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Justin Bieber: Monkey Detained by German Officials
tmz ^ | 3/30 | tmz

Posted on 03/30/2013 7:43:18 AM PDT by RummyChick

All that monkeying around has finally caught up with Justin Bieber (literally) after officials in Germany confiscated his monkey because Biebs didn't have the proper paperwork.

Bieber arrived at the Munich airport on Thursday and was confronted about the monkey when he went through customs. Since Bieber didn't have the proper documentation for the monkey (and you know how Germans about having your papers in order) they took the monkey into quarantine.

It appears the monkey was a recent gift from record producer Mally Mall, who tweeted the above photo earlier in the week with a caption, "OG MALLY FIRST PIC WITH HIS POPS @JUSTINBIEBER."

Bieber's track record with pets isn't so great -- he gave away his hamster to a random fan last December and the little guy passed away earlier this month.


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: bieber

The Biebs is headed the way of M. Jackson.

Oh and

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/30/justin-bieber-sheriffs-department-prosecution-battery-spitting/

Justin Bieber will be prosecuted for allegedly spitting on a neighbor ... at least if the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. gets its way.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Sheriff's investigators will refer the case to the L.A. County District Attorney for review after the investigation is completed, and the Dept. will recommend that criminal battery charges be filed against the singer.

Officially, the Sheriff's Dept. will say they have no recommendation yet because the investigation is not complete. However, our sources say a clear picture has already emerged, and not just over the alleged spitting incident.

We're told members of the Dept. believe it's relevant Bieber has shown a pattern of disregard for the law, including speeding tickets, fights, threats, reckless driving, drugs and more.

Law enforcement sources say it's a cookie-cutter situation they've seen before -- small crimes that escalate over time to serious criminal conduct.

Now the lil twist ... whether Justin is prosecuted or not, people in the Sheriff's Dept. believe he needs professional help to manage his anger and behavior. And they say, it has nothing to do with the fact that he's famous -- anyone going down a "dangerous path" needs serious professional help.

1 posted on 03/30/2013 7:43:18 AM PDT by RummyChick
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To: RummyChick

Kid’s a jerk...But that’s pretty much what the Music business is producing.....rich jerks.


2 posted on 03/30/2013 7:46:57 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: RummyChick
We have watched a cute kid who could sing turn into a white rapper wanna be with tattoos, ear rings and that awful flat billed baseball cap! I fear he is on a downward slide or soon will be.
3 posted on 03/30/2013 7:47:56 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: RummyChick

Which one is the monkey??


4 posted on 03/30/2013 7:48:13 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: RummyChick

Dieter’s monkey?


5 posted on 03/30/2013 7:48:47 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: RummyChick

Deeeeee Arrrrrrrrr Youuuuuuuuuuuuu Guess..........

His video (stuggling clean cut Bieber rises) was pure BS.


6 posted on 03/30/2013 7:50:56 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: humblegunner; al baby; Lazmataz
*beiber ping*

*Now with more beiber monkey*

7 posted on 03/30/2013 7:51:16 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: RummyChick

I've seen this movie before. Doesn't end well.

8 posted on 03/30/2013 7:51:35 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The ballot box is a sham. Nothing will change until after the war.)
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To: RummyChick

He should keep his monkey in his pants....


9 posted on 03/30/2013 7:52:04 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

10 posted on 03/30/2013 7:53:22 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: RummyChick

Send biteme to trade the bieb for the monkey. They can keep the bieb.


11 posted on 03/30/2013 7:54:12 AM PDT by cableguymn (The founding fathers would be shooting by now..)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Dieter’s monkey?

SPROCKETS!

12 posted on 03/30/2013 7:54:21 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: RummyChick

But a monkey cannot replace Selena Gomez. :)

(Search Selena Gomez Spring Breakers. )

Justin Bieber Visits Selena Gomez Before Leaving the Country
http://www.eonline.com/news/402185/justin-bieber-visits-selena-gomez-before-leaving-the-country


13 posted on 03/30/2013 7:56:19 AM PDT by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: EEGator


14 posted on 03/30/2013 7:57:25 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

“Now is the time when we dance on Sprockets.”


15 posted on 03/30/2013 7:58:50 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: RummyChick
The Biebs is headed the way of M. Jackson.

Or Pee Wee Herman if he spanks his monkey.

16 posted on 03/30/2013 8:01:29 AM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: RummyChick

He is starting to make Michael Jackson look sane and Courtney Love look sober.


17 posted on 03/30/2013 8:02:19 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: SMGFan

Ahhh, she’s becoming quite the grown up skank.


18 posted on 03/30/2013 8:02:30 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: ClearCase_guy; RummyChick

“I’ve seen this movie before. Doesn’t end well. “

O.K. Contest over; ClearCase_guy nails it!!!


19 posted on 03/30/2013 8:05:13 AM PDT by Wuli
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To: RummyChick
Maybe we should all start posting this for Bieber and his Monkey.


20 posted on 03/30/2013 8:05:14 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: RummyChick

I heard the SPCA was after him for slappin’ his monkey....


21 posted on 03/30/2013 8:11:50 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: RummyChick

We need a palate cleanser. Someone post a photo of Selena Gomez. :)


22 posted on 03/30/2013 8:22:05 AM PDT by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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To: Sacajaweau; humblegunner
"Which one is the monkey??"

The one that needs a good spanking.
23 posted on 03/30/2013 8:27:34 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: RummyChick

Observation and a question:

1. That is the stupidest hat I’ve ever seen in my life.

2. Should I feel guilty for wishing that the monkey would eat his face off?


24 posted on 03/30/2013 8:32:02 AM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: RummyChick
The Biebs is headed the way of M. Jackson.

Beat me to it.

25 posted on 03/30/2013 8:33:49 AM PDT by bgill
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To: RummyChick

Better headline:

GERMANS SPANK BIEBER OVER MONKEY


26 posted on 03/30/2013 8:36:01 AM PDT by SeminoleCounty (GOP = Greenlighting Obama's Programs)
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To: RummyChick

My question is...are those real tats all over him? Or are they just henna, done for a movie or tour?


27 posted on 03/30/2013 8:37:11 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: RummyChick
Justin Bieber: Monkey Detained by German Officials

Talk about disappointing. I though Bieber was the monkey who was detained.

28 posted on 03/30/2013 9:13:32 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: USMCPOP

Heard any good jokes lately?


29 posted on 03/30/2013 9:15:07 AM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: chris37

2. Should I feel guilty for wishing that the monkey would eat his face off?

While understandable................yea, you probably should. Probably make the monkey sick too.


30 posted on 03/30/2013 9:31:41 AM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: MPJackal

Well, I would not want to wish sickness upon an innocent monkey.

31 posted on 03/30/2013 9:46:06 AM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: RummyChick

a submittal for ‘one begins to look like one’s pet’ as time goes by..


32 posted on 03/30/2013 9:49:12 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: RummyChick
How can one tell the difference between Justin Bieber and his monkey? Easy, the monkey is the one with the brains [and talent]; Justin's his puppet.
33 posted on 03/30/2013 10:00:13 AM PDT by MasterGunner01
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To: Liberty Valance

TOUCH HIM! LOVE HIM! LIEBE MEINE AFFE-MIENKE!


34 posted on 03/30/2013 10:01:45 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: billorites
Chimps are smarter than monkeys when it comes to dealing with officials.


35 posted on 03/30/2013 10:02:19 AM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: EEGator

He’s as happy as a little girl.


36 posted on 03/30/2013 10:03:01 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: RummyChick

Trying to be the new Jacko?


37 posted on 03/30/2013 10:04:33 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: chris37

Speaking of hats...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZM0-f5_CU


38 posted on 03/30/2013 10:04:38 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: SMGFan

39 posted on 03/30/2013 10:12:51 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: dfwgator

SNL had some decent comics in the 90’s, but they totally suck now.


40 posted on 03/30/2013 10:13:59 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: EEGator

No doubt their whole relationship was a sham promoted by the Disney people.....Just like every other Disney starlet once “dated” one of the Jonas Brothers.


41 posted on 03/30/2013 10:14:12 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights
Trying to be the new Jacko?

Well at least they had the same skin color. ;)

42 posted on 03/30/2013 10:14:55 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

True. Same as Justin Timberlake, Brittany Spears, Christina Aguilera, etc...


43 posted on 03/30/2013 10:21:27 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: Yardstick

LMAO :D

That was hilarious!

Sadly this is what western civilization seems to be devolving to.


44 posted on 03/30/2013 11:29:37 AM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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