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I Am Not Happy About It: A family dreading twins reflects the selfishness of our culture
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Posted on 05/05/2013 8:29:56 PM PDT by Morgana

A recent post on HuffPo has gone viral, being reposted mostly by people who can’t believe what they just read. A man, if you can call him that, writing under the pen name Albert Garland wants you to know: “My Wife Is Expecting Twins and I Am Not Happy About It.”

This article is an excellent example of what we mean when we say “first world problems.” Even as it starts, I know I am about to read something steeped in a viewpoint warped and twisted by selfishness. It begins thusly:

I’ve been doing some spying lately, casually asking friends and acquaintances about their experiences with having twins.

A buddy from college said of the first year: “Think of the worst thing you can imagine. That’s what it was like.”

We’re two sentences in, and I’m already gaping at my monitor. When I think of “the worst thing” I can imagine, my mind immediately leaps to children with leukemia, extreme poverty, famine, murdered children. That type of thing. What decidedly does not leap to mind is, “Parenting two infants.”

I’m already thinking about my mother. She found herself, a divorced single mother of two with a GED and a job in food service, pregnant with twins at age 27. And then parenting us all alone. But I’ll get to that.

We’re just getting started with this mind-blowing article.

A former colleague was more blunt: “Twins were always my worst nightmare.”

And now it’s my and my wife’s nightmare; we’re expecting twins this August.

Horror of horrors.

Not only did these disgusting people get pregnant on purpose, they did IVF on purpose. That’s right: they paid a doctor $10,000 to put those two embryos in this awful man’s wife.

In the parsimonious manner of postmodern family planners, they decided to have one more child for their toddler son. A girl, of course, since they had a boy already. (What made them think they could select the gender? An inflated sense of the power of their own wishes, perhaps?) The old-fashioned way didn’t work (they’re in their late 30s), and IUI (intra-uterine insemination) didn’t work. So the next step was the $10,000-a-pop crap-shoot of IVF, in-vitro fertilization.

It worked. But, dadgum it, wouldn’t you just know it, she came up pregnant with twins. Twin boys. Can you even imagine such suffering?

Here is the part of the article that makes you realize that if you’re reading the thoughts of a normal man, we need to seriously reevaluate our definition of “normal.”

As horrible as this might sound, we found ourselves wishing these twins away.

We considered a reduction for about 30 seconds. (That’s essentially an abortion of one twin, not both.) If you thought that IVF involved playing God, a reduction felt beyond brazen — Machiavellian, even. Give us a reason, we thought, as we had the twins tested for genetic anomalies. None came.

I have no comment. There’s nothing I can say.

The loving father goes on to talk about how horrible his son made his life.

When our first son was born, I was naïve. I remember thinking it was going to be nice to be home for a while and have some time off. I couldn’t have been more wrong. Those first six weeks were brutal. Then the colic arrived. Two months later, we were shattered, frazzled, damaged. … Three years later, we still struggle mightily with a boy who’s fiercely strong-willed and seems to inherently know that crying pushes our buttons.

Does anybody else want to put this guy through, I don’t know, Army Basic Training or something? Yes, I have no doubt parenting a baby with colic is hard. But “damaged?” Seriously? And three years later you “struggle” with your three-year-old son? Maybe it’s because you’re terrible parents. Just a thought.

So tell me how this isn’t going to suck. (Did I mention we live in a one-bedroom apartment?) Sure, in 10 years I could have close to a starting five of super-athletic, NBA-hopeful alpha males living under my roof smelling up the joint. But right now it’s hard for us to see twins as good news.

First: maybe you should live somewhere where you can afford more than one bedroom. Second: way to embrace the eugenics mentality of only valuing the lives of your children if and when they’re useful to you. If none of them become NBA-hopefuls, will you still love them?

In fact, he doesn’t mention once in this article that he loves any of his children.

This is how it ends:

With four months left to go, I’m not sure what stage we’re in at the moment — but it’s not acceptance. My wife and I even both privately admitted that we don’t like the new children, which is of course insane…

They say the most important thing is the kids’ health — but what about ours?

What about yours? Who cares? With all the time and energy you spend thinking about yourself, you don’t need any help from the rest of us.

I have a dual viewpoint of this article. I’m not only, as they say, struggling with infertility, but I was nearly nine years old when my mother became unexpectedly pregnant with twins. Her boyfriend, their biological father, found out she was pregnant and took off, forever.

I remember a magnet on our refrigerator when I was growing up. It said: “A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.” It stayed there for years. Later, Mom told me she put it there for a reason, to remind herself when it was hard.

And of course it was hard. They didn’t sleep. Ever. For the first ten months, my mother slept in two-hour spurts. Now in her early 50s, she goes to bed at nine o’clock every night, and jokes that she’s still catching up.

She struggled. We all did. But my mother, who most certainly did not pay $10,000 for those twins, who was shocked and scared by her unplanned pregnancy, nevertheless handled single motherhood of two children plus twins with grace, fortitude, and love – some words “Albert Garland” might consider looking up.

Around the world, people much poorer than the Garlands view large families in the Biblical way: as a blessing. Right now, somewhere, in a country where a one-bedroom American apartment would look like a palace, a man is wearing rags and watching with pride as his babies play on the floor of a shack.

“Albert Garland” is a wake up call. His revolting words hold up a mirror to a culture that has become selfish, soft, and sad. We have forgotten what real suffering is, because we tend to not experience it. We have become so privileged we can no longer tell the difference between joy and pain.

I’ll be praying for all the Garlands — especially their children.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: abortion; ivf; moralabsolutes; prolife; twins
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1 posted on 05/05/2013 8:29:56 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Oh, my....I must live in a different world....within one block of where we live there are 3 (three) sets of twins born in the past 18 months....blessings all.


2 posted on 05/05/2013 8:34:16 PM PDT by goodnesswins (R.I.P. Doherty, Smith, Stevens, Woods.)
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To: Morgana

I have so many negative thoughts about this “man” and culture that promotes this type of thinking that I can’t even focus them all into one coherent statement.


3 posted on 05/05/2013 8:36:59 PM PDT by Roos_Girl (The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Morgana

What the heck?


4 posted on 05/05/2013 8:37:43 PM PDT by funfan
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To: Morgana
I will take both of these children in a heart beat.
5 posted on 05/05/2013 8:41:47 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Join AAAA : Americans Against Acronym Abuse)
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To: Morgana

Two of my sisters are twins and I’m glad they both are around.


6 posted on 05/05/2013 8:45:50 PM PDT by eartrumpet
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To: Morgana

I have twin brothers, now 73 years old.
It was not so fun for my parents, as both boys were serious asthmatics prior to their teen years.
It was also not so fun in my early youth with my being seven years younger, and the baby of the family.


7 posted on 05/05/2013 8:49:09 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: eartrumpet

Twins run in my family. My grandmother always said it was genetic and ran in certain family lines. I always thought it was a cool thing to give birth to twins. I don’t get this mentality at all.


8 posted on 05/05/2013 8:49:30 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana; Old Sarge; NorthernCrunchyCon; UMCRevMom@aol.com; Finatic; fellowpatriot; MarineMom613; ...
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9 posted on 05/05/2013 8:50:47 PM PDT by narses
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To: AlexW

Was it no fun because they were twins or because they were asthmatics? I admit asthma is no fun at all. Either way I am sure abortion never entered your folk’s mind.


10 posted on 05/05/2013 8:51:58 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: goodnesswins

A family in my church has 2 sets of twins, 5 kids total, all 6 and under. I’m pretty sure she was feeling overwhelmed with the 2nd set, but they are loved and welcomed and fawned over at church. When the father gave a testimony and mentioned learning he was going to have another set of twins, he was surprised, yes, but thankful that what they thought were problems in the pregnancy turned out to be twins.

I guess some men are men and some aren’t.


11 posted on 05/05/2013 8:53:05 PM PDT by radiohead
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To: Morgana
Twins run in my family. My grandmother always said it was genetic and ran in certain family lines. I always thought it was a cool thing to give birth to twins. I don’t get this mentality at all.

Fraternal twins run in families, identical twins don't.

My cousin had twins, a boy and a girl, but they were IVF.

12 posted on 05/05/2013 8:56:30 PM PDT by exDemMom (Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
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To: Morgana

Not so great for the parent’s pocketbook, but the cool thing about twins is - no hand me downs. Having an older sister, I knew what I would be wearing in two years.


13 posted on 05/05/2013 9:02:33 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Morgana

They had to know IVF could produce multiple babies.
Men today are rarely MEN. I blame liberal feminists.


14 posted on 05/05/2013 9:07:41 PM PDT by RginTN
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To: Morgana

In those days I doubt that they even knew what abortion was, and I doubt that doctors had any way of knowing if a fetus could become asthmatic.
Of course, abortion would never have been a consideration.
I am sure that having two very young asthmatics in the late 30s through the 40s was not fun, but I do not remember any traumatic episodes. I assume that their asthma was manageable.
I remember only the old style orange plastic inhalers.

When I had a daughter in the early 80s, she also became asthmatic, but has pretty much grown out of it.


15 posted on 05/05/2013 9:20:48 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: Morgana

This man is hateful. I have a twin brother. My father did mention his grandmother was a twin. :)


16 posted on 05/05/2013 9:23:39 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Morgana

Let’s face it - America is now a wicked nation.

Sure, there is a remnant of righteousness - but the dominant mainstream culture is wicked.


17 posted on 05/05/2013 9:32:59 PM PDT by jtal (Runnin' a World in Need with White Folks' Greed - since 1492)
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To: Morgana

Leftist Selfishism is a mental disease. They have been fed the lie of the left for so long they are about ready to hack and slash everything to get the promised land.

Of course it doesn’t and cannot exist


18 posted on 05/05/2013 9:44:03 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Morgana

I think twins a great. If you have twins you get your kids twice as fast. So if you want six kids you can crank them out in three years. I knew some twins when I was in high school. I took both them to a Valentines banquet at my church. There last name was Show. I thought it was cool to say that dated twin show girls.


19 posted on 05/05/2013 9:48:43 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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To: Morgana

Those babies are going to need prayer.

I know a couple who is struggling with infertility and had an adoption setup for twins that fell through in January. They are a Christian couple and would give anything to have a child.

I bet they would take those babies in a heartbeat.


20 posted on 05/05/2013 9:50:04 PM PDT by Texas56
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To: Morgana

Adopting a girl must’ve been beyond their problem-solving capabilities.


21 posted on 05/05/2013 9:50:17 PM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: Roos_Girl

”They” did not get pregnant. Only a woman has a womb and carries a baby.


22 posted on 05/05/2013 10:03:45 PM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: goodnesswins

I have twins with ADHD, how’s that for stress? But if I were blessed with more twins, I’d be overjoyed!!!! Children are a blessing from God. I really wish I could have more.


23 posted on 05/05/2013 10:05:32 PM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: Morgana

I am speechless


24 posted on 05/05/2013 10:08:55 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: Morgana

This is indeed shocking (and you know, not much shocks me anymore). My husband and I are the GRATEFUL parents of fraternal twin boys. We both had fertility problems so we used IVF. We were advised that it was really a long shot for us, with maybe a 15% chance of getting one baby. We got TWO and we feel like the luckiest people God ever put on this Earth.

I will admit that twins aren’t a walk in the park. Our boys are “high energy” (that’s “CRAZY” in non-doctor-speak) but I feel like my life began the day they were born. We didn’t have any relatives to help us, so their infancy was really difficult for us. We live in a small house with one bathroom and don’t go on fancy vacations and all the rest ... but what kind of monster uses IVF and multiple embryos, knowing the possible outcome, and isn’t delirious to get a two-fer? Those people don’t deserve what they have. They should probably put those kids up for adoption. I’m sure they’d get more loving parents that way.


25 posted on 05/05/2013 10:19:21 PM PDT by Hetty_Fauxvert (FUBO, and the useful idiots you rode in on!)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

“Not so great for the parent’s pocketbook...”

It was probably partly for that reason that I fainted as they were running the ultrasound on my wife’s tummy and the technician awkwardly asked “Um. Um. Did your doctor think, um, that you, um, might be having, um, twins? ‘Cuz you are.”

They were born very early and stayed in the hospital for 7 weeks. But healthy. And while the first two years were a struggle - 15.5 years later they (girls) have been a real blessing.


26 posted on 05/05/2013 10:23:39 PM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: Morgana

Astounding... Every time I see twins I smile, and I can tell that — especially in the case of the young ones — the mommies and daddies are just as pleased as punch and as proud as can be.

Pity the poor kids with worthless cretins like this for parents.


27 posted on 05/05/2013 11:16:33 PM PDT by Ronin (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
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To: RginTN
Exactly! They almost always use at least two fertilized eggs in IVF. 3 is too chancy. The wife and I only got ONE viable fertilized egg out of 5 retrieved, and he's a perfect 9 month old now.

Boy did we sweat it out when my wife was pregnant.

This guy is an ignorant fool. Didn't he listen to his doctor?

28 posted on 05/05/2013 11:22:31 PM PDT by boop ("You don't look so bad, here's another")
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To: Morgana
I live in what some call the Hipster Capital of the Southeast...I am not surprised.

Why would a woman procreate with such weak men....I actually had this conversation with two 20 something very pretty women yesterday who said there are few educated alpha men in Nashville....no doubt...not under 40

29 posted on 05/05/2013 11:36:04 PM PDT by wardaddy (wanna know how my kin felt during Reconstruction in Mississippi, you fixin to find out firsthand)
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To: Morgana

My children and their momma are my reason for breathing

I have always been big on making and raising babies

it was never anything but a given for me...natural

wifey as well

good thing we didn’t meet when she was 20 and I was 28...whew

i’d be even more broke from college costs


30 posted on 05/05/2013 11:38:08 PM PDT by wardaddy (wanna know how my kin felt during Reconstruction in Mississippi, you fixin to find out firsthand)
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To: kabumpo

I have no idea what you are referring to.


31 posted on 05/05/2013 11:43:43 PM PDT by Roos_Girl (The world is full of educated derelicts. - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Morgana; little jeremiah

ping.

Some people don’t deserve children.

I know couples who would give their right arm to have ONE of those babies that *thing* is whining about.

I pity those children,being born into such a family.


32 posted on 05/05/2013 11:45:25 PM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Roos_Girl

The writer of the article says at one point (about the couple)
”they got pregnant.”


33 posted on 05/05/2013 11:47:08 PM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: metmom

Yep and I’m one of them. We have battled infertility for years and can’t have children of our own. He can just give me one or both of the kids, MrR and I would me more than happy to take them


34 posted on 05/05/2013 11:50:02 PM PDT by reaganaut (Kyrie eleison...Christe eleison...Kyrie eleison)
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To: Morgana
I always thought it was a cool thing to give birth to twins.

I wanted twins as well. Didn't get any, but I always thought it would have been great.

35 posted on 05/05/2013 11:51:36 PM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Morgana

This man is still a little boy.
He doesn’t want to move on to the next level.
He’s angry that his children’s needs force him to stop doing whatever he pleases 24/7 and do for them instead.

You can imagine the rest of the words I would use to describe him seeing as how my wife and I will never conceive.


36 posted on 05/06/2013 1:11:23 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Me to!


37 posted on 05/06/2013 1:39:33 AM PDT by MacMattico
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To: Morgana
I was born in May, 14 months later my mother had twin girls. Three of us in diapers at the same time. Fifty plus years later she says she never regretted having us that close together, her only regret is that she was unable to have more than just us three.
38 posted on 05/06/2013 2:07:47 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Morgana

this dude is like my ex, I was thrilled with the children, he regarded them as an interference


39 posted on 05/06/2013 5:10:54 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: RginTN

Men who aren’t men aren’t men because they are selfish narcissists, not because of the feminists.


40 posted on 05/06/2013 5:12:22 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: metmom

I agree I would have been on cloud 9 if I was granted twins


41 posted on 05/06/2013 5:14:41 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: verga

There are too many men nowadays who, if they are not either watching the next big game, out on the golf course, in the bar ogling chicks, or sitting on their butts computer gaming, just think EVERYTHING and everyone in life is a huge hassle and not worth their time.

I’m tired of men like this. They are at least half at fault for the ruin of our nation. The other half are the selfish women in this country who associate with them.


42 posted on 05/06/2013 5:16:43 AM PDT by LibsRJerks
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To: Morgana

What a sicko that “man” is.


43 posted on 05/06/2013 5:16:56 AM PDT by tioga
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To: Morgana

My wife and I tried having a baby for 12 years with no luck. We had given up. Then one day (I was 42 she was 46) lo and behold she became pregnant with twins.

I now have 2 14 year old boys and they have been the joy of my life. Any one who is a parent knows they can be trying but I wouldn’t trade a minute of it.

These people are imbeciles. Self absorbed, selfish hedonists without an ounce of concern for anything other then there own little pathetic existence.

Shameful.


44 posted on 05/06/2013 5:22:25 AM PDT by traderrob6
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To: Morgana; narses; SkyDancer; fatima
I am a twin. My twin brother was born with cerebral palsy. My parents took great care of us, in a family of 10 children. They considered us all blessings. My twin brother died at the age of 15, and yet we were all richer for having him be a part of our lives.

I am afraid we have a generation of selfish, narcissistic parents out there who feel its all about them. They have no faith, or understanding what life is truly all about.

They need to grow up, get back to church and stop whining.

45 posted on 05/06/2013 5:25:48 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Northern Yankee

“They need to grow up, get back to church”

I wonder if they ever went to church in the first place.


46 posted on 05/06/2013 6:12:44 AM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana
Yep... I wonder as well.

Interesting to go to the blog and read the comments to the author. Some are just priceless!

47 posted on 05/06/2013 7:20:01 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Morgana

The parents of these fraternal twins had a completely different attitude and also these two turned out pretty well(not perfectly but who does?):

http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/153120659.jpg?w=260


48 posted on 05/06/2013 8:23:02 AM PDT by txrangerette ("...hold to the truth; speak without fear..."(Glenn Beck))
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To: servo1969; All

NO...he is the epitome of a NARCISSIST....it’s ALL about HIM! I do pity his children.


49 posted on 05/06/2013 8:48:49 AM PDT by goodnesswins (R.I.P. Doherty, Smith, Stevens, Woods.)
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To: yldstrk
Men who aren’t men aren’t men because they are selfish narcissists, not because of the feminists.

I see you dropped the liberal from my post. Anyway, you are quite wrong. Liberal feminists have played a major role in turning most men into boys.

50 posted on 05/06/2013 2:15:26 PM PDT by RginTN
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