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Vincent Valvo Arrested For Calling 9-1-1 to Complain About His Mom
Apr 12, 2013

Posted on 04/28/2013 6:20:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Vincent Valvo Arrested For Calling 9-1-1 to Complain About His Mom


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: floriduh

1 posted on 04/28/2013 6:20:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Okay, I’ll bite. Who is Vince Volvo?


2 posted on 04/28/2013 6:23:45 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Sarah Palin's presidential run. What'll you do?)
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To: nickcarraway

"That's odd, Vincent. I didn't have any complaints at all about your mother."

3 posted on 04/28/2013 6:24:20 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The ballot box is a sham. Nothing will change until after the war.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I think he makes fancy salon shampoo.


4 posted on 04/28/2013 6:26:38 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

You don’t know who Vince Volvo is ? Oh well neither do I.


5 posted on 04/28/2013 6:27:51 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Obama is the Chicken Little of politics)
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To: nickcarraway

She should have called 9011 to complain about him!Or,maybe Mr. Valvo?????????????????


6 posted on 04/28/2013 6:32:32 PM PDT by bandleader
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Valvoline’s wayward boy.

An oily character.


7 posted on 04/28/2013 6:58:24 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; nickcarraway; Salamander; JoeProBono; Vendome
"Okay, I’ll bite. Who is Vince Volvo?"

VALVO?

He's the "oily" guy leaning in the corner.

(Valvo-lene ... "oily" - get it?)

8 posted on 04/28/2013 7:02:14 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Salamander

Snuk that in while I was typing all that HTML stuff.

You ... you .... you Salamander, you!


9 posted on 04/28/2013 7:03:39 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

I don’t know Vince, but his new S60 Polestar tuner has 500 horsepower!


10 posted on 04/28/2013 7:04:24 PM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: shibumi

Slippery little thing, ain’t I?

;)

(The boy went bad...he’s a greaser, now)


11 posted on 04/28/2013 7:05:15 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: Salamander
Friend of Petroleum Nasby?
12 posted on 04/28/2013 7:38:09 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: CrazyIvan

Last seen hanging out with Quakers.

;]


13 posted on 04/28/2013 7:51:42 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: Salamander

Out sowing his oats?


14 posted on 04/28/2013 7:54:01 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Salamander

Hanging out with Quakers?

How on earth could you state such a thing?


15 posted on 04/28/2013 8:00:34 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Salamander
Quakers are pacifist, so at least they're not viscous.
16 posted on 04/28/2013 8:10:54 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: CrazyIvan

What would the viscosity of a pacifist be?


17 posted on 04/28/2013 8:13:16 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

Doubling down, I see.

;D


18 posted on 04/28/2013 8:53:58 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: CrazyIvan

You win.

:D


19 posted on 04/28/2013 8:55:03 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: shibumi

Damn, stop drilling me for answers, dude.


20 posted on 04/28/2013 8:55:40 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Okay, I’ll bite. Who is Vince Volvo?

"Vince Valvo" has "about 7,080 results" on Google, most of which seem to be related to the call to 911 about his mother. In other words, he does not appear to be a media star that we never heard of because we stopped paying attention to that garbage decades ago.

21 posted on 04/29/2013 12:04:43 AM PDT by TChad (Call them Oppressives, not Progressives)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse; Salamander; CrazyIvan
"MOM!"


22 posted on 04/29/2013 12:51:21 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: editor-surveyor

“What would the viscosity of a pacifist be?”

It’s got to be low. They run fast under pressure.


23 posted on 04/29/2013 4:03:26 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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