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Report: Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven
WFTV ^ | May 2, 2013

Posted on 05/02/2013 1:13:27 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — A man in Daytona Beach called police from a 7-Eleven convenience store, and when an officer arrived at the scene, Daylen Holloman, 20, would not explain why he called authorities, according to an arrest report.

The report states that Holloman was taken outside and the officer asked him several questions, including "What's going on?" "Who are you?" "Where are you from?" He replied, "I don't know" to all of the questions, except one.

When the officer asked Holloman, "What do you know?" he replied, "I know I'm a monkey." The officer then said Holloman removed his clothing to prove to the officer he was a monkey, and not human, since the officer stated that humans wear clothes.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: 7eleven; floriduh; monkey

1 posted on 05/02/2013 1:13:27 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Did he drink a banana Slurpee first?


2 posted on 05/02/2013 1:14:51 PM PDT by Edgar3 (Don't THREAD on me!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"

3 posted on 05/02/2013 1:15:30 PM PDT by Wyrd bi ful ard (Gone Galt, 11/07/12----No king but Christ! Don't tread on me!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

>>Man strips naked after claiming to be a monkey outside 7-Eleven <<

Where else is he a monkey?


4 posted on 05/02/2013 1:15:37 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (LBJ declared war on poverty and lost. Barack Obama declared war on prosperity and won. /csmusaret)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNY8eYmzdH4


5 posted on 05/02/2013 1:15:55 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Justice for Trayvon?


6 posted on 05/02/2013 1:16:01 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Everyone should get to work in a convenience store for a while, it’s a life altering experience.


7 posted on 05/02/2013 1:16:59 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Bath salts must be involved somehow.


8 posted on 05/02/2013 1:18:34 PM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Obviously he really is a monkey because a human being wouldn't strip naked.
The amazing thing is that a monkey can talk.
9 posted on 05/02/2013 1:19:54 PM PDT by TigersEye (If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted)
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To: Edgar3

Did he drink a banana Slurpee first?

Banana = Mind Control device


10 posted on 05/02/2013 1:20:22 PM PDT by molson209
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

I’m a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That’s not really true

I’m a cold italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?

But I’ve been bit and Ive been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey woman too

I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through

Yes, Im a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don’t you?

Well, I hope were not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey...

- Rolling Stones


11 posted on 05/02/2013 1:20:31 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Ape with an AK43sec
12 posted on 05/02/2013 1:23:26 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("The arrogant one will stumble and fall With no one to raise him up" Jeremiah 50:32)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

Looks like Obama with those ears! LOL!


13 posted on 05/02/2013 1:23:49 PM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Sounds perfectly logical to me.


14 posted on 05/02/2013 1:24:22 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
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To: martin_fierro

beyond shirtless


15 posted on 05/02/2013 1:25:43 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: dfwgator

“Everybody’s got something to hide
Except for me and my monkey....

-Beatles


16 posted on 05/02/2013 1:26:31 PM PDT by proxy_user
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

ahhh, never a picture of Mickey Dolenz around when you need one...


17 posted on 05/02/2013 1:27:39 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: proxy_user

So,Allenn Grayson escaped....... Again.


18 posted on 05/02/2013 1:27:57 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
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To: TigersEye
The amazing thing is that a monkey can talk.

Maybe he's the posterboy for the Evolutionists and is indeed the real missing link..........

19 posted on 05/02/2013 1:29:13 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (This space for rent)
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To: dfwgator

One of the all time best Rolling Stones tunes.


20 posted on 05/02/2013 1:31:21 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Hot Tabasco
Or ...

He's our next President.

21 posted on 05/02/2013 1:33:22 PM PDT by TigersEye (If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted)
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To: RedMDer

It does, now that you mention it!


22 posted on 05/02/2013 1:33:38 PM PDT by Wyrd bi ful ard (Gone Galt, 11/07/12----No king but Christ! Don't tread on me!)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

23 posted on 05/02/2013 1:36:46 PM PDT by frithguild (You can call me Snippy the Anti-Freeper)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Not quite as interesting as the guy a week ago who wanted the police to cut off his penis, and then changed his mind and told them to NOT cut off his penis.

Police live for that sort of thing.

“Are you sure? We could chop that thing off in two-two’s, no problem! And since you DID ask us to chop it off, we could just say that we didn’t hear your right when you told us NOT to. Really, it’s no big deal. Snicker-snack!”


24 posted on 05/02/2013 1:38:52 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Why did he talk, monkeys cannot.


25 posted on 05/02/2013 1:40:14 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Just so he didn’t spank the monkey...


26 posted on 05/02/2013 1:40:40 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

put him in a cage at the zoo and feed him bananas

....problem solved!


27 posted on 05/02/2013 1:44:33 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/monkeys.wav


28 posted on 05/02/2013 1:47:35 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

If Obama had a son ...


29 posted on 05/02/2013 1:47:49 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Guy was aping to be a chumpanzie


30 posted on 05/02/2013 1:49:57 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Shirtless
at the 7-Eleven
in Floriduh

WE'VE HIT THE TRIFECTA!

31 posted on 05/02/2013 1:54:11 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Bath salts


32 posted on 05/02/2013 1:58:06 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

33 posted on 05/02/2013 2:02:02 PM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: freedumb2003

Lucky he wasn’t shot in the fracas.


34 posted on 05/02/2013 2:20:36 PM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: cripplecreek

Don’t you monkey with the monkey...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo


35 posted on 05/02/2013 2:23:25 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
This is the 4th incident in the last 2 weeks of someone freaking out in central Florida. Must be some wicked bathsalts going around the area:

4/23 - Orlando, FL: Woman crawls into random home through doggie door. Homeowners come home and find her nude in the bathtub asking to use the phone.

4/24 - Daytona Beach, FL: Woman says she is God and lights a gas station on fire.

4/26 - Gainesville, FL: Man takes his clothes off in front of cops and asks them to cut his penis off. Tasered 6 times with no effects.

36 posted on 05/02/2013 2:34:19 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Boy, you’re sure right. I think I lasted 3 weeks. And on the graveyard shift you will see some freaks.


37 posted on 05/02/2013 3:01:08 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“Florida.” Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.


38 posted on 05/02/2013 3:33:00 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of rotten politics smelled around the planet.)
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