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This Guy Is Obsessed With Becoming A Mermaid
http://www.buzzfeed.com ^ | April 2, 2013 | Whitney Jefferson

Posted on 04/04/2013 9:37:54 PM PDT by Beowulf9

What's that in the water? A fish? Dolphin?

Nope! It's Eric Ducharme — the subject of TLC's My Crazy Obsession. Can you guess what his "crazy obsession" is?

If you guessed "being a mermaid," you'd be right!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: homosexual; liberal; mermaid; moonbat; napl; sourcetitlenoturl
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1 posted on 04/04/2013 9:37:54 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9

Let the games begin...


2 posted on 04/04/2013 9:38:16 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Beowulf9

That is so wrong.


3 posted on 04/04/2013 9:38:29 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Beowulf9

I bet he likes fishsticks.


4 posted on 04/04/2013 9:38:51 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Beowulf9; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

I bet the boy’s just... fabulous!


5 posted on 04/04/2013 9:39:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Beowulf9

Wouldn’t that be a merman?


6 posted on 04/04/2013 9:42:10 PM PDT by South40 (I Love The "New & Improved" Free Republic!)
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To: Beowulf9

A new Democrat constituency is born.


7 posted on 04/04/2013 9:43:38 PM PDT by Husker24
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To: Revolting cat!

Ain’t he pretty Merle? He might look like a fish, but I’m a bett’n he squeals like a pig.

Hey boy! Can you squeal like a pig?


8 posted on 04/04/2013 9:43:47 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: South40

9 posted on 04/04/2013 9:43:59 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: South40

A Mermaider?


10 posted on 04/04/2013 9:44:29 PM PDT by Husker24
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To: Beowulf9

I’ve been so lonely girl, I’ve been so sad and down
Couldn’t understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause i know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(It’s alright girl) makin’ love to other gay fish

*Verse 2*
All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle feelin’ like a whore
Cause I wasn’t being true
Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch
(Gay fish) now I know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish

*Verse 3 Rap*
I used to be scared, denying who I was
Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs
Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers
I’d take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours
But now I’m out and I’m free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I’ll come to your house and have an orgy in your m-—————’ fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)

*Chorus*
m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish

*Verse 4*
I really get around I’m the slut of the sea
When i say I’ve got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
Cause I’m the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
Yeah now I’m where i belong girl

*Verse 5*
But I gotta settle down I can’t be a whore
I ain’t gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I’ve found me a lover, a brother who’s a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)

*Chorus*
(Gay fish yo) m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah, now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish...)


11 posted on 04/04/2013 9:45:48 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: South40
Great psychedelic surf band!


12 posted on 04/04/2013 9:45:51 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Beowulf9

That boy really likes tail.


13 posted on 04/04/2013 9:46:04 PM PDT by mykroar (Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice.-Thomas Paine)
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To: Beowulf9

there’s no such thing.

Let him go jump in the ocean and drown!


14 posted on 04/04/2013 9:48:16 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: Beowulf9
Q: Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

A: Because after her boob job, her B shells didn’t fit anymore.

15 posted on 04/04/2013 9:48:57 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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16 posted on 04/04/2013 9:49:15 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: Revolting cat!; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Thank G-d he won't spawn.


17 posted on 04/04/2013 9:53:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dfwgator

Hey, I LOVE this song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0noA-rzMkE0


18 posted on 04/04/2013 9:54:38 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: South40

1983...


19 posted on 04/04/2013 9:56:55 PM PDT by D Rider
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To: D Rider
1983...Jimmy
20 posted on 04/04/2013 10:01:42 PM PDT by D Rider
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To: D Rider
1983...Jimmy
21 posted on 04/04/2013 10:01:44 PM PDT by D Rider
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To: Beowulf9

Wouldn’t he be a merman? A merman he should be, as Jimi would say..


22 posted on 04/04/2013 10:09:40 PM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (PRISON AT BENGHAZI?????)
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To: Beowulf9

Aquatic fairies?


23 posted on 04/04/2013 10:12:44 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: South40

Not in his case.


24 posted on 04/04/2013 10:13:15 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Beowulf9

mental illness

bring back asylums


25 posted on 04/04/2013 10:14:30 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: South40

Mertranny?


26 posted on 04/04/2013 10:14:54 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Yeah, it’s probably the “Maid” part that he finds so appealing.


27 posted on 04/04/2013 10:15:21 PM PDT by South40 (I Love The "New & Improved" Free Republic!)
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To: South40
Wouldn’t that be a merman?

Ethel?

28 posted on 04/04/2013 10:17:50 PM PDT by upsdriver ( Palin/West '16)
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To: Beowulf9

It’s only a matter of time when they’ll start wanting to marry minnows.


29 posted on 04/04/2013 10:20:19 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: upsdriver

lol! There’s an entire generation who has no idea who that is.


30 posted on 04/04/2013 10:29:44 PM PDT by South40 (I Love The "New & Improved" Free Republic!)
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To: Beowulf9

“When I grow up, I wanna be a Road Runner! *Beep! Beep!* Zip-BANG!!!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIkTzmvFJRI


31 posted on 04/04/2013 10:32:58 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Beowulf9

You’re dead to me boy! You’re more dead to me than your dead mother!
I just thank the Lord she didn’t live to see her son as a mermaid!


32 posted on 04/04/2013 10:37:04 PM PDT by Edward Teach
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; GeronL
Everybody Sing!



"There's *NO* business
Like show business
Like *NO* business
I know!"


33 posted on 04/04/2013 10:40:08 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Beowulf9

And he’s gay too!


34 posted on 04/04/2013 10:40:28 PM PDT by dragonblustar (2 Peter 3:18)
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To: South40; upsdriver

I posted #33 before I read you comments.

Honest!


35 posted on 04/04/2013 10:42:16 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: BradyLS

Enjoyed that:)


36 posted on 04/04/2013 10:42:43 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Slings and Arrows

There’s something fishy about that guy.


37 posted on 04/04/2013 10:44:18 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Who thinks of this stuff?


38 posted on 04/04/2013 10:55:51 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Beowulf9

He has a mother, but where’s the father?


39 posted on 04/04/2013 10:57:16 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan (If you're FOR sticking scissors in a female's neck and sucking out her brains, you are PRO-WOMAN!)
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To: dfwgator
We just watched this show. He auditioned as a merman in some kind of Sea World show. The women who were the mermaids said he "just wasn't right" for their needs.

Why? Because it's a show for kids, and he was being all sexually provocative.

I have NO idea what this guy does for a living. He spends 50 hours per week perfecting his suits.

Mommy must be rich.

40 posted on 04/04/2013 11:19:54 PM PDT by boop ("You don't look so bad, here's another")
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To: Daffynition

41 posted on 04/04/2013 11:21:33 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: Beowulf9

This is a variation on a not-completely-uncommon identity disorder or as we like to say “lifestyle,” encompassing such trends as “FURRY FANDOM.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom.

Frankly I have far fewer qualms about a fellow wanting to be a fish than I do about a political “social” movement of HIV+ sex fiends wanting to bugger my son.


42 posted on 04/04/2013 11:25:41 PM PDT by golux
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To: dr_lew
"Ceci n'est pas une mirmaid"


43 posted on 04/04/2013 11:29:46 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If he can play an instrument, maybe he could join Blue Man Grouper.


44 posted on 04/04/2013 11:31:39 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: boop

He’s been an entrepreneur since the age of 14.

http://themertailor.com/


45 posted on 04/04/2013 11:41:25 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan (If you're FOR sticking scissors in a female's neck and sucking out her brains, you are PRO-WOMAN!)
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To: Daffynition

Somebody who’s very lonely and doesn’t get enough fresh seafood.


46 posted on 04/04/2013 11:43:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander
There’s something fishy about that guy.

And his chum.

47 posted on 04/04/2013 11:44:38 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

My next logical step is to say something that will get me ZOTted.

:)


48 posted on 04/04/2013 11:48:33 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
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To: Salamander

Sooooo...how about that weather?


49 posted on 04/05/2013 12:02:57 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Cold.

Very cold.

;]

[stuffs hands in mouth to keep from typing]


50 posted on 04/05/2013 12:17:47 AM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
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