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Police: New Mexico man traded McDonalds for sex
KOB TV ^ | 04/14/2013 | Shaun Griswold, KOB.com

Posted on 04/16/2013 1:33:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

This happy meal didn’t end with a treat.

A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly trading a sex with a woman for a meal at McDonalds.

Albuquerque police found Donald Jones, 58, at Bullhead Park with a woman he picked up near Central and Virginia.

According to the criminal complaint, Jones picked up the woman in an area known for prostitution. Police watched Jones order food at a McDonald’s drive thru window and head to a nearby park.

On their way to the park Jones told police he purchased the woman food and asked how she would reimburse him, the criminal complaint states.

Police confronted the pair at the park and saw the woman pulling up her pants in the car.

According to the complaint, the woman told police she agreed to have sex with Jones in exchange for the McDonalds. Police also found prescription narcotics in the car.

Jones, a Farmington native, was charged in the event with possession of dangerous drugs.


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I'm not sure who got cheated.
1 posted on 04/16/2013 1:33:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"You want fries with that?"


2 posted on 04/16/2013 1:34:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Holy happy meal, Batman.


3 posted on 04/16/2013 1:35:06 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Her Happy Meal, his Happy Ending.

It’s bartering, right?


4 posted on 04/16/2013 1:35:34 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Leftists favorite Mass Murderer: Kermit Gosnell)
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To: All

Thanks to Gefn for the link!


5 posted on 04/16/2013 1:35:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz

Hot.
Apple.
PIE!


6 posted on 04/16/2013 1:35:56 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: ConservativeStatement

7 posted on 04/16/2013 1:36:37 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Leftists favorite Mass Murderer: Kermit Gosnell)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Gross. I wonder if she ate it before or after.


8 posted on 04/16/2013 1:36:37 PM PDT by GunRunner (***Not associated with any criminal actions by the ATF***)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Whoring is illegal - the government hates the competition.


9 posted on 04/16/2013 1:36:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Baby, you ‘supersize’ me...”


10 posted on 04/16/2013 1:37:00 PM PDT by Yossarian ("All the charm of Nixon. All the competency of Carter." - SF Chronicle comment post on Obama)
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To: GunRunner
Gross. I wonder if she ate it before or after.

My money's on "during."

11 posted on 04/16/2013 1:37:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He took her out to dinner, he got laid. This is deemed unusual?


12 posted on 04/16/2013 1:37:41 PM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: GunRunner

During?


13 posted on 04/16/2013 1:37:49 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If he took her to a movie as well would he have still been charged?


14 posted on 04/16/2013 1:37:52 PM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: a fool in paradise

Careful with that filling.


15 posted on 04/16/2013 1:38:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“I’ve got a Big Mac for a Wendy’s ‘hot and juicy!’”


16 posted on 04/16/2013 1:38:10 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: ConservativeStatement

She definitely got a toy to play with.


17 posted on 04/16/2013 1:38:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Remember kids, in sex as in all things you get what you paid for, sometimes bargains just aren’t worth it.


18 posted on 04/16/2013 1:38:51 PM PDT by discostu (Not just another moon faced assassin of joy.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

i’m pretty sure there are a number of women out there doing the same thing, tho maybe for a better menu selection

hmmm

if she had said she just wanted to have sex with the guy, and he was kind enough to give her the cheeseburger... would it still be prostitution?

if so, then the American dating ritual is heading for some interesting times


19 posted on 04/16/2013 1:39:28 PM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: Uncle Miltie

I guess his preference was something from In-N-Out.


20 posted on 04/16/2013 1:39:44 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The charge was narcotics, not prostitution.

If you can get arrested for buying a woman dinner in the hope or expectation of getting something out of it, then no dining establishment that uses china or table cloths could survive.


21 posted on 04/16/2013 1:40:02 PM PDT by SargeK
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To: Slings and Arrows
You get what you pay for. Imagine what a nice steak dinner would get ya pal.
22 posted on 04/16/2013 1:40:36 PM PDT by McGruff (You are either with us or you are with the RINOs.)
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To: Uncle Miltie; Larry Lucido

23 posted on 04/16/2013 1:40:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Uncle Miltie
. . . for allegedly trading a sex with a woman . . .

How do you go about trading a sex? Do you swap a male thingy for a female thingy?

Just asking . .

24 posted on 04/16/2013 1:40:38 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I thought the hot barter item was bricks of .22lr.


25 posted on 04/16/2013 1:41:00 PM PDT by Eye of Unk
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To: ConservativeStatement

What a difference a couple of letters makes!

26 posted on 04/16/2013 1:42:40 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Leftists favorite Mass Murderer: Kermit Gosnell)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"I've been married for so long that now when I get the choice between a Big Mac or sex I choose the Big Mac."

*with apologies to Rodney Dangerfield


27 posted on 04/16/2013 1:43:01 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Vigilanteman
How do you go about trading a sex? Do you swap a male thingy for a female thingy?


28 posted on 04/16/2013 1:43:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Eye of Unk

He only had a single-shot.


29 posted on 04/16/2013 1:44:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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30 posted on 04/16/2013 1:44:39 PM PDT by leapfrog0202 ("the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery" Sarah Palin)
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To: Vigilanteman
"According to the complaint, the woman told police she agreed to have sex with Jones in exchange for the McDonalds."

Wow! Did she get the whole building, franchise and everything?

31 posted on 04/16/2013 1:44:49 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Leftists favorite Mass Murderer: Kermit Gosnell)
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To: TADSLOS

“During?”

As in he filed for divorce when during the act she said “Beige, I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”


32 posted on 04/16/2013 1:45:58 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."..)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I believe the legal term for this is “a date.”


33 posted on 04/16/2013 1:46:06 PM PDT by BinaryBoy (Socialism is slavery)
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To: Abathar

“If he took her to a movie as well would he have still been charged?”

They only charged him with narcotics!


34 posted on 04/16/2013 1:46:33 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: Slings and Arrows

She should have held out for Sonic


35 posted on 04/16/2013 1:46:51 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Slings and Arrows

36 posted on 04/16/2013 1:47:03 PM PDT by Brandonmark (OWCM is The new American Minority! 11.06.12 - Day of Infamy!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

well, why not Big Macs?

the current regime in WashDC has really making the US Dollar worthless ....


37 posted on 04/16/2013 1:47:24 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: Uncle Miltie

McD’s market cap > 100 bil USD.

Not justifying her immorality, but a nice trade....


38 posted on 04/16/2013 1:47:44 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: Slings and Arrows
ronald mcdonald photo: ronald mcdonald 408017291_m.jpg

Ronald McDonald may be a clown, but he's not a fool...

39 posted on 04/16/2013 1:49:12 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Slings and Arrows

If she had any class she would have at least demanded a double meat cheeseburger.


40 posted on 04/16/2013 1:49:45 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: Slings and Arrows
McDonalds, that is just crazy, now if It was “Five Guys” or even Arby’s, I could see it.
41 posted on 04/16/2013 1:49:47 PM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Dang, talk about a cheap whore!


42 posted on 04/16/2013 1:50:42 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If he had gone to Burger King, she would at least get a Whopper..


43 posted on 04/16/2013 1:51:55 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Fishy Fishaaaay!”


45 posted on 04/16/2013 1:53:15 PM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: Slings and Arrows

Will “hmp” for food...


46 posted on 04/16/2013 1:53:57 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This case has been code named the “Sausage/McMuffin” incident.


47 posted on 04/16/2013 1:54:37 PM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: Snickering Hound
lolol on the pic. I have some like it.

Like this.

Except Ron is NOT ALONE on the bench.

(Definitely not FReep-worthy.)

48 posted on 04/16/2013 1:55:01 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Lazamataz
Uh-oh.

Anyone heard from Laz lately?


49 posted on 04/16/2013 1:57:50 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Image search McSex.

Amazing what you'll find.


50 posted on 04/16/2013 1:59:32 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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