Posted on 04/04/2013 9:37:54 PM PDT by Beowulf9
What's that in the water? A fish? Dolphin?
Nope! It's Eric Ducharme — the subject of TLC's My Crazy Obsession. Can you guess what his "crazy obsession" is?
If you guessed "being a mermaid," you'd be right!
Let the games begin...
That is so wrong.
I bet he likes fishsticks.
I bet the boy’s just... fabulous!
Wouldn’t that be a merman?
A new Democrat constituency is born.
Ain’t he pretty Merle? He might look like a fish, but I’m a bett’n he squeals like a pig.
Hey boy! Can you squeal like a pig?
A Mermaider?
I’ve been so lonely girl, I’ve been so sad and down
Couldn’t understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause i know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(It’s alright girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
*Verse 2*
All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle feelin’ like a whore
Cause I wasn’t being true
Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch
(Gay fish) now I know that I’m a gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
*Verse 3 Rap*
I used to be scared, denying who I was
Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs
Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers
I’d take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours
But now I’m out and I’m free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I’ll come to your house and have an orgy in your m-—————’ fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)
*Chorus*
m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
*Verse 4*
I really get around I’m the slut of the sea
When i say I’ve got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
Cause I’m the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) Goin’ on a gay fish
Yeah now I’m where i belong girl
*Verse 5*
But I gotta settle down I can’t be a whore
I ain’t gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I’ve found me a lover, a brother who’s a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish yo) m-—————’ gay fish
(I’m a fish yo) goin’ on a gay fish
(Yeah, now I’m where i belong girl) makin’ love to other gay fish
(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish...)
That boy really likes tail.
there’s no such thing.
Let him go jump in the ocean and drown!
A: Because after her boob job, her B shells didn’t fit anymore.
1983...
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