Posted on 04/17/2013 8:57:39 PM PDT by dayglored
SANTA ANA, Calif. -- A Southern California woman yelled “You deserve it” before severing her estranged husband’s penis with a 10-inch kitchen knife and throwing it in a garbage disposal, a prosecutor said Wednesday in opening statements at her trial.
Catherine Kieu, 50, is accused of drugging her estranged husband’s tofu with sleeping pills and tying him to a bed before the attack, the Orange County Register reported. The prosecution alleges that Kieu was motivated by jealousy, and that she was angry about her husband’s plans to divorce her because he was seeing his ex-girlfriend.
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I am impressed, it took a 10 inch knife.
I am impressed, it took a 10 inch knife.
if you’re planning on leaving your wife, make your own food, and sleep in a different locked bedroom.
Average.
It’s all wonderful. Sort of like comparing apples to
house slippers.
/off plagiarism
Oh, I forgot, I'm supposed to say "hero." "Heroine" is sexist. Sorry if I offended anyone.
Looks like Lorania Bobbitt has competition...
Was it an amazing Ginzu knife?
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Drugged his tofu?
Like what they said on South Park about being a vegitarian. This woman just sped up the process.
A funnier solution
When I was in grad school a Hispanic girl in Austin or San Antonio found out her boyfriend was sleeping with her best friend.
Instead of attacking him she told several old women at neighborhood Catholic church that if you looked at the hood of his car you could see an imagine of the Virgin Mary wearing a crown.
Before long the ex-boyfriend had people lining up around the block to try and look at his car. Since he was a drug dealer this was particularly problematic. It ruined his business
Doesn't sound like he really needed, or had much use for, it.
I’ll bet it tastes woody.
Death penalty.
I mean it. This is a sick crime that deserves the maximum deterrent.
Never - and I mean never - eat tofu.
A: Are you gonna eat that?
During the Bobbit thing ( or lack of ) an interview with a doctor on the subject said that this type of crime is a common occurrence in Asia and in most cases the penis is fed to an animal. The doctor was from Johns Hopkins.
Guys, take note of that, especially if you think Asian women are more easily ‘controlled’ than Caucasian.
The woman never heard of saltpeter?
Have we learned anything here gentlemen? Never, never eat or drink anything prepared by her, never. If she cooked it with a smile on her face, she has ulterior motives.
—It’s ok little buddy. I won’t let that happen to you.—
Just too funny.
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