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Darwin-ready: Man tapes centerfire cartridge to BB gun
The Outdoor Pressroom ^ | April 27, 2013

Posted on 04/27/2013 11:54:22 AM PDT by jazusamo

Authorities in Gainesville, Fla. have charged William Daniel Lloyd with discharging a firearm in public and possession of ammunition by a convicted felon, after he reportedly tried to shoot a squirrel for dinner by taping a .40-caliber cartridge to the muzzle of a Pumpmaster 7670 BB gun. Lloyd, 31, was treated — and later released — for shrapnel wounds when the cartridge exploded. The condition of the targeted squirrel was not reported. The Gainesville Sun

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TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: banglist; darwincandidate; florida; guns; hunting; squirrel
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The targeted squirrel may have died from laughter while the squirrel firing the BB gun was only wounded. :-)
1 posted on 04/27/2013 11:54:22 AM PDT by jazusamo
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To: Joe Brower; martin_fierro

You both need a ping to this one! LOL


2 posted on 04/27/2013 11:55:21 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: jazusamo

How stupid can someone be?


3 posted on 04/27/2013 11:57:00 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: jazusamo
"Hold muh beer and watch this!"

People have no idea how things work.

4 posted on 04/27/2013 11:58:36 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
How stupid can someone be?

Infinity goes both ways.

5 posted on 04/27/2013 11:59:32 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: jazusamo

You can’t make this stuff up.


6 posted on 04/27/2013 11:59:35 AM PDT by chesty_puller (Viet Nam 1970-71 He who shed blood with me shall forever be my brother. Shak.)
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To: jazusamo

You might be a redneck if .....”Hey hold m’beer and watch this”


7 posted on 04/27/2013 11:59:54 AM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: jazusamo
 photo stupid-burns.jpg Why not just use the BB gun to off the varmint??!! He should have tried a 12ga shell first..lol
8 posted on 04/27/2013 12:00:02 PM PDT by NCDave (AKA, "That idiot over there")
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To: Conspiracy Guy

LOL! Well he is a convicted felon and most of those are not very bright:)


9 posted on 04/27/2013 12:00:27 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: jazusamo

10 posted on 04/27/2013 12:03:08 PM PDT by DemforBush (Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!)
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To: jazusamo

BB’s seem to make perfect secondary firing pins.


11 posted on 04/27/2013 12:03:10 PM PDT by umgud (2A can't survive dem majorities)
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To: Clint N. Suhks; smokingfrog; mylife

Dumbbell moron BB/.40cal, laughing squirrel Ping.


12 posted on 04/27/2013 12:03:33 PM PDT by carriage_hill (AR-10s & AR-15s are the Muskets of the 21st Century. Free men need not ask permission.)
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To: jazusamo

Too bad he didn’t have a pellet gun as one will kill a squirrel yet it isn’t considered a real firearm. Buy one at Walmart - no background check for this non-firearm that kills small animals.


14 posted on 04/27/2013 12:07:52 PM PDT by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: jazusamo
Poor bastard ain't figured out what the barrel and chamber are for yet, it'll eventually come to him.
He's just about 650 years behind the times on such matters, which ain't too bad for some folks :)
15 posted on 04/27/2013 12:08:57 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: Marcella

.22 CCI Mini-caps are quieter than a .177 air rifle IMO.


16 posted on 04/27/2013 12:10:18 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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17 posted on 04/27/2013 12:11:51 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: jazusamo
another three name Darwin candidate... surprised his middle name wasn't Wayne
18 posted on 04/27/2013 12:12:37 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: jazusamo

Anyone who values accuracy knows that you Super Glue it to the muzzle.


19 posted on 04/27/2013 12:13:45 PM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: USMCPOP

LOL! That’s where he went wrong.


20 posted on 04/27/2013 12:16:50 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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