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ME | April 13, 2013 | swampsniper

Posted on 04/13/2013 6:07:23 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER

Why don't my posts appear right away all of a sudden? Is this something new?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet
KEYWORDS: beeber; donate; freerepublic; hugh; justyoudude; moose; noob; papers; series; sister; stuned; whiner
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1 posted on 04/13/2013 6:07:23 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Probationary noob.

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2 posted on 04/13/2013 6:11:05 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Dunno Swamp .. yer vanity showed up ok !  < grin >

Seriously, I haven't been on much tonight, but seems to be workin' alright from here .. sorry

3 posted on 04/13/2013 6:12:02 PM PDT by tomkat
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To: cripplecreek

I better not be!


4 posted on 04/13/2013 6:12:16 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Might be that Iranian time machine.


5 posted on 04/13/2013 6:13:04 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: driftdiver

W’s fault.


6 posted on 04/13/2013 6:14:18 PM PDT by shelterguy
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To: driftdiver

lol


7 posted on 04/13/2013 6:14:27 PM PDT by kjam22 (my newest music video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7gNI9bWO3s)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Has your sister had a recent encounter with a Moose?


8 posted on 04/13/2013 6:16:08 PM PDT by glasseye
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Yes.


9 posted on 04/13/2013 6:17:15 PM PDT by cyn (Benghazi.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
dunno!
10 posted on 04/13/2013 6:19:03 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma (Psalm 83)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

it’s just you...


11 posted on 04/13/2013 6:19:33 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Didn't you get your Communist Party Card today?

If you didn't, Obama won't be pleased.

Get your card tomorrow...and turn in your weapons.

12 posted on 04/13/2013 6:19:37 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (Get armed, practice in the use of your weapons, get physically fit, stay alert!)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Are you logged in?

This is series.


13 posted on 04/13/2013 6:21:43 PM PDT by Jeff Winston
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Mark Dice isn’t welcome here


14 posted on 04/13/2013 6:22:12 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Sometimes if you swear or otherwise get out of line, they’ll route all your posts to a moderator before their posted. This lasts for a day or so.


15 posted on 04/13/2013 6:23:24 PM PDT by Usagi_yo
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Did you donate to the Freepathon? If not, someone is mad at you. :)
16 posted on 04/13/2013 6:24:34 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

They get forwarded to me. I decide whether or not they get posted. It’s a pain when you post late at night. So please refrain from posting after 10 pm.


17 posted on 04/13/2013 6:25:59 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I've been trying to tell you, but can't log on. I'll try back next week. Maybe it will have sorted itself out by then.

Meanwhile, while we wait, Marvin [not the Martian, this time] was wondering the same thing...

18 posted on 04/13/2013 6:27:56 PM PDT by BlueDragon (...and then i says, "jim"... "he's dead, jim" and we all set our beebers on "stune"...)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Dude. You’ve nevre been on probation? Put in time out?

You can’t be considered a real FReeper till you pi$$ed off a mod and are reprimanded.


19 posted on 04/13/2013 6:33:38 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

There is someone named Zot, living behind the curtain. I barely escaped the first couple of time I tried posting...You, I’m not so sure...Heck, I still whistle while posting.


20 posted on 04/13/2013 6:34:45 PM PDT by notted
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Why don't my posts appear right away all of a sudden? Is this something new?

It's the new Mod, he likes to levitate everything for a while...

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21 posted on 04/13/2013 6:37:46 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Are you logged in?


22 posted on 04/13/2013 6:45:28 PM PDT by mountn man (ATTITUDE- The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Don’t blame you for asking, this is series and you’re not a noob. ;-)


23 posted on 04/13/2013 6:53:37 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Its the Gerbil Warming!!!!


24 posted on 04/13/2013 6:56:40 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (Go Galt!)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

1. Are you logged in?
2. Beeber set to stune?
3. Moose cheese conundrum?


25 posted on 04/13/2013 6:59:06 PM PDT by Bullish (The little pantload can't even sink a basket for cryin' out loud!)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I dunno, but your post still hasn’t shown up here...


26 posted on 04/13/2013 7:05:20 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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Who is Mark Dice? Did I miss something?


27 posted on 04/13/2013 7:07:23 PM PDT by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: cripplecreek

That picture, “Listen here, noob” is totally cute.


28 posted on 04/13/2013 7:08:13 PM PDT by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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29 posted on 04/13/2013 7:11:33 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Responsibility2nd

“You can’t be considered a real FReeper till you pi$$ed off a mod and are reprimanded.”

Is it allowed to talk about the mods? Are they female, male, both genders, young, old, mixed ages? Do they like Freepers or dread it when we post something? Do they have drones to look in our windows and see if we are drinking an adult beverage as we post?

I know nothing about the mods. Is that good or bad?


30 posted on 04/13/2013 7:15:07 PM PDT by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Sen Feinstein ahs determined that Vets are a danger to society and will have limits placed on their 1st and 2nd...


31 posted on 04/13/2013 7:16:08 PM PDT by NoLibZone (None here can be puzzled by why Jews walked into the cars so quietly- we are walking up the planks.)
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Sen Feinstein has determined that Vets are a danger to society and will have limits placed on their 1st and 2nd...


32 posted on 04/13/2013 7:16:43 PM PDT by NoLibZone (None here can be puzzled by why Jews walked into the cars so quietly- we are walking up the planks.)
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To: notted

There's nothing quite like having a positive, bright & sunny attitude, whistling while you work [caution--Chipmonks youtube]

Cheerily lads, pull with a will

A sailor aint a sailor, aint a sailor anymore

33 posted on 04/13/2013 7:16:51 PM PDT by BlueDragon (...and then i says, "jim"... "he's dead, jim" and we all set our beebers on "stune"...)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Why don't my posts appear right away all of a sudden? Is this something new?

Yes. Posts may not appear until after Kim Jong-un has washed his right thumb. Not before!


34 posted on 04/13/2013 7:17:23 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Many years ago I had to stand in the corner for a while but they don’t mess with me any more.


35 posted on 04/13/2013 7:19:26 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Maybe your Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed was set to spork-weasel.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1674019/posts


36 posted on 04/13/2013 7:23:26 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: Rocky

Actually the post in question has just vanished into thin air, twice!


37 posted on 04/13/2013 7:25:30 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Marcella

I know nothing about the mods. Is that good or bad?


It means you’re staying in the soft lawn, which is a good place for heart-speakers. Mods have a thankless job.


38 posted on 04/13/2013 7:27:59 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: Marcella
Never ever attract the eye of Zot Doombringer.

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39 posted on 04/13/2013 7:35:55 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: BlueDragon

This is outside of my frame of reference, but it did looked like a flashback to the Carter years. hmmm... I didn’t see a swimming bunny though?


40 posted on 04/13/2013 7:37:35 PM PDT by notted
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To: Marcella
I know nothing about the mods. Is that good or bad?

Robots. All automated. Sophisticated program synthesizes personality variables. Those aren't glitches. It's by design. Had me fooled for a long time. I can only tell you now, since I'm not logged on (so they won't see this reply, and know we're getting wise to them) shssh! don't tell anybody. 'k?

No need for drones. Phones are tapped. 'Puter com-cam hacked, more [top secret] programming converts monitor pixel generation into two-way ports (they can see everything).

Doomage. don't mess with them. They are like T1000's, just more resiliant. Highly advanced shape shifting allows entry into internet, also Ultimate Bots, if they so choose.

Never log on before posting. It's the only way to be safe.

41 posted on 04/13/2013 7:44:12 PM PDT by BlueDragon (...and then i says, "jim"... "he's dead, jim" and we all set our beebers on "stune"...)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I always make a new years resolution to play nice and stay off the mod radar.

I usually fail.

On the bright side - getting a ‘colorful’ freep-mail from Jim himself kindly asking me nice things is a nice touch.

lololol


42 posted on 04/13/2013 7:46:27 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Did you set the time delay on your camera? If you do it wrong, it warps the space-time continuum.


43 posted on 04/13/2013 7:47:52 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: notted

Last seen at the grog shop, dissipating the last dregs of his plunder

Won't be seen in the vid, but can be heard singing in the background.

44 posted on 04/13/2013 7:58:49 PM PDT by BlueDragon (...and then i says, "jim"... "he's dead, jim" and we all set our beebers on "stune"...)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

I’m wondering about it, too. Something isn’t up to snuff.
Maybe it’s PEBKAC again.
It’s a real threat to the whole operation.
Or, it could be something else.
Or whatever.


45 posted on 04/13/2013 8:22:54 PM PDT by kinsman redeemer (The real enemy seeks to devour what is good.)
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To: BlueDragon

Sounding like the Pogues, yes, YES, now I remember, I WAS in the navy, but, how,... I must have been drunk, or wait, I am drunk! and.... the cap demands that Stephen Dedalus, ‘finish, you can’t’ (Ulysses)... this explains my whistling and that cute little chipmunk sitting on my lap and the dancing hours, them swimming bunnys, that swamp-guy wondering what’s happening here. Another song please.

I’ll take a zot on ice.


46 posted on 04/13/2013 8:29:41 PM PDT by notted
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To: BlueDragon
“’Puter com-cam hacked, more [top secret] programming converts monitor pixel generation into two-way ports (they can see everything).”

I got this laptop computer in August of 2011, so it's pretty new. Sort of hate to admit it, but it probably has a camera and I have no idea where it is. Is it on the border at the top of the screen? Or does one have to buy that separately and it plugs into the computer?

I can use Excel and other programs really well but I've had no use for a camera so I ignored the subject. If I'm being watched by mods or others through a camera I don't know about, I hope they have a good time. :o)

47 posted on 04/13/2013 8:30:47 PM PDT by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
If we find that anyone has been pissing in your e-corn flakes, they'll have to deal with me first, Swampy. Us "Old Guard" trained killer types have to watch each other's six. We're not as numerous as we once were, though we are far more lethal.

8^)

48 posted on 04/13/2013 8:39:29 PM PDT by Gargantua ("Barbie O'Bunga ~ America's First Fly-Strewn, Maggot-Gagging Fag President")
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Actually I tried to post a Mark Dice video from Youtube. Evidently a moderator killed it instantly the first time and almost as fast the second time.

I can't understand why, and it really seems to me that the moderator in question based the decision solely on the title and never viewed the link.

There is nothing in the video that violates Free Republic protocol.

49 posted on 04/13/2013 8:46:19 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Marcella
Is it allowed to talk about the mods?

Only in the most gushing terms. If you are anything less than groveling, you'll get an angry FReepmail or suspended. It's not much different than an encounter with your average American policeman.

See you next week....

50 posted on 04/13/2013 8:53:25 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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