Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Pygmy Goat Found in Bar
UPI ^ | April 4, 2013

Posted on 04/04/2013 2:47:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Animal control officials in Montana said they are trying to track down the owner of a goat found inside a local bar.

Jacki Casagranda, supervisor of the Chelsea Bailey Butte-Silver Bow Animal Shelter, said an animal control officer responded 1:30 a.m. Sunday to a bar in Butte on a report of a goat being brought inside the facility and the animal, which shelter workers have dubbed Shirley, was brought to the shelter when no one at the facility claimed ownership, The Montana Standard, Butte, reported Thursday.

Casagranda said bar patrons were fortunate the goat is a friendly and calm animal, as that is not always the case with animals brought to loud, public places.

"Animals should not be in bars," Casagranda said. "In general, for the community, for the owners, and for the animal it's just not a good situation."

Casagranda said authorities are hoping to identify the goat's owner.

"Hopefully we'll find the owner," Casagranda said. "If not, hopefully we'll find her a good new home."


TOPICS: Food; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: gotchergoat; montana; napl; soagoatapriestanda
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-69 next last

1 posted on 04/04/2013 2:47:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

First, the goat has to admit it has a problem. Take the goat out of the bar and put it where it belongs- a stupid music video parody on Youtube.


2 posted on 04/04/2013 2:48:35 PM PDT by nickcarraway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

Montana is Big Sky country. The goat just appears small in the venue.


3 posted on 04/04/2013 2:48:58 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

So this pygmy goat walks into a bar....


4 posted on 04/04/2013 2:50:10 PM PDT by mkmensinger
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

Look for a priest and a dentist.


5 posted on 04/04/2013 2:51:02 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob ( Concerning bo -- that refers to the president. If I capitalize it, I mean the dog.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Salamander

You missing someone?


6 posted on 04/04/2013 2:51:12 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

Was he singing “I Only Have Eyes for Ewe”?

or “Ewe Light up My Life”?


7 posted on 04/04/2013 2:52:51 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

8 posted on 04/04/2013 2:53:10 PM PDT by cyn (Benghazi.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

Pygmy goats I know would like a bar just fine. You’d have to keep an eye out for your knees if they have horns, and like to butt, otherwise . . . .


9 posted on 04/04/2013 2:53:21 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: 1rudeboy

Had a girlfriend once who was horney and liked butts...


10 posted on 04/04/2013 2:54:31 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaddy!

You still in there?

11 posted on 04/04/2013 2:54:39 PM PDT by TexasCajun
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway; Godzilla

It is Montana, what do you expect?


12 posted on 04/04/2013 2:55:56 PM PDT by reaganaut (Kyrie eleison...Christe eleison...Kyrie eleison)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Elsie

You missing any of your kids?


13 posted on 04/04/2013 2:56:55 PM PDT by reaganaut (Kyrie eleison...Christe eleison...Kyrie eleison)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

"Give us back our goat or we shoot out your kneecaps."

14 posted on 04/04/2013 2:57:02 PM PDT by eCSMaster (Palin was correct!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: reaganaut
At least it wasn't found stealing at the Towne Pump.
15 posted on 04/04/2013 2:59:14 PM PDT by bigmak007 (They who can't control their own passions, want to passionately control others.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: Elsie

Pingalingaling


16 posted on 04/04/2013 2:59:54 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway
Bar Butts in Butte Banned
17 posted on 04/04/2013 3:06:02 PM PDT by mikrofon (by the Nanny State)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

Did anyone check his ID? Stature is not an issue. Poop is!


18 posted on 04/04/2013 3:06:28 PM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar said "Quae cum ita sunt. Since these things are so.".)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

Pigmy goat IS unusual I was always told that a MonTAANAAA
cowboy’s best girlfriend was a sheep! I guess times and habits have changed.


19 posted on 04/04/2013 3:07:32 PM PDT by TaMoDee ( Lassez les bons temps rouler dans les 2013! Geaux, Pack, Geaux!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

Look for a dental floss rancher riding a pygmy pony!


20 posted on 04/04/2013 3:11:52 PM PDT by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: reaganaut

alllll right you baaaaaaaad Butte boys.


21 posted on 04/04/2013 3:17:06 PM PDT by Godzilla (3/7/77)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

Goat walks into a bar in Butte.

Bartender: What’s your story, Shorty?

Goat: Well, I’d like a drink. Whiskey.

Bartender: Whiskey? Got an I.D. on ya?

Goat: Well, I—well, no I don’t. I—

Bartender: That’s it. Go on. Out the door with you. We don’t serve kids in here!


22 posted on 04/04/2013 3:28:48 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TexasCajun

D’AWWWWW!


23 posted on 04/04/2013 3:39:32 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Fightin Whitey

Well, it was a long wait for the punchline to Post #4, but worth it!


24 posted on 04/04/2013 3:40:01 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

I sure hope this does not result in a curse being put on the bar.

Curse of the Goat II.


25 posted on 04/04/2013 3:42:11 PM PDT by Tupelo (Old, Bald, Ugly, Fat and Broke in Arizona)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Click

26 posted on 04/04/2013 3:45:44 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

Montana!
Where men are men and sheep (and goats) are nervous !


27 posted on 04/04/2013 4:00:42 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: The USA is in a Civil Cold War.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

. . . . and boy, was his wife PISSED!


28 posted on 04/04/2013 4:20:17 PM PDT by Hardastarboard (Buck Off, Bronco Bama)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: TexasCajun

TOOOO cute!!


29 posted on 04/04/2013 4:36:06 PM PDT by momtothree
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway

A goat in a Montana bar - since when did Montana have enough Muslims to support a goat bar?


30 posted on 04/04/2013 6:06:35 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."..)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Police are looking for a short, lonely "Palestinian."


31 posted on 04/04/2013 7:36:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

The goat said, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”


32 posted on 04/04/2013 7:41:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: nickcarraway
Animals should not be in bars
#####################

Neither should kids. (You see, people, a young goat is dubbed “kid”. ) dbl e..

33 posted on 04/04/2013 8:07:35 PM PDT by Dysart ( Democracy is the road to socialism-- Karl Marx)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows
Are you kidding, or just monkeying around?


34 posted on 04/04/2013 8:31:25 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: goat granny
Some lets the goats out.


35 posted on 04/04/2013 8:32:32 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 34 | View Replies]

To: goat granny

Some lets the goats out. = Someone let the goats out.


36 posted on 04/04/2013 8:33:44 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition
It was the pig's day off.
37 posted on 04/04/2013 8:35:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 34 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

38 posted on 04/04/2013 10:48:43 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

It’s amazing what you can do with an inflated goat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu-Mw6j3RWw


39 posted on 04/04/2013 11:46:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 38 | View Replies]

To: mkmensinger; Scrambler Bob

40 posted on 04/04/2013 11:50:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

poor baby wants in, time for dinner....:O)


41 posted on 04/04/2013 11:53:33 PM PDT by goat granny
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 36 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition
To catch a goat, you grab the hind leg (usually being used by the goat to run) reach up to the head with the left hand while holding on to the leg that the goat is trying to kick himself loose.(hold real tight.

Now you have a hind leg with right hand and base of horn with the other...using your knee to slightly get the goat off balance....flop them on their side and sit on them...clipping begins...

I had one of my girlfriends come out to help trim hoofs. She was almost 5 foot tall and went after one of the males. she lost control of the goat and just got dragged around the barn until I quit laughing. She ended up rideing that goat like this picture before I got into the pen to rescue her.....goat not hurt...(I am a real sympathetic person...

42 posted on 04/05/2013 12:09:32 AM PDT by goat granny
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 34 | View Replies]

To: goat granny
Miss GG...the things you can learn on FR!!! Goodness! Don't know when or where I'd use that unique info .... yet ya never know.....


43 posted on 04/05/2013 12:33:56 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 42 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

LOL just need to buy a small flock of goats...you learn fast with them as teachers....


44 posted on 04/05/2013 12:36:16 AM PDT by goat granny
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 43 | View Replies]

To: goat granny
Sure....I'll get a place with a moat so I can have a stoat in a boat with a goat to show off a new coat. ;D


45 posted on 04/05/2013 12:55:09 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

there is no end to your goat posting...(much better than racoon posting...LOL your poetry is amazing......??????


46 posted on 04/05/2013 12:58:49 AM PDT by goat granny
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 45 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

47 posted on 04/05/2013 12:59:30 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 39 | View Replies]

To: goat granny
You didn't know this....but every time I find a strange goat pic...I save it and think you you! :D


48 posted on 04/05/2013 1:01:49 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 46 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

That’s the goat that the sheep run away from.


49 posted on 04/05/2013 1:15:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 47 | View Replies]

To: Daffynition

************** :o) ************ you and great apple pies...


50 posted on 04/05/2013 1:19:29 AM PDT by goat granny
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 48 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-69 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson