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Neat English Lesson
Spotted on FarceBook

Posted on 04/25/2013 6:52:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz

This is the best, most interesting English lesson I have had to date.

Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters?

Do you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?

And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, Aztlan-wanting, short-and-squat, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, Mecca-facing, camel-riding, goat-loving, Marathon-terrorizing, pedophile-worshipping, raggedy-ass bastards with you."

How weird is that?


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: english; vanity

1 posted on 04/25/2013 6:52:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: BuckeyeTexan; humblegunner; Eaker; TheMom; penelopesire; onyx; mylife; NYTexan

English lesson you can use.


2 posted on 04/25/2013 6:54:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

Does that work in Spanish too?


3 posted on 04/25/2013 6:57:27 AM PDT by Houghton M.
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To: Houghton M.
Does that work in Spanish too?

Yeah, OBAMA spelled backwards is AMABO which means "gassy possum."

4 posted on 04/25/2013 6:59:34 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: laweeks

That’s odd. In Latin amabo means “I shall love.”

Must be a tinfoil reference to Reggie.


5 posted on 04/25/2013 7:01:29 AM PDT by Houghton M.
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To: Houghton M.
Does that work in Spanish too?

Si. "Imigrante sin documentos" rearranged becomes "vamanos a su hogar mendigo pinche gavrona babosos!"

6 posted on 04/25/2013 7:03:43 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (LBJ declared war on poverty and lost. Barack Obama declared war on prosperity and won. /csmusaret)
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To: Lazamataz

Lol...good one!!

Wish more people would speak plain English....(grin)


7 posted on 04/25/2013 7:15:49 AM PDT by penelopesire (TIME FOR OBAMA TO ANSWER FOR BENGHAZI UNDER OATH!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Why haven’t you pinged your list with this?


8 posted on 04/25/2013 7:21:53 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: FatherofFive

For your amusement.


9 posted on 04/25/2013 7:22:50 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Lazamataz

Taco cat.


10 posted on 04/25/2013 7:27:02 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
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To: Lazamataz

The last one is a stretch, but I suppose that’s the punch line.

The rest of it is dang insteresting


11 posted on 04/25/2013 7:28:20 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: Lazamataz; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

12 posted on 04/25/2013 7:30:11 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lazamataz

If you’re so smart, why does cargo travel by ship and shipments arrive by car/truck?


13 posted on 04/25/2013 7:31:39 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Houghton M.

I think so. Just press 7 to continue in spanish.


14 posted on 04/25/2013 7:32:39 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: verga
I haven't pinged my list with this one because I do not feel it rises to the quality I require to make that ping.

It's good but not great.

15 posted on 04/25/2013 7:33:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

Your call, but I think it is freakin hilarious.


16 posted on 04/25/2013 7:48:30 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: a fool in paradise

And why do they call it a combine when its job is to separate?


17 posted on 04/25/2013 7:49:08 AM PDT by gnickgnack2 (QUESTION obama's AUTHORITY)
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To: gnickgnack2

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn’t they wear nightgowns?


18 posted on 04/25/2013 7:52:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lazamataz

While maybe not “ping” worthy, it is certainly “forward” worthy - for which I thank you.


19 posted on 04/25/2013 7:52:41 AM PDT by Donkey Odious ( Adapt, improvise, and overcome - now a motto for us all.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL.
I love this, and you.


20 posted on 04/25/2013 9:41:32 AM PDT by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: a fool in paradise; Lazamataz
The Pope likes it.


21 posted on 04/25/2013 10:00:07 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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