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Police Called After Woman Sees Kittens Having Sex in Her Yard (Wisconsin Rapids, WI)
Yahoo! News ^ | Fri, Apr 26, 2013 | Eric Pfeiffer

Posted on 04/28/2013 3:51:47 PM PDT by DogByte6RER

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Police called after woman sees kittens having sex in her yard

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Sure, cats aren’t for everyone. But we can’t remember the last time someone called the police to complain about a pair of kittens.

But that’s exactly what happened in Wisconsin on Thursday when a woman called police after she reportedly witnessed two kittens “having sex” in her front yard.

As ridiculous as that sounds, it’s not the only recent time someone has called 911 to report on a cat. Back in February, a Washington State man called 911 to report on a stray cat that had wandered into his back yard. But, at least in that case, the man was calling out of concern for the cat’s welfare (it was cold outside), rather than to complain about its mere presence.

The Wisconsin Rapids Police Department included the truly unusual call in their public list of request calls received. However, there’s still no word on how the department responded to the unnamed woman’s call.

And besides, at least one Wisconsin law officials have said citizens shouldn’t be too reliant on the service, saying waiting on 911 responders may no longer be their best option after budget cutbacks have delayed response times.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 911; 911isajoke; cats; emergency; felines; kittens; kittyping; napl; publicsex; tard; wisconsin
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" ... a woman called police after she reportedly witnessed two kittens 'having sex' in her front yard."

She must be a very lonely lady. It was just wishful thinking on her part.

1 posted on 04/28/2013 3:51:47 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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More reference ...

Thursday’s police log:

http://www.wisconsinrapidstribune.com/viewart/20130418/WRT01/304180320/Thursday-s-police-log-Caller-reports-graphic-images-painted-cars


2 posted on 04/28/2013 3:52:27 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping.


3 posted on 04/28/2013 3:54:17 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

McDonalds must have had her McNuggets.


4 posted on 04/28/2013 3:54:47 PM PDT by MaxMax
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To: DogByte6RER
" ... a woman called police after she reportedly witnessed two kittens 'having sex' in her front yard."

The Federal Government immediately responded by seizing the Wisconsin woman's bank account, to pay for feline contraceptives.

5 posted on 04/28/2013 3:55:32 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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To: DogByte6RER

Hmmm.... I’ve never seen katz bumpin uglies ...


6 posted on 04/28/2013 3:57:02 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Vendome

They must, or there wouldn’t be any more catz.


7 posted on 04/28/2013 3:59:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: DogByte6RER

I should have called 911 about the two squirrels doing the nasty in my backyard.


8 posted on 04/28/2013 4:03:09 PM PDT by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
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To: DogByte6RER

Perhaps. but don’t lonely woman know 911 is for emergencies? Or Perhaps she wanted them handcuffed as she thought they were under age. She should sign up on FR - that will keep her busy and away from her windows.


9 posted on 04/28/2013 4:08:25 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: DogByte6RER

Naughty Kitt-ah sex ping!


10 posted on 04/28/2013 4:10:28 PM PDT by JaguarXKE (Welcome to the new America.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Yup, and this is what happens. A Cat kit.

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11 posted on 04/28/2013 4:11:50 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: Vendome

I’m tellin ya from experience...Cat’s are adulterous.


12 posted on 04/28/2013 4:12:16 PM PDT by DJlaysitup
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To: Tax-chick

Yeah but when they’re kittens they’re not ready yet to be knockin’ boots, if you know what I mean. Mother Nature knows when it’s time for the kitties to get frisky and so do the putties!


13 posted on 04/28/2013 4:18:13 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: DogByte6RER; Slings and Arrows

Unbelievable.

PING this one over to Slings And Arrows. :)=^..^=


14 posted on 04/28/2013 4:18:15 PM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: DogByte6RER
She must be an idiot. Everyone knows cats do it doggie style.
15 posted on 04/28/2013 4:29:52 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: DogByte6RER

Why not pop some popcorn, grab a cold one and watch the show? Seems a better alternative.


16 posted on 04/28/2013 4:42:54 PM PDT by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Northern Yankee
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17 posted on 04/28/2013 4:48:35 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: Slings and Arrows


18 posted on 04/28/2013 4:48:51 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: DogByte6RER

Cat scratch fever


19 posted on 04/28/2013 4:50:39 PM PDT by Hyman Roth
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To: Tax-chick; DJlaysitup

Yay, I guess soz but, I have heard them.

Hinky...


20 posted on 04/28/2013 4:58:23 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: jmacusa

Yes, but “adolescent” cats can be making more cats, and someone might say “kittens” in error. There’s a reason they’re spaying and neutering so young these days.


21 posted on 04/28/2013 5:02:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Vendome

I’ve heard them, too. My neighbor across the street is a crazy cat lady, and there are always kittens going on over there.


22 posted on 04/28/2013 5:05:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Tax-chick

I hear you. My wife and I are trying to corral a pregnant little stray who comes around but she won’t let us get near her.


23 posted on 04/28/2013 5:06:02 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: jmacusa

We have a male hanging out on our doorstep, “Mr. Strangecat,” who really wants to move in with us. (Our two are spayed and neutered.) I feel bad for him, especially when the weather is unpleasant, but we don’t want another cat and who-knows-what vet bills!


24 posted on 04/28/2013 5:08:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: DogByte6RER

25 posted on 04/28/2013 5:08:56 PM PDT by Teacher317 (Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast)
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To: jmacusa

From experience, the stray is a lost cause. Once the kitten drops, find it and nurse it as a pet. The mother will NEVER domesticate.


26 posted on 04/28/2013 5:09:11 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: presently no screen name
It might have been one. Were they using a condom?
27 posted on 04/28/2013 6:23:55 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: DogByte6RER

Sounds to me like she has a little too much time on her hands??????????????????????????


28 posted on 04/28/2013 7:04:24 PM PDT by bandleader
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To: DogByte6RER; Biggirl; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; ...


29 posted on 04/28/2013 7:07:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Meow chicka meow meow...


30 posted on 04/28/2013 7:08:45 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

I nominate this for the new graphic on the Kitty Ping list.


31 posted on 04/28/2013 7:10:13 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: jmacusa

Mrs. Tweezers and I had the good fortune that a pregnant stray (who was probably responsible for a large part of the feral cat population in our neighborhood) decided to adopt us. We found good homes for her babies and got her spayed and registered.

She has turned out to be a good kitty. And I don’t say that simply because she’s decided I’m “her” hoomin. :)


32 posted on 04/28/2013 7:12:31 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

33 posted on 04/28/2013 7:13:32 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I beg to differ. I started putting out food and hanging out while they ate in the hopes of socializing a litter of kittens born in our back yard. Instead, we wound up socializing their mother.


34 posted on 04/28/2013 7:13:50 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: DogByte6RER

If a 3rd cat was recording it on a (Obama) cell phone could we call it “Kitty Porn”?


35 posted on 04/28/2013 7:20:41 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --I turn 75 next year- but remember, that's only 24 Celsius. (TKS R. Reagan))
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To: RansomOttawa
Well, there was no report of a stained dress fur, so I'll guess yes! ;)
36 posted on 04/28/2013 7:36:05 PM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Thats nice, I'm glad to hear you found homes for the kittens and got her spayed. I'm not sure we can do that with the little one running around here, at least on our own. If we have to call Animal Control my wife is afraid they'll just put the poor thing down. We have one stray, a male we've had now for almost ten years. he's my boy, my pride and joy, Scooter. The little bugger has caught five mice over a period of years in the house. (we live kinda rural here in southern NJ,fairly big piece of property and lots of little critters about). Ten years with this cat, he's so beautifully colored. Black, beige, white with stripes and a strong, powerfully built cat too, kinda like a leopard, muscular chest, thick neck and powerful front legs. But every damn day with him is like fifty first dates "Hi, I'm your owner, this my house your living in and I'm the one who will be feeding you''. I love 'em though. I'll be heart broken when he goes.
37 posted on 04/28/2013 7:40:31 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Cats just wanna have fun. :-)


38 posted on 04/28/2013 8:07:11 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Darksheare; Borax Queen
No doubt, Darks fault......

I keep thinking the woman must have been from AZ.

39 posted on 04/28/2013 8:10:37 PM PDT by Lakeshark (!)
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To: SkyDancer

I’d like to know how someone got all those kitties on the two shelves —— and still had time to take a picture !!!!!!


40 posted on 04/28/2013 8:13:02 PM PDT by Exit148
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To: Exit148

Everything for the picture was set up first - lights, camera setting everything. Then you just grab a bunch of furry kitteh’s and stuff then in the slots and your assistant hits the motor shutter and hope for the best. As you can see, one kitteh is acting out and slapping his mate below him.


41 posted on 04/28/2013 8:16:51 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That is so very kitty cute!L)=^..^=


42 posted on 04/28/2013 8:33:04 PM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: Biggirl; martin_fierro

[I stole the URL from Martin.]

43 posted on 04/28/2013 8:39:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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44 posted on 04/28/2013 8:43:09 PM PDT by Rebelbase (1929-1950's, 20+years for full recovery. How long this time?)
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To: DogByte6RER

Kittens??? What’s the age of consent?


45 posted on 04/28/2013 9:16:12 PM PDT by ALASKA
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To: Rebelbase

46 posted on 04/28/2013 9:17:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Teacher317

Okay, okay. Sheesh!


47 posted on 04/28/2013 10:30:55 PM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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To: DogByte6RER

OMG she better not go to a farm she might see cows having sex to make more cows, OMG!!!


48 posted on 04/29/2013 12:21:37 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: DogByte6RER; Slings and Arrows

Kitties having sex...

did the good lady believe that Ceiling Cat has the stork deliver kittens?

Actually I read that girl cats don’t enjoy sex at all. Maybe that is the problem.


49 posted on 04/29/2013 1:33:26 AM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell please)
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To: DogByte6RER
LOOK OUT READY. "GO KITTIES GO!"


50 posted on 04/29/2013 3:35:23 AM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar said "Quae cum ita sunt. Since these things are so.".)
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