Skip to comments.Two Peeping Toms crash through womenís bathroom ceiling in Georgia: Cops
Posted on 05/01/2013 11:38:21 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
Two Peeping Toms crashed through a movie theater restroom ceiling as they got their kicks spying on unsuspecting women, police said.
Eduard Petrovich Kovynev, 26, and Eduard Alexander Kovynev, 27, fell to the floor Sunday evening at Venture Value Cinema in Duluth, Ga.
The pair is accused of climbing up into the men's restroom ceiling, crawling above the women's bathroom and watching their victims go about their business.
But the ceiling gave away and the two were left humiliated after they ended up in the stalls.
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Ping. Have we reached a population of 7,000,000,000 because of morons or in spite of them?
Confusing headline - sounds like it was cops doing the peeping.
That’s creepy enough, but... brothers? Eww!
Well i guess thats better than blowing chit up
“Eduard Petrovich Kovynev, 26, and Eduard Alexander Kovynev, 27”
Hold muh vodka alert.......
Just guessing here but these two sound like a couple of fine upstanding Chechens, Ukranians, wherever Russian shithole here on student or 'refugee' visas....
Betcha there is a green card, visa or similar such official documentation involved here.
Seriously, what exciting stuff could they see from the ceiling? Just to not have the stall walls in their line of vision, they would have had to be pretty much straight above the stalls. Any large-chested women would have blocked any view at all.
But this story reminds me of... years ago at another employer, my boss somehow got himself locked out of the office when he went to the restroom. His keys and cell phone were in the locked office.
So he was able to climb up into the ceiling (suspended with acoustic tiles) of the mens restroom by climbing on the vanity then a divider wall, and got himself down into the office. Kind of an amazing feat, as he was not a small person.
What, no beatdown afterwards?
That might have happened if they’d been peeping on some “amish” girls.
May I be the first to rush forward to represent these two victims, so psychically maimed by the negligence of the city? PTS at the very least must be worth O say in round numbers what? $5Million each?
Remember, the larger the award for undoubted pain and suffering, the faster they and their families will be off public assistance.
The way things are nowadays, they could have claimed to be trans-whatever, that their gender identity is female, thus they were entitled to be in the ladies room. And the ACLU and liberals would have defended their rights, that we have to be liberal on these trans gender bathroom issues now.
Since the west coast is removing sexist language like “Mankind” and “Man Hole Cover,” shouldn’t there be a non sexist word for “Peeping Tom”?
Too bad the perverts are not in CA. There’s a good chance they could get off with the “bathroom appropriate for us” nonsense the dems are peddling there.
Or in MA where boys claiming tranny-hood for a day get to poop and shower with girls at school
I'll bet there's a couple visas that have been overstayed while the feds look the other way and ignore it.
“pole” vaulting is a dangerous sport....
You beat me. I couldn’t find a picture fast enough.
Just a couple of wild and crazy guys.
It’s the woman’s fault: before the film, she ordered a couple of White Russians.
“Since the west coast is removing sexist language like Mankind and Man Hole Cover, shouldnt there be a non sexist word for Peeping Tom?
“Since the west coast is removing sexist language like Mankind and Man Hole Cover, shouldnt there be a non sexist word for Peeping Tom?”
40 years ago, Bob Newhart called his buddy Tom Poston “The Peeper”.
They could be first cousins, if the first Eduard is the son of a Pyotr...the other one may be the son of an Alexander, but instead of using Alexandrovich, shortened the middle name to Alexander.
What are they going to do about the sexist term woman?
Pray for America to Wake Up
This just made me think of the joke with no punchline in The Breakfast Club: “A naked woman walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-pound salami under the other...”
What are they going to do about the sexist term woman?
For years, my favorite answer for morons who insist of using terms like “chairperson” or “spokesperson” has been, “Then why don’t we say ‘woperson’ instead of ‘woman’?”
The suffix “-man” means “person”.
I think the gender neutral term would be “Peeping A**hole”.
“What are they going to do about the sexist term woman?”
That’s a good question. Maybe we should have a contest.
Good one. See #33
BTW, “Man Hole Cover” has been replaced by Lindsay Lohan. (Chris Plante, WMAL)
IN SOVIЄT ЯUSSIД "ЄDUДЯD" IS LIKЄ "WДYNЄ" FOR ДMЄЯICДNSKIS
Nope, no good. Can't use "person", it has "son". Might go for "woperdaughter", but to do it right, it should be "woperoffspring".
Now please try to keep this stuff straight... :)
Hi! My name’s Jokov, this is my brother Eduard, and this is my other brother Eduard.
Just guessing here but these two sound like a couple of fine upstanding Chechens, Ukranians, wherever Russian shithole here on student or ‘refugee’ visas....
What? This is illegal here? Wow, I’m really shocked because this is not only perfectly acceptable but encouraged in our homeland!
How about “innie” and “outie?”
Or borrow from connector terminology, "socket" and "plug".
"Socket to me...."
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