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Naked woman arrested for entering Weatherford home through doggy door
Fox News (DFW) ^ | Updated: Apr 24, 2013 11:28 AM CDT | Mark Norris

Posted on 04/24/2013 3:55:45 PM PDT by Texas Fossil

A woman was arrested by Weatherford police after she entered a stranger's home wearing no clothes and through a doggy door.

A man living in the house heard a noise early Tuesday morning and called police around 1:45 a.m.

The man walked around the home and found the doggy door had been used and looked damaged.

At first the man and his wife thought an animal had snuck into the house.

Then they found a naked woman sitting in their bathtub.

(Excerpt) Read more at myfoxdfw.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dogdoor; naked; napl; weatherford; woman
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To: Lazamataz

She would definitely need a bath then


41 posted on 04/24/2013 4:17:59 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: oldbrowser

That’s not really fair.

I had some random lady I literally never met decide I was her love interest after she read about me in a news magazine. She made up a bunch of lies and caused quite a stir.

I still chaffe at people doubting I never met her, and am more than willing to give other people the benefit of the doubt in situations like this because of that experience.


42 posted on 04/24/2013 4:18:11 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Lazamataz

Damn. I gotta get a bathtub.


43 posted on 04/24/2013 4:19:18 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ha!


44 posted on 04/24/2013 4:20:37 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Texas Fossil
that kinda thing happens here all the time and it's gettin' damned tiresome !
45 posted on 04/24/2013 4:21:14 PM PDT by tomkat ( nationalis caterva fornicari in processus)
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To: MeganC

She’s got Chicklet Teeth.


46 posted on 04/24/2013 4:21:29 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: oldbrowser

Ha! Possible I guess, the whole thing is wacky and stranger things have happened.


47 posted on 04/24/2013 4:22:16 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: Texas Fossil; Slings and Arrows

I’ll bet she didn’t even have a single ping on her.


48 posted on 04/24/2013 4:22:20 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Texas Fossil

Note to self: install doggie door.


49 posted on 04/24/2013 4:23:11 PM PDT by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: MeganC

The other day, I was propositioned by a hooker. She leaned into my car, and purred, “Hey baby, for $50, I will do anything you want.”

“Get in!” I leered.

We went to my house, and I gave her the $50, bib overalls, a paintbrush, a ladder, and said “Paint my house, baby! OOOOOHHH YEAAAHHHHH....”


50 posted on 04/24/2013 4:24:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Texas Fossil

this happened here so often I finally had to board up the pet door.


51 posted on 04/24/2013 4:26:00 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Texas Fossil

Looks like her twitter page but I don’t have an account. Maybe some FReepers can find more ‘information’ to help solve this mystery...

https://twitter.com/SuruhSohtoe


52 posted on 04/24/2013 4:26:49 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: Texas Fossil

OK, Come clean. You crawled thru a doggy door and climbed in a bath tub to use the phone? Are you on bath salts?


53 posted on 04/24/2013 4:31:24 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: Texas Fossil
He asked her if she was game.

She answered in the affirmative.

So he shot her.

54 posted on 04/24/2013 4:33:12 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Texas Fossil

I have a doggie door at my house. I always secure it at night, but I may reconsider that in the future.

Well, with my luck, a drunken, naked, Rosie O’donnell would get stuck in my door. :-8


55 posted on 04/24/2013 4:40:26 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: Texas Fossil

As soon as I saw the headline I was asking “Where do I get me one of those doors?”.


56 posted on 04/24/2013 4:43:14 PM PDT by csmusaret (America is more divided today , not because of the problems we face but because of Obama's solutions)
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To: Texas Fossil; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Bathsalts are a helluva drug.


57 posted on 04/24/2013 4:51:59 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lazamataz

Damn, dude, slowing down in your old age...39 posts later?


58 posted on 04/24/2013 4:57:05 PM PDT by representativerepublic (...loose lips, sink ships)
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To: fella
At least one picture is in order for this thread to be fairly assessed

Doggy door or black dress???

59 posted on 04/24/2013 4:57:23 PM PDT by varon (USA Nationalist)
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To: Texas Fossil
This happened to the daughter of a friend of mine. She heard a racket and when she got up to see what it was, she found a drunk woman asleep on her couch.

I have also heard about squirrels, raccoons and possums entering houses by the doggie door. No doggie door at this house.

60 posted on 04/24/2013 5:02:16 PM PDT by Ditter
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