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Iranian scientist claims to have invented 'time machine' (Not April Fools)
Telegraph UK ^
Posted on 04/10/2013 3:47:27 PM PDT by mnehring
Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine" with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.
The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state newsagency.
Razaeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".
As the managing director of Iran's Centre for Strategic Inventions, Razeghi is a serial inventor with 179 other inventions listed under his own name. "I have been working on this project for the last 10 years," he said.
"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Miscellaneous; Science
KEYWORDS: greatscott; iran; tardis; timemachine
posted on 04/10/2013 3:47:27 PM PDT
Well for the past 30 or so years they've been saying Islam will rule the world, and wadda ya know.....
posted on 04/10/2013 3:50:23 PM PDT
(Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
Will Razaeghi die a virgin? The time machine says yes.
posted on 04/10/2013 3:52:26 PM PDT
(Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
We have had that device for ages. It is called a crystal ball.
posted on 04/10/2013 3:54:31 PM PDT
(Sen Ted Cruz, Sen Mike Lee, and Sen Rand Paul are my adoptive Senators)
Fortune cookies too...: )
Magic Eight Ball = a lot cheaper than he’s going to sell that quack device for and just about as accurate...
This is Iran’s response to the US Navy’s announcement yesterday that it would be deploying laser weapons for anti-drone duty in the waters near Iran.
posted on 04/10/2013 3:59:25 PM PDT
by Steely Tom
(If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
Hey, it worked. They are once again barbarians from the 5th century!
posted on 04/10/2013 4:04:07 PM PDT
(The MSM bears a close resemblance to the world's oldest profession!)
They can use it in Iranian prisons to predict beatings with great accuracy.
posted on 04/10/2013 4:06:51 PM PDT
(Better dead than red!)
More reason for Obama to bow to some crazy Iranian .... or
‘praise the MONUMENTAL mooooooslem achievement’ to the mankind in his next speech.
posted on 04/10/2013 4:08:07 PM PDT
by Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
My time machine is a TV. I sit in front of it, and BOOM! It’s 2 Hours later.
Yeah, walk into Ahmadinejad's office and suddenly you're in the early middle ages.........now that's a time machine.......
posted on 04/10/2013 4:12:23 PM PDT
(WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
I’ve been working on a time machine myself, and I have it half working... At this point it just goes forward. Still working on the firmware to go backward. All advance purchasers will get a free firmware update when it’s done.
posted on 04/10/2013 4:15:39 PM PDT
posted on 04/10/2013 4:17:07 PM PDT
He needs to upgrade it with a reset button. I’m looking for something that’ll take us back anytime before Nov. 2008.
posted on 04/10/2013 4:19:17 PM PDT
LOL, I was thinking of that when I read this.
posted on 04/10/2013 4:21:56 PM PDT
posted on 04/10/2013 4:28:38 PM PDT
by Bon mots
(Abu Ghraib: 47 Times on the front page of the NY Times | Benghazi: 2 Times)
Great Scott!! I’ve invented the watch!
My wife and I have been watching that in bits and pieces lately. It’s too depressing to watch in one sitting.
posted on 04/10/2013 4:32:57 PM PDT
by Third Person
(Welcome to Gaymerica.)
To: Third Person
It does come across as more of a documentary, doesn’t it.
posted on 04/10/2013 4:33:31 PM PDT
I think Ali just discovered eBay and is making up BS in order to justify a huge petty expense.
posted on 04/10/2013 4:45:16 PM PDT
by rollo tomasi
(Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
posted on 04/10/2013 4:50:02 PM PDT
(The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
Robert Heinlein wrote a short story about something very similar to this,would predict youre death,,sadly I cant remember the title.
The country is frozen in 1979 of course one could conclude that they went back in time. Hell with the Ayatollas in power its only a matter of time they go back to the 7th century. Give my regards to that pedophilic a$$hole who started that sick cult while you are at it.
posted on 04/10/2013 5:22:19 PM PDT
They are still barbarians from .... See Dr. Bill Warner at www.politicalislam.com.
posted on 04/10/2013 6:30:55 PM PDT
(AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA.)
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...
The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user... by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".
So, I guess this means it's been getting tested for the past five to eight years. /laughedtilwepeed
posted on 04/10/2013 6:35:10 PM PDT
(Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
...a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".
It's just that other 2 percent which makes life such a b*tch and so damned unpredictable.
posted on 04/10/2013 6:42:50 PM PDT
(Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
posted on 04/10/2013 10:24:48 PM PDT
(Remember, no matter how you slice it, forbidden fruit still tastes the sweetest!)
We don't need another goracle.
To: Daffynition; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
To: Sir Napsalot
Only goes backwardd in time
posted on 04/11/2013 5:17:37 PM PDT
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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