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Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza at Local Restaurant [Satire]
Daily Currant ^ | May 2, 2013 | Daily Currant

Posted on 05/02/2013 11:58:21 AM PDT by luvie

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.

The owners of Collegno's Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg's proposed soda ban,which would limit the portions of soda sold in the city.....

(Excerpt) Read more at dailycurrant.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Food; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: bloomberg; bloomingidiot; food; mayorbloomberg; michaelbloomberg; newyork; pizza; refused
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Wish this WAS true!...but hey! A girl can dream, can't she? :)
1 posted on 05/02/2013 11:58:21 AM PDT by luvie
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To: GodBlessUSA; Mrs.Nooseman; Kathy in Alaska; AZamericonnie; HiJinx; Colonel_Flagg; BIGLOOK; ...

Pinging a few friends who might need a laugh! :)


2 posted on 05/02/2013 12:01:39 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: LUV W

what? no beer with it?


3 posted on 05/02/2013 12:02:03 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

I guess he has a thing about that, too. LOL!


4 posted on 05/02/2013 12:02:58 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: LUV W

Sadly, with someone as Napoleonic as Bloomberg, if this had actually happened, the restaurant would have suddenly found its operating license in arrears. :-\


5 posted on 05/02/2013 12:05:00 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
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To: COBOL2Java

Shoot...they’d probably have a line around the block! LOL!


6 posted on 05/02/2013 12:05:43 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: LUV W

The owners of Collegno’s Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg’s proposed soda ban

I hope it is true.

BTTT

That Pizzeria may need to hire more help once the word gets out. They may become quite busy.


7 posted on 05/02/2013 12:05:59 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: LUV W

BTTT


8 posted on 05/02/2013 12:06:54 PM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: LUV W

I think it is true going around on FB I am on that thread ROFL

HA HA

I think safe to say now I know where Soup Nazi end up when Seinfeld least the dude has gig


9 posted on 05/02/2013 12:07:33 PM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: LUV W

I would rather live in Detroit as a free man than in NY as an inmate in Nanny Bloomberg’s asylum and that’s not satire.


10 posted on 05/02/2013 12:18:29 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: LUV W

Someone should pull this on him, but I doubt he ever eats at a pizza joint.


11 posted on 05/02/2013 12:21:01 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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I’ll bet he would react exactly like the satire described.

My laws are “for thee but not for me”!


12 posted on 05/02/2013 12:24:16 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: LUV W

It would be even funnier if it really HAD happened.


13 posted on 05/02/2013 12:51:04 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Sure would! Maybe it’ll give someone an idea for the next visit! LOL!


14 posted on 05/02/2013 12:55:20 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)
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My laws are “for thee but not for me”!

That sounds exactly like the Austin Silly council.

15 posted on 05/02/2013 1:39:12 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

bump


16 posted on 05/02/2013 1:41:43 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: LUV W

hahaha!


17 posted on 05/02/2013 1:52:47 PM PDT by left that other site ((Ban the ubiquitous and deadly solvent, Di-hydrogen monoxide!!!))
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To: LUV W

Haha!! Love it!!


18 posted on 05/02/2013 1:56:52 PM PDT by penelopesire (TIME FOR OBAMA TO ANSWER FOR BENGHAZI UNDER OATH!!)
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To: LUV W

No soup for you!


19 posted on 05/02/2013 3:05:53 PM PDT by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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To: LUV W

Too funny...timing was perfect. LOL!!!

We just had a power outage and all the computers went black.

Sent from my iPad


20 posted on 05/02/2013 4:12:54 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska ((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
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