The end of men? Expert predicts males will be extinct in 5 million years…process has already started

Daily Mail (UK) ^ | 01:32 EST, 3 April 2013 | Fiona Macrae

[Olog-hai]

Men are living on borrowed time, according to a leading female scientist.

Professor Jenny Graves even claims the male of the species is heading for extinction.

And chaps, the bad news doesn’t end there, because the process may have already started.

Professor Graves, one of Australia’s most influential scientists, believes that women will win the battle of the sexes—and in the most definitive way possible.

She says that the inherent fragility of the male sex chromosome, the Y sex chromosome, means that men are sliding towards extinction. …

[gorush]

Two rednecks are sitting on the front porch.
One says, “Did you know that elks have sex
10 to 15 times a night?”

“Aw shit”, says his friend, “and I just joined the Shriners!”

[PowderMonkey]

Promises, promises. Can't come soon enough...
Why do most men die 20 years before their wives do? Because they want to.

[dragonblustar]

Oh crap, that means more women looking like Chaz Bono and Rosie O’Donnell in the future!

[onedoug]

5,000,000 years?

[Lx]

Seems like a bit of projection.

If they keep this crap up they’re going to lose the right to vote and we’ll act like lions and make them do all the work and eat first while they wait. Yes, my wife loves me for some strange reason.

[Billthedrill]

That’s good news for the spider population, because in 5,000,000 years there will be nobody to squish them.

[Dutch Boy]

I’d like to see the math on this prediction. But then again, in 5 millions years who is going to check to see if it is correct.

I wished I had a job where I could just make stuff up and get paid.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Married men live longer than single men, but married men WANT to die.

[Billthedrill]

But then again, in 5 millions years who is going to check to see if it is correct.

I'll still be around. I've made up my mind not to die until the Mariners win a World Series.

[Bernard Marx]

Junk science is totally taking over in the world. Considering homo sapiens has only been around for about a million years total, I’ll take the 5 million year option. Devastating planetary changes will occur in that time period, and probably no one will be around then including women.

[Lx]

I missed what you were saying as I was plumbing the exhaust pipe from car to my office;then again, maybe I got the routing wrong and it was the wrong room. What to do???

[ImaGraftedBranch]

They seem to forget that women will die off shortly after the men...

[bigheadfred]

boy....howdy....i can’t wait for the next installment of one minute inside a woman’s head...

[Dutch Boy]

We have people around here waiting for the Bills to win the Super Bowl too.

[American in Israel]

Lot of laughs on that one Bill...

[Vision]

believes that women will win the battle of the sexes

Many women are at war with men. Most men are not at war. It's time for men to pull back a little from women until they learn to behave themselves.

[Morgana]

I beg to differ. It won’t happen unless abortion is outlawed.

[American in Israel]

I would tell her to go eff herself, but that must already be in the plans.

[RegulatorCountry]

This is how lesbians bide their time when not eating, drunk or playing pool. Fantasizing about the day when they'll be necessary because men no longer exist.