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uhmm... im in a really akward position...
4/10/2013 | noah rodriguez

Posted on 04/10/2013 9:32:04 AM PDT by never_eazii

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To: never_eazii
Also, it is good form to reply to comments on your vanity threads.

And what's up with the lower case, misspellings and generally lazy content? That's so DU, not FR.

101 posted on 04/10/2013 10:10:47 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: Darksheare

oops ... Dark there it is again.


102 posted on 04/10/2013 10:10:53 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: never_eazii
Hope you're wearing your

This crowd can be a little rough on new members.

103 posted on 04/10/2013 10:11:56 AM PDT by McGruff (You are either with us or you are with the RINOs.)
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To: tomkat

LOL!

Dang, I was kidding myself....thought I could get away with 200 or so!


104 posted on 04/10/2013 10:12:07 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Been there


105 posted on 04/10/2013 10:12:13 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: DJ MacWoW

okay ... you found me. I surrender. Could you play me a song first?


106 posted on 04/10/2013 10:12:52 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

yup, just mark it and move away quickly.


107 posted on 04/10/2013 10:14:36 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Good advice ... Running for the exit. Let me know when is safe again.


108 posted on 04/10/2013 10:15:35 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: mnehring
All noobs are reviewed for an indeterminate amount of time to ensure you aren’t a spammer or troll.

In this case, apparently not long enough :-)

This post reminds me of people who say they are going to call the phone company to complain that their phone isn't working.

109 posted on 04/10/2013 10:15:46 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: txhurl

I love these threads. It brings out the best of Freepers.


110 posted on 04/10/2013 10:16:38 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: never_eazii

Please describe your position. Are your most important organs protected? Also, take a break every 5 minutes if the position is hard to hold.


111 posted on 04/10/2013 10:18:23 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: CatherineofAragon
Word of advice; you probably shouldn’t make vanities a habit.

Are you kidding? Newby vanity posts are great fun! Look how loving everyone is. And funny too.

112 posted on 04/10/2013 10:19:41 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: no-to-illegals; Darksheare
Your Requested Song
113 posted on 04/10/2013 10:21:13 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

I once had a FReeper try and talk me into posting a vanity thread. I was Thiiiiiiiiis close.


114 posted on 04/10/2013 10:23:07 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: never_eazii
 photo attentionwhore1.jpg
115 posted on 04/10/2013 10:23:34 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: DJ MacWoW
Shucks ... I was hoping for a Tigger.
116 posted on 04/10/2013 10:24:50 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: TexasCajun; never_eazii
Akward - Hugh & Series !!

ROFLAO!

Never_easii, when you figure out the levers and knobs here at FR, do a search for "Hugh" or "Series". Read the entire thread.

117 posted on 04/10/2013 10:27:34 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: no-to-illegals
A Song
118 posted on 04/10/2013 10:29:34 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: DJ MacWoW
I'm in trouble now. I think I just spoke with a democRAT phone rep that called, and gave them some quotes. Another list. These lists these lists these wonderful lists. Hey sounds like a great beginning to another song.
119 posted on 04/10/2013 10:29:37 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: never_eazii

You are required to check you beeber at the door. We don’t want any Freepers to accidently be stunned by it.


120 posted on 04/10/2013 10:32:21 AM PDT by Chesterbelloc
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To: Still Thinking; Rocky
Are you logged in?

Thanks to Rocky, I get it!

121 posted on 04/10/2013 10:33:55 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: McGruff

thanks... i needed that XD


122 posted on 04/10/2013 10:35:11 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: Servant of the Cross

Well, the only misspelling i found is uhm, and i meant to put that... thanks for the tip,and i only never care about my caps and stuff unless its a name, its just one of those things that a thirteen year-old kid that has straight “A”s and never lost in a spelling bee over looks :P


123 posted on 04/10/2013 10:35:59 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: CharlesWayneCT

okay,thanks... guess i should wait, or stay active? this is really the only thing ive ever been a noob at...


124 posted on 04/10/2013 10:36:14 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: FatherofFive

ha. ha. very. funny. -.-


125 posted on 04/10/2013 10:36:20 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: allmendream

thanks, i guess youre the first person not to throw an insult, as far as i know... but, yeah, vanity thread? O.o


126 posted on 04/10/2013 10:36:31 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: illiac

yeah, i sort of contradicted myself, sorry... it just wont let me edit my profile >.<


127 posted on 04/10/2013 10:36:47 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: never_eazii
Take some advice from an old-timer. The one thing you really don't want to do is post a vanity or insult the Admin Mods - well, that's two things - and then complain about how slow FR has gotten in a couple dozen vanity posts that do nothing but make the problem worse - well, that's three things. Another is not posting endless, rambling posts concerning nothing of any particular importance to the FR community at large. Like the time I had this really bad hangnail on my big toe. Hurt like a sumbitch, I want to tell you, but I wasn't really in a position to do anything about it - I was in the field with a new pair of combat boots and the zombies were all over the place, and well, it just didn't seem to me to be appropriate to take the boot off at the moment and anyway I didn't have any fingernail clippers or electrician's pliers, the Leatherman was stuck in a zombie forehead about a half-mile away and I wasn't going back for it. Now, a K-Bar is a great knife otherwise but when it comes to pedicure it leaves a good deal to be desired, and I didn't have a bayonet with me because I didn't have a bayonet lug on my Barrett because it would make it an illegal assault rifle. I considered shooting the hangnail off but the barrel is too long to reach my toe for that and anyway you can't dial in a range of 3 feet because the toe looks all blurry in the range finder and you wouldn't just want to pop off a shot in the general direction or in the direction of the general either. You could get latrine duty for that.

So what am I gonna do? You ask everyone else on the entire drop team if they have a spare set of nail clippers and they look at you like you're crazy but the fact is that they left their kits on the mother ship before you hit atmosphere and they're just as much out of luck as you are if they get a hangnail, which nobody is worrying about because we're all dodging zombies but dang it, it hurts and the toe is starting to swell up. You know that thing about for want of a nail the shoe was lost, the horse was lost, the trooper was lost, the battle was lost, the war was lost? Well, it applies to nail clippers too.

So what I did, see, was to break out the old P-38 can opener from my combat purse and head for the high ground. The zombies were milling around over by the atmosphere desalinization plant and so I had a few minutes to sort of pry at the thing and what do you know? It worked! But now it's getting toward lunch time and I know one of my buddies is going to want to use the thing to open a can of stewed prunes. I don't have any hand cleaner to sanitize it - left the kit on the mother ship, haven't you been paying attention? So I dunno, do you think I should tell him? You don't have any spare hand cleaner, do you?

128 posted on 04/10/2013 10:38:14 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: no-to-illegals

Should be safe, the strange pleading bag of gravel is safely away.


129 posted on 04/10/2013 10:38:51 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tenacious 1

I don’t do vanity threads simply because mine would be even more irrelevant than most of those that DO get posted. :)


130 posted on 04/10/2013 10:40:42 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: no-to-illegals
Democrat Song
131 posted on 04/10/2013 10:41:39 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: never_eazii
this is really the only thing ive ever been a noob at...

A sense of humor too. ;o)

Welcome aboard. Make sure you bring a pillow case and your paddle to orientation.

(BTW - "Vanity" is any post that is original thoughts of your own, that does not link other publications or cite the work of others. This could include everything from what to do with a snake in your house to "Hugh and Series problems with beebers.")

132 posted on 04/10/2013 10:43:01 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: All

Oh my goodness! You guys crack me up!!!!!


133 posted on 04/10/2013 10:43:02 AM PDT by misharu (US Congress: Children without adult supervision.)
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To: never_eazii
Well, the only misspelling i found is uhm

You know I'm eazii ... eazii like Sunday morning ...

134 posted on 04/10/2013 10:43:13 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: DJ MacWoW

yep that was one of the quotes given to the caller.


135 posted on 04/10/2013 10:43:21 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: never_eazii; Servant of the Cross

“i guess i created an account MAYBE ten minutes ago, and its saying my account is too new to do anything... do i need to register anything? i already registered my email, so do i need to do anything else? am i missing something?”

Well, first of all, when referring to yourself in the first person, it should be “I”, not “i”.

Further, in this context, you should have used “it’s” which is the only acceptable contraction of “it is” (many people try to put in an apostrophe for a possessive form, but that is not proper).

Then there is the capitalization of the first word of a new sentence.

FWIW.

Welcome to Free Republic.


136 posted on 04/10/2013 10:43:40 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn5:4-5,4:15,5:13;Mt27:50-54,Mk15:33-34,Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tim2:5-6;Ti3:4-5)
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To: Servant of the Cross

Watch out now. I didn’t say that.


137 posted on 04/10/2013 10:44:37 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

I don’t know why people complain about vanity threads. I think they are some of the most entertaining threads we get here on FR. I just don’t want to be the source of the entertainment. lol


138 posted on 04/10/2013 10:45:00 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: never_eazii

Have you undergone your universal background check yet?


139 posted on 04/10/2013 10:45:30 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
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To: exit82

Class of ‘99!! I just made it!


140 posted on 04/10/2013 10:45:31 AM PDT by misharu (US Congress: Children without adult supervision.)
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To: Darksheare
Lets hope it was good gin.
141 posted on 04/10/2013 10:45:36 AM PDT by OSHA (One despises and wants to destroy the United States, the other is a dead terrorist.)
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To: never_eazii

I like cheese


142 posted on 04/10/2013 10:47:31 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Viva il papa)
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To: Tenacious 1

OH my goodness! I haven’t thought of the “hugh and series” thread in a long time! hahahahahhaha!


143 posted on 04/10/2013 10:48:56 AM PDT by misharu (US Congress: Children without adult supervision.)
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To: Tenacious 1

Agreed. Some people just don’t have enough to complain about, I guess.


144 posted on 04/10/2013 10:49:15 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: F15Eagle

Eagle,

You should change your handle to “Sheldon”.

:o)


145 posted on 04/10/2013 10:49:21 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: Tenacious 1

lol


146 posted on 04/10/2013 10:49:39 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn5:4-5,4:15,5:13;Mt27:50-54,Mk15:33-34,Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tim2:5-6;Ti3:4-5)
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To: ScottinVA; All

You guys are incorrigible! Seriesly!


147 posted on 04/10/2013 10:49:41 AM PDT by MestaMachine
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But maybe that should be LOL


148 posted on 04/10/2013 10:50:04 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn5:4-5,4:15,5:13;Mt27:50-54,Mk15:33-34,Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tim2:5-6;Ti3:4-5)
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To: Servant of the Cross
And what's up with the lower case, misspellings and generally lazy content? That's so DU, not FR.

Nah... if it were DU, the postings would never be more than two words at a time.. and never multi-syllabic.

149 posted on 04/10/2013 10:50:08 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
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To: F15Eagle; Joe 6-pack

“The guy in Nigeria always wants the SSN, too...”

The Kenyan got his in CT from some dead guy...though he never lived in CT.


150 posted on 04/10/2013 10:50:27 AM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders.)
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