Posted on 04/16/2013 1:33:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Five Guys might have been a bit more than she bargained for...
Ate what?
But then again, this is in Albuquerque.
Here is the animated Weird Al Yankovich’s ‘Albuquerque’.
Note, somewhat graphic. Flash animation.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/albuquerque
Now everyone can afford it!
It is if you did not open the door for her. :)
Buy her to dinner, then take her home, have sex = date
Buy her lunch, take her to the park, have sex = prostitution.
Makes sense, to a certain type of mind.
OK, clue me in. What's "a sex"? :-)
Man: “I’d like a soda with that”
Clerk: “Coke or diet coke?”
Man: “I’ll take half and half”
An artificial social construct, according to Leftist academics.
McSex!!! Your order served in 30 seconds!!!
Where’s the beef commercial. I remember seeing a very, very early version she did with Dick Butkus. At the end of the ad, they were standing side by side, and she looked up at him and asked, “What kinda name is Butkus?” She very clearly pronounced it as “Butt Kiss.” I laughed my butt off, butt that version was never shown in Cleveland again.
And let he who hasn’t traded a Big Mac for sex cast the first stone.
Well there goes dinner.
Dude, go on dating sites and you have to pony up for a high class joint, when a lay for a mere cheeseburger with fries is available!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s and lunch at McDonald’s = Dinner in bed.
I can’t afford to have sex so I need to go to college and get Fluke’s advocacy group to sponsor me. I hear about these buy-sexuals. Hell, I’m willing to trade for it.
Oh gee I didn’t know the word existed. I was thinking of Mc’Mansion, Why not McSex?
In this situation, I’m pretty sure you don’t want it that fast.
Funny, if you think about the different options.
He could have bought her Five Guys for sex.
He could have bought her In-n-Out.
He could have given her a Whopper.
And yes, he could have bought her an Ultimate Cheeseburger in exchange for Jack-in-the-Box.
Oh yeah, he could have taken her to Del Taco for El Taco
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