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President Obama and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un in Twitter Feud [Satire]
The Daily Rash ^ | Mark Donahue

Posted on 04/12/2013 8:20:51 PM PDT by BenLurkin

Kim Jong-Un @dictator Obama gave me neck massage & clip toenails b4 cooking me waffles 4 breakfast 2 day.

Kim Jong-Un @dictator I make President Obama wash my car after he change oil and rotate tires. #POTUS

More than three hours passed before Jong-Un’s next tweet:

Kim Jong-Un @dictator Obama shoot basketball like fat girl with greasy hands. #rosieodonnell

Thirty minutes later the Twitter world exploded when President Obama responded to the Korean dictator with a tweet from his own Twitter account:

@barackobama Chubby dictator Kim Jong-Un certainly has gall to disparage the obese + apparently he’s sexist. #bullies #rosieodonnell

Within seconds Kim Jong-Un shot back with another tweet at President Obama:

Kim Jong-Un @dictator Girls laugh at Obama who shoot basketball like sissy who pee in pants. #justsayin

For the next several minutes the Twitter battle was on. Millions around the world sat glued to their computer screen watching the first ever cyber-war between the leaders of the United States and North Korea in 140 characters or less.

President Obama @barackobama @kimjongun How bout u & me shooting a game of hoops? Or r u 2 afraid? #NBA #hoops #bball

Kim Jong-Un @dictator @barackobama You make 2 out of 22 shots other day. What 2 b afraid of?

President Obama @barackobama @kimjongun I had an off day. Even Dennis Rodman had off days. @DennisRodman #NBA

Kim Jong-Un @dictator @barackobama Dennis Rodman wear make-up and has metal spike in nose. Still he never miss 18 shots. Even when drunk. #NBA @DennisRodman

President Obama @barackobama @kimjongun Just admit it, u r 2 afraid 2 shoot hoops with me. #POTUS

Kim Jong-un @dictator @barackobama I will play game of horse with u then ride u like a horse to Waffle House.

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1 posted on 04/12/2013 8:20:51 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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