Like this.
Except Ron is NOT ALONE on the bench.
(Definitely not FReep-worthy.)
Posted on 04/16/2013 1:33:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
This happy meal didn’t end with a treat.
A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly trading a sex with a woman for a meal at McDonalds.
Albuquerque police found Donald Jones, 58, at Bullhead Park with a woman he picked up near Central and Virginia.
According to the criminal complaint, Jones picked up the woman in an area known for prostitution. Police watched Jones order food at a McDonald’s drive thru window and head to a nearby park.
On their way to the park Jones told police he purchased the woman food and asked how she would reimburse him, the criminal complaint states.
Police confronted the pair at the park and saw the woman pulling up her pants in the car.
According to the complaint, the woman told police she agreed to have sex with Jones in exchange for the McDonalds. Police also found prescription narcotics in the car.
Jones, a Farmington native, was charged in the event with possession of dangerous drugs.
Dang, talk about a cheap whore!
If he had gone to Burger King, she would at least get a Whopper..
“Fishy Fishaaaay!”
Will “hmp” for food...
This case has been code named the “Sausage/McMuffin” incident.
Like this.
Except Ron is NOT ALONE on the bench.
(Definitely not FReep-worthy.)
Anyone heard from Laz lately?
Amazing what you'll find.
were the drugs the ingredients of the hamburger...filled with them I am sure...
I can’t believe nobody’s used the word “taco” yet.
I’m certainly glad that if dinner is combined with a movie or dancing, in exchange for sex, that it is not considered prostitution.
But just buy her dinner and you’re a criminal if the two of you have sex.
I mean, seriously, McDonalds? What kind of hooker gives it up for a Happy Meal(tm)?
Let’s see, he bought her dinner, in exchange for her having sex with him. If that is prostitution, then nearly every man in America is in big trouble.
Central Avenue in Albuquerque - where the action is.
I used to do work that occasionally had me in C-Stores all around the state. The worst one was the Chevron/McDonalds at Central and Wyoming in ABQ. One day we parked the truck and got panhandled twice on our way to the door (25 yards).
That same store was hit by cigarette thieves on multiple occasions. One incident had two perps; a woman who disrobed in front of the cashier, and a guy who ran in the back and grabbed the cartons while the cashier was “distracted.”
“maybe for a better menu selection”
That’s the only thing that I can think is distinguishing this from millions of other dates out there. If she had demanded at least Outback Steakhouse or TGI Fridays, then I think he’d be a free man, but only a “ho” would give it up for McDonald’s.
OMG this reminds me of a 50 year old joke.
A cop tells his pals he can get it on with a certain girl in town. To prove it he will leave his police radio on so they can hear what goes on.
He picks up the girl, they go get hamburgers and retire to a local park.
She begins to eat her hamburger, and he accidentally drops his on the floor.
He picks up his burger, places the patty back on it, places the pickle on it, and places the top bun on it.
Then he gets ready to take a bite.
What the boys back at the station hear over the radio is this...
She: “You mean your going to eat that nasty old thing, after what you just did?”
He: “SAY HAMBURGER! SAY HAMBURGER!”
She got a hamburger, fries and a coke. He supplied the special sauce.
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