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Pee-controlled video games on target at minor-league park
Toronto Star ^ | March 26, 2013 | Andrew Livingstone

Posted on 03/27/2013 7:35:01 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are taking “X-Stream” games to an entirely new and unheralded level.

The Pennsylvania-based Triple-A affiliate for the Philadelphia Phillies will be the first team in North America to introduce pee-controlled video gaming in men’s washrooms when the season opens next week.

The IronPigs announced that the, um, unique, flow-controlled gaming experience would be available at Coca-Cola Park on opening day April 4. Fans who use the urinals will be able to compete against other flow-goers for the top score and the chance to hold the flow king crown.

“Our fans are always looking for the next big thing and these X-Stream games are another example of our commitment to providing an unparalleled entertainment experience in all aspects of Coca-Cola Park, including our restrooms,” said IronPigs general manager Kurt Landes.

(Excerpt) Read more at thestar.com ...


TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: urine; videogames

1 posted on 03/27/2013 7:35:01 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Look for the NAGs (Rush’s term for the NOW gang - the “National Association of Gals) to jump on this one as sexist!


2 posted on 03/27/2013 7:36:55 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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3 posted on 03/27/2013 7:37:05 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

wonder who’s paying for them....


4 posted on 03/27/2013 7:37:53 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

wonder who’s paying for them....


5 posted on 03/27/2013 7:38:13 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: camle
wonder who’s paying for them....

Probably the beer distributor.

6 posted on 03/27/2013 7:41:58 AM PDT by Rio (Tempis Fugit.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

How BAD is this one going to be.
Will be ‘banned’ by NOON?????

Ok...the women will complain that they are unable to compete.
A POL will offer a solution of NO HANDS.

An elderly person will complain that because of ‘medical reasons’ he can’t maintain a ‘steady stream’ so he is at a disadvantage.

A person will be considered unqualified because he spent his life playing ‘Beat the Flush’ and became quite good at it.

AH, the LAWYERS will have a field day here.

Leaves a whole new meaning to ‘Go P... up a rope’.

Wait till they make this a TEAM SPORT and keep score....and the people will spend all their time in the ‘Head’ and forget about the ball game...(Pun intended...)


7 posted on 03/27/2013 7:43:54 AM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --I turn 75 next year- but remember, that's only 24 Celsius. (TKS R. Reagan))
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

This sounds like an event for Jeff Foxworthy’s Aunt Rose who won the “pee for distance” contest in the second round on Maui.


8 posted on 03/27/2013 7:44:24 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I was just saying “We sure do need longer lines at the men’s room urinal at the stadium.”


9 posted on 03/27/2013 7:44:54 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

So what are the men going to do when the fan behind you gets sick of waiting and pees on the guy playing the game in front of him?

I see many beatings in the future.


10 posted on 03/27/2013 7:48:09 AM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: COBOL2Java

Search on Go-Girl.


11 posted on 03/27/2013 7:48:41 AM PDT by WinMod70
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To: mardi59

They should make it where you get bonus points for finishing earlier.


12 posted on 03/27/2013 7:50:10 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Gonna need boots, those puddles beneath the urinals will be deeper.


13 posted on 03/27/2013 7:51:00 AM PDT by swamprebel (a Constitution once changed from Freedom, can never be restored.)
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To: xrmusn

Not to mention the many divorces because women think their husbands are spending to much time in the bathroom. Accusations of rampant homosexuality to ensue.


14 posted on 03/27/2013 7:52:23 AM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Great! Now I can write my name in virtual snow...


15 posted on 03/27/2013 7:53:07 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: camle

The stadium sponsors, whether they be private or public entities, are paying for these urinals. There is nothing wrong with them. They are simply a new design of a toilet.


16 posted on 03/27/2013 7:55:11 AM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: dfwgator

Either that or have EMTs on stand-by, right next to the dry cleaners.


17 posted on 03/27/2013 7:55:25 AM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Jane Fonda urinal screens would be popular with my generation!


18 posted on 03/27/2013 7:59:52 AM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed &water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: dfwgator

Or points deduction for farting.


19 posted on 03/27/2013 8:00:13 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JCWa8FYUjk0#at=65

Youtube promotional product video.

20 posted on 03/27/2013 8:08:57 AM PDT by Slicksadick (Go out on a limb........Its where the fruit is.)
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To: COBOL2Java
Look for the NAGs (Rush’s term for the NOW gang - the “National Association of Gals) to jump on this one as sexist!

Why? The NAGs stand to pee... they can compete!

21 posted on 03/27/2013 8:09:22 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
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do you really want some kind of sensor camera device aimed at the privates?

We already have google glasses in the bathrooms LOOKING.


22 posted on 03/27/2013 8:17:18 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
"Sir: I have the target acquired. Locked on. Permission to fire..."


23 posted on 03/27/2013 8:21:27 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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Fire at will!

(I’ve always felt sorry for Will)


24 posted on 03/27/2013 8:25:20 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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To: andy58-in-nh

OUTSTANDING!


25 posted on 03/27/2013 8:28:20 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: nascarnation
I'd like to put one of these in every VFW hall in America:


26 posted on 03/27/2013 8:46:42 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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