Well ... if you have a mystery stud on a bourbon farm with five mares, things are gonna happen.
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To: DogByte6RER
Name wasn’t Anthony Weiner or Bill Clinton, was it?
2 posted on
04/28/2013 10:43:56 AM PDT by
illiac
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To: DogByte6RER
The gestation period for a horse is about 11 months, so the stud — which Montavon nicknamed Mystery Man — had been on the farm for at least that long without her knowledge. She's a total idiot.
3 posted on
04/28/2013 10:45:25 AM PDT by
bgill
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To: DogByte6RER
Look for the horse with a big smile on his face,
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6 posted on
04/28/2013 10:48:24 AM PDT by
KC_Lion
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To: DogByte6RER
sounds like somebody has it in for her .....cough, cough
7 posted on
04/28/2013 10:48:35 AM PDT by
llevrok
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To: DogByte6RER
Plus the fact that he’s a Shetland Pony makes the story even more incredible!
8 posted on
04/28/2013 10:48:39 AM PDT by
2ndDivisionVet
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9 posted on
04/28/2013 10:48:51 AM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
These unexpected ofspring were once known as “wood’s-colts”.
The wind blew it in.
10 posted on
04/28/2013 10:50:58 AM PDT by
alloysteel
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To: DogByte6RER
'Mystery' Horse Impregnates Five Mares on Bourbon FarmSo that's five according to the headline.
a colt born to the mare Goldie and a filly born to Mert.
That's two.
He'd apparently been busy, because at least five other mares were pregnant.
That's five plus two, or seven.
A sixth mare, Snuggles, had a dead foal inside her,
Wait, six? That's eight by my count. I hate journalists.
11 posted on
04/28/2013 10:51:47 AM PDT by
Pan_Yan
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To: DogByte6RER
Well, this ought to be fun. BMFL.
12 posted on
04/28/2013 10:52:20 AM PDT by
APatientMan
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To: DogByte6RER
Same thing situation with my neighbors three daughters, nobody knows how it happened.
18 posted on
04/28/2013 10:55:56 AM PDT by
PoloSec
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To: DogByte6RER
Mares get pregnant. Fact of life.
20 posted on
04/28/2013 10:57:20 AM PDT by
Jyotishi
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To: DogByte6RER
Apparently they haven’t heard of Planned Marenthood
21 posted on
04/28/2013 10:58:20 AM PDT by
motor_racer
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To: DogByte6RER
If she can go a year without noticing an extra horse, then she has enough horses and money to deal with the results. But I think it is all BS. No way someone goes a year without noticing a stud mixed in with 20 mares!
WTF,O! Does she never have anyone out giving shots, or trimming feet, or even just looking? “Golly, that mare is built like a horse...got a 2 foot long pimple on her belly!”
24 posted on
04/28/2013 11:04:10 AM PDT by
Mr Rogers
(Liberals are like locusts...)
To: DogByte6RER
"'Mystery' Horse Impregnates Five Mares on Bourbon Farm" Bourbon farm? hehe
This baby-daddy was probably on welfare too.
To: null and void
This thread was just MADE for you to comment upon!
27 posted on
04/28/2013 11:17:58 AM PDT by
Shimmer1
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To: DogByte6RER
To: DogByte6RER
Watch,the next Secretariat comes from one of those foals.
44 posted on
04/28/2013 1:04:58 PM PDT by
painter
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To: DogByte6RER
Good Grief! Don’t she go out once a week and count the herd?
45 posted on
04/28/2013 1:41:43 PM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: DogByte6RER
People that own horses that shouldn’t. I bet the people that own the mares hadn’t even curried one of them in the last year.
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