Some days I feel like I’ve been here at least that long.
Shhhhh. Don’t anybody tell the “Native” Americans.
Humans have been here for 22,000 years. And spent the first 21,850 years of that without football, baseball, televisions, margaritas, hot dogs, pizzas, cars, or high-speed internet.
They would have been earlier except for the FAA sequester delays.
The land bridge was an ice bridge?
Now those interloping “Native Peoples” owe some reparations. I’m heading to Mohegan Sun to collect. Whose with me!