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The Unfair Prosecution of Jody Arias
5/9/2013 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 05/09/2013 7:54:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz

With almost no evidence that she committed the crime, Jody Arias was convicted yesterday of Murder in the First Degree.

This travesty, this miscarriage of justice, cannot stand. This woman is clearly NOT GUILTY and has been horribly framed. It was obvious that when defending oneself, one must shoot one's boyfriend, then stab stab him 29 times, then dispose of the gun in the desert.

I feel so sorry for Jody Arias, who has been unfairly railroaded by an uncaring and fairness-free legal system. She has been persecuted by lying and manipulative prosecutors. She is the modern Joan of Arc, being burned at the stake for other people's sins. She is innocent, and actually should be made into the Patron Saint of the Falsely Accused.

Look, she explained it all away anyways. First of all, she wasn't there. Secondly, she opened the door for two ninjas by accident and they killed the the guy. Third, she killed the guy, but it was in self defense. Fourth, she had to kill him in self-defense, after all, he was getting out of the shower stall. It all makes sense!

Please join me in my attempt to reverse this horrible injustice, and if in the process of helping me free her, you happen to meet her, mention my name: Laz A. Mataz, and give her this phone number. So call me, maybe? Any gal who shoots their guy then stabs him 30 more times, has the sort of commitment to follow-through I am looking for in a woman.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bottleblonde; drapesvscarpet; lazwouldhitit; shewouldhitback; vanity
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1 posted on 05/09/2013 7:54:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

not funny


2 posted on 05/09/2013 7:55:57 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Lazamataz

I would sleep with her, but that would NOT involve closing my eyes. :)


3 posted on 05/09/2013 7:56:18 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
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To: Lazamataz

Her boyfriend asked her to wear a french maid’s outfit & deserved to die.


4 posted on 05/09/2013 7:56:24 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: oh8eleven

Who says I was being funny?


5 posted on 05/09/2013 7:56:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
even less funny
give it a rest
6 posted on 05/09/2013 7:57:26 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: oh8eleven

If you don’t like it, run along off the thread. I have no intention of conforming to your views.


7 posted on 05/09/2013 7:58:52 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL!


8 posted on 05/09/2013 7:59:35 AM PDT by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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To: oh8eleven

No worse than the Semmens Semi-News, Semi-Satire stuff.

At least I got to seem some pictures that juxatposed her courtroom personna against something more relevant to why she did what she did....


9 posted on 05/09/2013 7:59:36 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: oh8eleven

Lighten up Francis.


10 posted on 05/09/2013 8:00:46 AM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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To: Lazamataz

For someone so guilty she is CERTAINLY not guilty.

I would propose to be allowed to HIT HER every day for the rest of my life, as punishment.


11 posted on 05/09/2013 8:01:05 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Lazamataz

Executing her would be a waste of sorts, I suppose. But would you really want to mate with a black widow?


12 posted on 05/09/2013 8:01:48 AM PDT by ZX12R (Never forget the heroes of Benghazi, who were abandoned to their deaths by Obama)
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To: Lazamataz

Just be careful not to go to bed with her until you’ve searched her first. Thoroughly.


13 posted on 05/09/2013 8:01:51 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Mr. K

It’s unconstitutional to impose cruel and unusual punishment on the convicted.


14 posted on 05/09/2013 8:02:02 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: ZX12R
Executing her would be a waste of sorts,

Why? Why should the taxpayers get stuck with the bill for housing and feeding her for the next 50-60 years?

15 posted on 05/09/2013 8:02:47 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Lazamataz

A bucket of Laz sarcasm in the morning.
Needs an MSDS data sheet and an OSHA rating for the unwary.


16 posted on 05/09/2013 8:03:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Mr. K

I’m getting conjugal visits. Lol.


17 posted on 05/09/2013 8:03:33 AM PDT by Wiggins
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To: ZX12R
But would you really want to mate with a black widow?

Let's find out.

18 posted on 05/09/2013 8:03:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Mr. K

“I would propose to be allowed to HIT HER every day for the rest of my life, as punishment.”

Given her track record, the “rest of [your] life” could be a pretty short sentence.


19 posted on 05/09/2013 8:04:11 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Dole are sure losers. No more!)
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To: Lazamataz
Dude, I saw an interview with this girl last night.

Her elevator certainly doesn't go to the top floor.

A "No-last names, four-day-bender, max-out-the-credit-cards Vegas weekend" with her would be something that, when discussed in detail, would inspire awestruck silence among the other guys in the locker room for years to come.

Assuming that you lived.

20 posted on 05/09/2013 8:04:28 AM PDT by wbill
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To: Darksheare
A bucket of Laz sarcasm in the morning. Needs an MSDS data sheet and an OSHA rating for the unwary

SHHHHHHHH

You are A) blowing my joke and B) Lessening my chances with Jody.

21 posted on 05/09/2013 8:05:18 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
She looks like such a sweet girl too....


22 posted on 05/09/2013 8:06:23 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: Lazamataz
You've come a long way baby.
23 posted on 05/09/2013 8:06:37 AM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: wbill
Dude, I saw an interview with this girl last night. Her elevator certainly doesn't go to the top floor. A "No-last names, four-day-bender, max-out-the-credit-cards Vegas weekend" with her would be something that, when discussed in detail, would inspire awestruck silence among the other guys in the locker room for years to come. Assuming that you lived.

There are worse ways to die.

24 posted on 05/09/2013 8:06:42 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

OOps, sorry about that.


25 posted on 05/09/2013 8:07:25 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Lazamataz

I must have missed this story due to the non-stop Bengazi coverage on the network news last night.


26 posted on 05/09/2013 8:08:17 AM PDT by jaydubya2
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To: dfwgator
Why? Why should the taxpayers get stuck with the bill for housing and feeding her for the next 50-60 years?

Because she's pretty? Or because she's really a sweet girl, underneath the sociopathic killer that is on the outside? Come on, it was just one slaughter. /s
27 posted on 05/09/2013 8:09:24 AM PDT by ZX12R (Never forget the heroes of Benghazi, who were abandoned to their deaths by Obama)
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To: Lazamataz
I have to admit I feel a bit sorry for this girl...

She met and dated a man who used her then was about to toss her aside. Maybe he was a good guy, I don't know- I am ONLY giving my gut impression from NOT HAVING A TELEVISION and only hearing about 3 minutes of testimony about him.

But he was apparently a “rising star” in some pre-paid something-or-other outfit. These companies always seem to be scumbag companies preying on people who can't afford the real deal.

And I saw a video of him rousing the troops at some conference... Inspiring them to go out and raise more money from poor folks...

I don't know - but I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT

There is a remote possibility he was as bad as she said, and I could be (and probably am) talking out of my a$$ (as usual) but I feel bad for women used by guys like that.

Don't flame me, I am playing devils advocate here. If there was any proof he was an angel and helped feed starving orphans then let me know, I will publicly apologize.

I would probably care a lot less if this woman was not SO DAM HOT too...

28 posted on 05/09/2013 8:09:44 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Lazamataz
LOL....which Jody killed her ex? The blonde seductress or the brunette librarian? She would have been better off trying an insanity claim over self-defense. She could have claimed it was the peroxide.
29 posted on 05/09/2013 8:09:44 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: MrB

I was waiting for that one :P


30 posted on 05/09/2013 8:10:19 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Lazamataz
You just want in her orange prison pants, you despickable disspicable dispecabel totally rotten character!

Although I did find your sarcasm funny, contrary to some of the other critiques you have drawn.

That WAS sarcasm... right?

31 posted on 05/09/2013 8:10:59 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: Lazamataz

There were Ninjas? Cool!


32 posted on 05/09/2013 8:11:42 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE ("We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately." - Franklin)
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To: Lazamataz
Innocent?!!

I would have to see her naked first.

33 posted on 05/09/2013 8:12:13 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: wbill

>> Assuming that you lived.

And if you didn’t... well then, the detailed discussion would inspire awestruck silence among the other gals in the locker room of Jodi’s tennis club...


34 posted on 05/09/2013 8:12:45 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m sorry, but I just don’t see how people think she’s so attractive. I’d say she’s modestly attractive, just above plain. Add a few pounds and it’s really over.


35 posted on 05/09/2013 8:13:45 AM PDT by Obadiah (High speed, low drag.)
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To: Obadiah

I have low standards.


36 posted on 05/09/2013 8:14:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
I have no intention of conforming to your views.
More DU mentality, no surprise there.
Your FR "shtick" is always tiresome and boring, but do it when someone has lost their life is just grossly disrespectful, moronic and self serving.
Grow up, move on, get a life ... do something constructive besides entertaining yourself.
37 posted on 05/09/2013 8:14:11 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Lazamataz

By the way, FRiend, it’s “Jodi” with an eye, not an why.

If you expect to survive your one night stand, you’d darn well better be moaning “JodEYE! JodEYE!”. “JodEEE” is liable to get you knifed in mid-moan.

Just trying to help.


38 posted on 05/09/2013 8:17:10 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: Mich Patriot

Actually, if you’ve seen her nude photos, she looks a lot better with her clothes on. Pass.


39 posted on 05/09/2013 8:17:19 AM PDT by Williams (No Obama)
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40 posted on 05/09/2013 8:17:22 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

You’re not fooling anyone. We all know you just want to hit it.


41 posted on 05/09/2013 8:17:23 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: oh8eleven; Lazamataz
The reason for the heavy bucket of Lazarcasm.

42 posted on 05/09/2013 8:18:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Mich Patriot

I would sleep with her (in the colloquial sense of the word, of course). It appears to me that she is bat-crap crazy, and as such she’s probably AMAZING in the sack!


43 posted on 05/09/2013 8:18:25 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: Obadiah
"I’m sorry, but I just don’t see how people think she’s so attractive. I’d say she’s modestly attractive, just above plain. Add a few pounds and it’s really over."

So keep her on a bread and water diet and sentence her to a whorehouse in Nevada in perpetuity rather than a death penalty.

44 posted on 05/09/2013 8:18:38 AM PDT by Truth29
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To: Lazamataz

With those pictures, I now understand what all the fuss was about.

Clearly, she is NOT GUILTY.

I think it’s fair to say that all (male) Freeperdom would hit it (apologies, Laz).


45 posted on 05/09/2013 8:19:22 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (All observant Muslims want to kill you. If they don't, they are not really Muslims.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz would hit it


46 posted on 05/09/2013 8:20:02 AM PDT by clamper1797 (De-throne King Obozo)
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To: Lazamataz

We know. :)


47 posted on 05/09/2013 8:20:02 AM PDT by Obadiah (High speed, low drag.)
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To: oh8eleven

If you really are so annoyed by Mr. MaTaz, then why even go into his posts? Just don’t open them, move along to the hugh and series news that floats your boat...


48 posted on 05/09/2013 8:21:04 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Lazamataz

I heard she’s currently single, just a little possessive though.


49 posted on 05/09/2013 8:23:00 AM PDT by McGruff (You are either with us or you are with the RINOs.)
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To: Lazamataz

OOOOOOOOOO! left a mark.

Laz is the (hittin) man!


50 posted on 05/09/2013 8:23:12 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
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