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uhmm... im in a really akward position...
4/10/2013 | noah rodriguez

Posted on 04/10/2013 9:32:04 AM PDT by never_eazii

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To: never_eazii

Have you received your 97 character secret code?


151 posted on 04/10/2013 10:50:38 AM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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To: llevrok
Thank you for swiping...errr....ummmm... storing an archive of my picture. I lost all my little pretties when my picture hosting website went belly up.

Now I have one of my favorites back!

152 posted on 04/10/2013 10:51:22 AM PDT by OSHA (One despises and wants to destroy the United States, the other is a dead terrorist.)
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To: NeoCaveman

A Møøse once bit my sister...


153 posted on 04/10/2013 10:52:12 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: OSHA

It better be the good stuff.


154 posted on 04/10/2013 10:53:58 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: GGpaX4DumpedTea

Wait, that could mean we have an unidentified, undocumented, fake-document-selling impostor in the WH.

It would take fully 1/2 of America to be incredibly stupid to elect such a man.


155 posted on 04/10/2013 10:54:26 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn5:4-5,4:15,5:13;Mt27:50-54,Mk15:33-34,Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tim2:5-6;Ti3:4-5)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
A Møøse once bit my sister...

Oh yeah? My 5 year old got his shoelace stuck in a ceiling fan..... while it was still on his foot!

If I've told that kid to keep his shoes tied once, I've told him a million times!

156 posted on 04/10/2013 10:54:28 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Moose bites can be nasty


157 posted on 04/10/2013 10:55:32 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Viva il papa)
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To: Admin Moderator

thank you, and yes, i’m a conservative. proof? well... do i need to state proof?


158 posted on 04/10/2013 10:56:21 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: Billthedrill

actually, i do, you need it? but anyway, i feel you, bro. *pats back* its okay, once i left my half eaten taco on my pelican when noble-6 and i headed out. you ever heard of the mission of six and the odst? probably not, its top secret, but if you ever do, that was me... here you go
http://theq411.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hand-sanitizer-bottles.jpg


159 posted on 04/10/2013 10:56:21 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: ScottinVA

yeah, my odst training cleared me to sign up. anything else?


160 posted on 04/10/2013 10:56:33 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: count-your-change

yeah, but it was only.............................. *counts on fingers*..... 7 characters


161 posted on 04/10/2013 10:56:33 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: NeoCaveman

We apologise for the fault in the thread comments. Those responsible have been sacked.


162 posted on 04/10/2013 11:00:07 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: F15Eagle

XD nice


163 posted on 04/10/2013 11:01:49 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: never_eazii
do i need to state proof?

No. Don't fall for that. Your conservatism will show it's own way through. No need to feed the animals.

164 posted on 04/10/2013 11:03:07 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 ("The British are Coming (to confiscate weapons)" - Paul Revere (We know how that ended))
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To: never_eazii

;)


165 posted on 04/10/2013 11:03:19 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn5:4-5,4:15,5:13;Mt27:50-54,Mk15:33-34,Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tim2:5-6;Ti3:4-5)
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To: never_eazii
I object to all this sex on the television.....
I MEAN I KEEP FALLING OFF!


166 posted on 04/10/2013 11:21:37 AM PDT by DCBryan1
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To: Tenacious 1

alright :P


167 posted on 04/10/2013 11:25:17 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: never_eazii
so do i need to do anything else? am i missing something?

It would appear that you are missing your shift key.

168 posted on 04/10/2013 11:32:16 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: DCBryan1

so, im guessing all of the random comments are the non-newbies’ way of saying hello?


169 posted on 04/10/2013 11:32:53 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: DCBryan1

Hello and good evening. It’s eight o’clock and time for the penguin on your television set to explode.


170 posted on 04/10/2013 11:33:42 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: humblegunner

using a school laptop... yes, i am actually


171 posted on 04/10/2013 11:35:46 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: never_eazii
so, im guessing all of the random comments are the non-newbies’ way of saying hello?

RANDOM? Who you callin' RANDOM noob? You hink we posted all this stuff just to waste electrons? Now drop and give me 20!


172 posted on 04/10/2013 11:40:18 AM PDT by OSHA (One despises and wants to destroy the United States, the other is a dead terrorist.)
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To: never_eazii

Pretty much.
We’ll take any excuse to goof off and laugh.


173 posted on 04/10/2013 11:41:39 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: OSHA
Oh great! a typo in

H1


174 posted on 04/10/2013 11:41:58 AM PDT by OSHA (One despises and wants to destroy the United States, the other is a dead terrorist.)
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To: OSHA; never_eazii

“Now drop and give me 20!”

What if all they have on hand at the moment is a fiver?


175 posted on 04/10/2013 11:42:36 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: F15Eagle

Yup, the 47% that Romney ‘wrote off’, plus those on the religious right who stayed home ‘cause they’d never vote for a Morman...plus the LMS covering his @$$. Hmmm...seems we have low information voters on both sides of this thing.


176 posted on 04/10/2013 11:45:56 AM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders.)
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To: Darksheare

haha... fine by me, then XD


177 posted on 04/10/2013 11:46:38 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: Darksheare

i had to google that :/ but yup... but why do i have to drop? O.o


178 posted on 04/10/2013 11:46:38 AM PDT by never_eazii
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To: Tenacious 1

Yep, always makes for a good thread....


179 posted on 04/10/2013 11:52:14 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: never_eazii

For some reason I’m envisioning some weird dance move that rrequires one to flop on the ground like a fish.
I’m not really certain.
[Warning: Darksheare has a demented sense of humor!]


180 posted on 04/10/2013 11:59:14 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

heheh... nice :3


181 posted on 04/10/2013 12:02:23 PM PDT by never_eazii
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To: Darksheare

It was that fishing story about Dad and I made you think that way. Never mind me ... am demensuated.


182 posted on 04/10/2013 12:03:40 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

Or like me, post a thread in chat with the source listed as “About a quart of Gin.”

******

Now that right there is some good advice.


183 posted on 04/10/2013 12:04:25 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: JouleZ

When dealing with Gin and pine needles ... it almost smells the same. Had one or two conversations with a bottle of Gin in my day. I had to quit ... found out the bottle was more intelligent than me.


184 posted on 04/10/2013 12:07:47 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!


185 posted on 04/10/2013 12:08:56 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker
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To: never_eazii
Well, the only misspelling i found is uhm, and i meant to put that... thanks for the tip,and i only never care about my caps and stuff unless its a name, its just one of those things that a thirteen year-old kid that has straight “A”s and never lost in a spelling bee over looks :P

They must never have given you the word "awkward" in a spelling bee, right?

186 posted on 04/10/2013 12:10:14 PM PDT by lonevoice (Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
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To: never_eazii
okay,thanks... guess i should wait, or stay active? this is really the only thing ive ever been a noob at...

Well, aren't you a marvel of modern cybernetic achievement?

Couple of things:

1. Write in complete sentences. Use a captital letter to begin a sentence. Use standard English. Do not post text gibberish.

2. Do NOT confuse "your" and "you're."

There's more.

187 posted on 04/10/2013 12:12:18 PM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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To: Billthedrill; ZirconEncrustedTweezers

^^^ Look up ^^^ I found you some tweezers for that hang toenail!


188 posted on 04/10/2013 12:13:40 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: never_eazii

189 posted on 04/10/2013 12:20:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: no-to-illegals

I like Juniper in a bottle now.....when I was a kid I liked Jeannie in a bottle. She was funny.


190 posted on 04/10/2013 12:22:47 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: JouleZ

Now you’ve done it. You had a Jeannie in a bottle? The one I saw only appear to me on TV, and there was no belly button. Did your Jeannie have a belly button?


191 posted on 04/10/2013 12:25:59 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

She had an umbilicus but I never saw it. She also lived with a Major guy or he might have been a Master Cylinder at NASA.


192 posted on 04/10/2013 12:31:39 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: JouleZ

The cord was still attached? I’m glad that was not the Jeannie I was seeing on the TV. Would have been grossed out.


193 posted on 04/10/2013 12:36:28 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: never_eazii

It may or may not be against the rules for one noob to welcome another but here goes...Welcome to FR!


194 posted on 04/10/2013 12:44:31 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: don-o

And what ever you do, LEARN the difference between “lose” (as in lose a battle); and “loose” (as in that bolt is too loose). I hate that error and it is pervasive.


195 posted on 04/10/2013 12:46:36 PM PDT by lafroste
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To: lafroste

Am tends to get loose with loose and lose. I loose it, and lost me lose.


196 posted on 04/10/2013 12:49:29 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: never_eazii

Hey you are almost to 200 posts. Not bad .. but not good either.


197 posted on 04/10/2013 12:50:56 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Get over it, you looser! ;)


198 posted on 04/10/2013 1:14:09 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: Steely Tom

You forgot the shower and the stuned beeber.


199 posted on 04/10/2013 1:19:19 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (For me, I plan to die standing as a free man rather than spend one second on my knees as a slave.)
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To: never_eazii; humblegunner; Larry Lucido; TheOldLady; Lazamataz; Darksheare; Salamander
Through your lack of capitalization,
proper sentence structure, syntax
and random punctuation,
you have demonstrated a disregard and disrespect
for our beloved English Language.



This has made us ill and angry.


200 posted on 04/10/2013 1:20:20 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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