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Oops: Tampa woman accidentally swallows $5,000 diamond at charity event
thedenverchannel.com ^ | 04/25/2013 | Jacqueline Ingles, WFTS

Posted on 04/28/2013 4:59:22 PM PDT by perfect stranger

TAMPA, Fla. - A $5,000 diamond meant to make its way on to a necklace or set on a ring made its way into an 80-year-old woman's belly instead.

The Tampa Woman's Club held an event over the weekend where they poured 400 flutes of champagne. Inside each flute was a cubic zirconia, and one of the flutes contained a $5,000 diamond donated by Continental Wholesale Diamond.

"We were laughing and I wasn't paying attention and I took a swallow," said Miriam, who declined to give her last name.

After patrons finished their drinks, the real diamond was nowhere to be found.

(Excerpt) Read more at thedenverchannel.com ...


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1 posted on 04/28/2013 4:59:22 PM PDT by perfect stranger
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To: perfect stranger

This too shall pass.


2 posted on 04/28/2013 5:00:32 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: perfect stranger

Poop with a sieve...


3 posted on 04/28/2013 5:01:18 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: perfect stranger

Eighty years old? Boy, have they got a long wait.


4 posted on 04/28/2013 5:02:48 PM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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5 posted on 04/28/2013 5:03:14 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: perfect stranger

A diamond in the roughage.


6 posted on 04/28/2013 5:05:06 PM PDT by Labyrinthos
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Eww - she’ll have to save each dump and inspect it closely for the next month ...


7 posted on 04/28/2013 5:05:31 PM PDT by Ken522
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To: perfect stranger

I just hope everything comes out okay.


8 posted on 04/28/2013 5:06:42 PM PDT by Keli Kilohana (Editor, ZARR CHASM CHRONICAL [sic], Sore, WV)
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To: perfect stranger

Her first words...Oh crap....


9 posted on 04/28/2013 5:08:59 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Ken522

If she doesn’t pass it before she passes away there will be a lot of people screaming for an autopsy.


10 posted on 04/28/2013 5:19:50 PM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: perfect stranger

If ever there was a story fit forr posting on www.poopreport.com...this is it.

And yes, it is exactly what it sounds like.


11 posted on 04/28/2013 5:20:05 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: perfect stranger

Her intestimal tract will have many facets.


12 posted on 04/28/2013 5:20:13 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: perfect stranger
Better get a box of these:


13 posted on 04/28/2013 5:22:44 PM PDT by carriage_hill (AR-10s & AR-15s are the Muskets of the 21st Century. Free men need not ask permission.)
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To: perfect stranger

“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.” - Mae West.


14 posted on 04/28/2013 5:23:06 PM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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A diamond in the roughage.

That there was good.

'Course them carats make for good scrapin's too.

15 posted on 04/28/2013 5:24:39 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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Last seen blazing down the road in her Govn’t (Ie: tax payer funded) mobile wheeled chair. The Boston like Police lost track of her.


16 posted on 04/28/2013 5:28:29 PM PDT by WorksinKOP
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To: perfect stranger
I bet it went down well with the carat cake.

-PJ

17 posted on 04/28/2013 5:28:42 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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"Chunky bars usually work the trick, stand back though,this could get explosive"

18 posted on 04/28/2013 5:29:38 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: perfect stranger

Soooo, the doctor found the diamond during a colonoscopy, and the woman took it to the jewelry store WITHOUT CLEANING IT.

Nice, lady. Very nice. I’d have thrown it at her.


19 posted on 04/28/2013 5:36:30 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon ( (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization))
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To: perfect stranger

Now that’s some expensive crap. Ahem.


20 posted on 04/28/2013 5:37:33 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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