the privates?
We already have google glasses in the bathrooms LOOKING.
Fire at will!
(I’ve always felt sorry for Will)
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