Posted on 04/10/2013 3:23:15 PM PDT by tje
Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it
NESS CITY, Kan. — Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”
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Moonbats seem to be swarming on FR today
Take a look at my girlfriend
She’s the only one I’ve got
Not much of a girlfriend
She never seems to leave the pot
New description of Lard Ass!
My nephew is staying with me while he earns money to get an apartment. I’d forgotten just how much a 21 year old male can spend in the bathroom.
Fortunately I have another bathroom that is mostly unused so I turned on the water and let him use that one.
I wanna tell you a story about a woman I know.
Not exactly pretty
and not exactly small.
Yeah, that was about our ages then.
And according to his wife, nothing has changed.
“This is an old incident. It happened in 2008.”
...when she sat down...yes. :)
Yuk! I worked with a guy who got gored in the butt by a bull, if he hadn’t been overweight it would have killed him and darn near did. He walked up and handed me some pictures and I looked before I realized what I was looking at!!!
I did not want to see his butt especially bloody and gory!
Rectum?
I agree.
I hope she had a good supply of magazines!
This reminds me of that show where people eat sofa cushion foam and other sickening things.
“I’m betting super glue stunt”.
I’m betting crazy as a poop house rat!
No. Darned near killed him.
I wonder if the Sheriff is any relation to the Charmin guy. Could be a Charmin squeeze sting here.
Piles of 'em.........
Oh Lord....my husband is downstairs playing THIS EXACT song as I read this. Is it a sign?
I wish we had a “like” button. Your comment made me laugh.
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