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Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza at Local Restaurant [Satire]
Daily Currant ^ | May 2, 2013 | Daily Currant

Posted on 05/02/2013 11:58:21 AM PDT by LUV W

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.

The owners of Collegno's Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg's proposed soda ban,which would limit the portions of soda sold in the city.....

(Excerpt) Read more at dailycurrant.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Food; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: bloomberg; bloomingidiot; food; mayorbloomberg; michaelbloomberg; newyork; pizza; refused
Wish this WAS true!...but hey! A girl can dream, can't she? :)
1 posted on 05/02/2013 11:58:21 AM PDT by LUV W
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To: GodBlessUSA; Mrs.Nooseman; Kathy in Alaska; AZamericonnie; HiJinx; Colonel_Flagg; BIGLOOK; ...

Pinging a few friends who might need a laugh! :)


2 posted on 05/02/2013 12:01:39 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: LUV W

what? no beer with it?


3 posted on 05/02/2013 12:02:03 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

I guess he has a thing about that, too. LOL!


4 posted on 05/02/2013 12:02:58 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: LUV W

Sadly, with someone as Napoleonic as Bloomberg, if this had actually happened, the restaurant would have suddenly found its operating license in arrears. :-\


5 posted on 05/02/2013 12:05:00 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: COBOL2Java

Shoot...they’d probably have a line around the block! LOL!


6 posted on 05/02/2013 12:05:43 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: LUV W

The owners of Collegno’s Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg’s proposed soda ban

I hope it is true.

BTTT

That Pizzeria may need to hire more help once the word gets out. They may become quite busy.


7 posted on 05/02/2013 12:05:59 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: LUV W

BTTT


8 posted on 05/02/2013 12:06:54 PM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: LUV W

I think it is true going around on FB I am on that thread ROFL

HA HA

I think safe to say now I know where Soup Nazi end up when Seinfeld least the dude has gig


9 posted on 05/02/2013 12:07:33 PM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: LUV W

I would rather live in Detroit as a free man than in NY as an inmate in Nanny Bloomberg’s asylum and that’s not satire.


10 posted on 05/02/2013 12:18:29 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: LUV W

Someone should pull this on him, but I doubt he ever eats at a pizza joint.


11 posted on 05/02/2013 12:21:01 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

I’ll bet he would react exactly like the satire described.

My laws are “for thee but not for me”!


12 posted on 05/02/2013 12:24:16 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: LUV W

It would be even funnier if it really HAD happened.


13 posted on 05/02/2013 12:51:04 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Sure would! Maybe it’ll give someone an idea for the next visit! LOL!


14 posted on 05/02/2013 12:55:20 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: LUV W
My laws are “for thee but not for me”!

That sounds exactly like the Austin Silly council.

15 posted on 05/02/2013 1:39:12 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

bump


16 posted on 05/02/2013 1:41:43 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: LUV W

hahaha!


17 posted on 05/02/2013 1:52:47 PM PDT by left that other site ((Ban the ubiquitous and deadly solvent, Di-hydrogen monoxide!!!))
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To: LUV W

Haha!! Love it!!


18 posted on 05/02/2013 1:56:52 PM PDT by penelopesire (TIME FOR OBAMA TO ANSWER FOR BENGHAZI UNDER OATH!!)
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To: LUV W

No soup for you!


19 posted on 05/02/2013 3:05:53 PM PDT by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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To: LUV W

Too funny...timing was perfect. LOL!!!

We just had a power outage and all the computers went black.

Sent from my iPad


20 posted on 05/02/2013 4:12:54 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska ((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
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To: LUV W
A real life application needs to be sought.
Surely someone is familiar enough with his habits and tendencies to know his favorite eatery.

...Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg is such a regular that he has his own booth...

{;^)

21 posted on 05/02/2013 4:26:16 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenthe pty, dined with poverty, and supped with infay. Benjamin Franklin)
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The Daily Currant is a satire publication. No restauraneur would dare piss of King Mike the Short and lawless.

Bloomberg’s Banana Republic http://frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/bloombergs-banana-republic/

22 posted on 05/02/2013 4:52:42 PM PDT by rmlew ("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")
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To: philman_36

How speshul! LOL!


23 posted on 05/02/2013 5:41:06 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Hope you got the computers up and running but isn’t it great to have your iPad for back-up!

I don’t know how we ever got along with out them! Just wish mine had the camera sometimes.

I wish that really happened to Bloomingidiot. He deserves it! LOL!


24 posted on 05/02/2013 6:22:14 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: LUV W

Computers finally back up...what a pain to get everything going again. I bringg my iPad so I can see graphics and youtuybes. Blocked here at work.

Bloomingidiot is just that!!


25 posted on 05/02/2013 6:35:34 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska ((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
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To: LUV W

26 posted on 05/02/2013 6:39:22 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Join AAAA : Americans Against Acronym Abuse)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yep...that’s “our” Bloomin’idiot! What a guy! *rolling eyes*


27 posted on 05/02/2013 6:41:29 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

I have posted from mine, but it’s pretty tedious. Having pre-made tables helps, though. :)

I hope the people of NYC have learned something from this choice they made. LOL! (something good, that is!)


28 posted on 05/02/2013 6:42:55 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: LUV W

Be reaaaaallly funny if it was true.

Still a nice “touchy-feely” story. ;)


29 posted on 05/03/2013 3:51:45 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Why are Hispanics being given special treatment?)
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To: LUV W

Awww MAN! Is this story not true? Bummer. It almost made my day.


30 posted on 05/03/2013 5:10:37 AM PDT by golux
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To: golux

I know...it stinks that it didn’t happen! I was smiling as I visualized Bloomin’idiot getting red in the face. LOL!


31 posted on 05/03/2013 6:51:30 AM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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