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Prostitute who died during romp came back to life in coffin
The Sun ^ | March 28, 2013 | Staff

Posted on 03/31/2013 8:10:56 AM PDT by library user

Edited on 03/31/2013 8:16:19 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

A PROSTITUTE in Zimbabwe 'died' during a hotel romp with a client - only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin.

The vice girl reportedly collapsed during a sex session last week at the Manor Hotel in Bulaweyo.


(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: backtolife; prostitute; resurrection; zimbabwe; zombiehookers
What a nice Easter Sunday story. :-) Read the comments at the site. They are a hoot.
1 posted on 03/31/2013 8:10:56 AM PDT by library user
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To: library user

“A PROSTITUTE in Zimbabwe ‘died’ during a hotel romp with a client - only to come back to life as her body was being put in a coffin. “

If they can fake an orgasm, I guess they can fake everything else.


2 posted on 03/31/2013 8:13:07 AM PDT by lowbridge (Joe Biden: "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.")
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To: library user

Anderson Cooper?


3 posted on 03/31/2013 8:13:27 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I’m a conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: lowbridge

LOL


4 posted on 03/31/2013 8:14:55 AM PDT by library user
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To: library user

"I don't want to go on the cart."

5 posted on 03/31/2013 8:16:17 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The ballot box is a sham. Nothing will change until after the war.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

“I am not dead yet.”.....
“Yes, you are. Now, shut up and lay down again.”


6 posted on 03/31/2013 8:29:16 AM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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7 posted on 03/31/2013 8:36:33 AM PDT by Brandonmark (OWCM is The new American Minority! 11.06.12 - Day of Infamy!)
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To: library user

8 posted on 03/31/2013 8:43:20 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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I suppose people in Zimbabwe are not familiar with the notion of a “ploy”.


9 posted on 03/31/2013 8:53:11 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (What word begins with "O" and ends in economic collapse?)
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