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Iranian scientist claims to have invented 'time machine' (Not April Fools)
Telegraph UK ^

Posted on 04/10/2013 3:47:27 PM PDT by mnehring

Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine" with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.

The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state newsagency.

Razaeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".

As the managing director of Iran's Centre for Strategic Inventions, Razeghi is a serial inventor with 179 other inventions listed under his own name. "I have been working on this project for the last 10 years," he said.

"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Miscellaneous; Science
KEYWORDS: greatscott; iran; tardis; timemachine

1 posted on 04/10/2013 3:47:27 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring
Well for the past 30 or so years they've been saying Islam will rule the world, and wadda ya know.....


2 posted on 04/10/2013 3:50:23 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: mnehring

Will Razaeghi die a virgin? The time machine says yes.


3 posted on 04/10/2013 3:52:26 PM PDT by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: mnehring

We have had that device for ages. It is called a crystal ball.


4 posted on 04/10/2013 3:54:25 PM PDT by justa-hairyape
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To: mnehring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3LHAlcrTRA


5 posted on 04/10/2013 3:54:31 PM PDT by Perdogg (Sen Ted Cruz, Sen Mike Lee, and Sen Rand Paul are my adoptive Senators)
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To: justa-hairyape

Fortune cookies too...: )


6 posted on 04/10/2013 3:57:08 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: jsanders2001

Magic Eight Ball = a lot cheaper than he’s going to sell that quack device for and just about as accurate...


7 posted on 04/10/2013 3:58:56 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: mnehring

This is Iran’s response to the US Navy’s announcement yesterday that it would be deploying laser weapons for anti-drone duty in the waters near Iran.


8 posted on 04/10/2013 3:59:25 PM PDT by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
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To: mnehring

Hey, it worked. They are once again barbarians from the 5th century!


9 posted on 04/10/2013 4:04:07 PM PDT by ImNotLying (The MSM bears a close resemblance to the world's oldest profession!)
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To: mnehring

They can use it in Iranian prisons to predict beatings with great accuracy.


10 posted on 04/10/2013 4:06:51 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: mnehring

More reason for Obama to bow to some crazy Iranian .... or

‘praise the MONUMENTAL mooooooslem achievement’ to the mankind in his next speech.


11 posted on 04/10/2013 4:08:07 PM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: mnehring

My time machine is a TV. I sit in front of it, and BOOM! It’s 2 Hours later.


12 posted on 04/10/2013 4:09:25 PM PDT by Darteaus94025
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To: mnehring
Yeah, walk into Ahmadinejad's office and suddenly you're in the early middle ages.........now that's a time machine.......

8:}

13 posted on 04/10/2013 4:09:45 PM PDT by AwesomePossum
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To: mnehring
Got to Get Back In Time
14 posted on 04/10/2013 4:12:23 PM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: mnehring

I’ve been working on a time machine myself, and I have it half working... At this point it just goes forward. Still working on the firmware to go backward. All advance purchasers will get a free firmware update when it’s done.


15 posted on 04/10/2013 4:15:39 PM PDT by babygene ( .)
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To: mnehring

16 posted on 04/10/2013 4:17:07 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: mnehring

He needs to upgrade it with a reset button. I’m looking for something that’ll take us back anytime before Nov. 2008.


17 posted on 04/10/2013 4:19:17 PM PDT by bgill
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To: dfwgator

LOL, I was thinking of that when I read this.


18 posted on 04/10/2013 4:21:56 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

19 posted on 04/10/2013 4:24:30 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: mnehring

Here’s a guy that figured it all out.

He went back to 1982 and then predicted the future.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAIQJmE75vg


20 posted on 04/10/2013 4:28:38 PM PDT by Bon mots (Abu Ghraib: 47 Times on the front page of the NY Times | Benghazi: 2 Times)
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To: mnehring

Great Scott!! I’ve invented the watch!


21 posted on 04/10/2013 4:29:36 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: dfwgator

My wife and I have been watching that in bits and pieces lately. It’s too depressing to watch in one sitting.


22 posted on 04/10/2013 4:32:57 PM PDT by Third Person (Welcome to Gaymerica.)
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To: Third Person

It does come across as more of a documentary, doesn’t it.


23 posted on 04/10/2013 4:33:31 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: mnehring
I think Ali just discovered eBay and is making up BS in order to justify a huge petty expense.


24 posted on 04/10/2013 4:45:16 PM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: mnehring

25 posted on 04/10/2013 4:50:02 PM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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To: mnehring

Robert Heinlein wrote a short story about something very similar to this,would predict youre death,,sadly I cant remember the title.


26 posted on 04/10/2013 5:10:17 PM PDT by Craftmore
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To: mnehring
The country is frozen in 1979 of course one could conclude that they went back in time. Hell with the Ayatollas in power its only a matter of time they go back to the 7th century. Give my regards to that pedophilic a$$hole who started that sick cult while you are at it.
27 posted on 04/10/2013 5:22:19 PM PDT by bubman
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To: ImNotLying

They are still barbarians from .... See Dr. Bill Warner at www.politicalislam.com.


28 posted on 04/10/2013 6:30:55 PM PDT by TNoldman (AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks mnehring.
The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user... by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".
So, I guess this means it's been getting tested for the past five to eight years. /laughedtilwepeed


29 posted on 04/10/2013 6:35:10 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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To: mnehring
...a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".

It's just that other 2 percent which makes life such a b*tch and so damned unpredictable.

30 posted on 04/10/2013 6:42:50 PM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: Craftmore

Lifeline.


31 posted on 04/10/2013 10:24:48 PM PDT by chaosagent (Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
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To: mnehring
We don't need another goracle.


32 posted on 04/10/2013 11:07:41 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Daffynition; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

33 posted on 04/11/2013 1:10:17 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

34 posted on 04/11/2013 1:22:32 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Sir Napsalot

Only goes backwardd in time


35 posted on 04/11/2013 5:17:37 PM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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