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The Unfair Prosecution of Jody Arias
5/9/2013 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 05/09/2013 7:54:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz

With almost no evidence that she committed the crime, Jody Arias was convicted yesterday of Murder in the First Degree.

This travesty, this miscarriage of justice, cannot stand. This woman is clearly NOT GUILTY and has been horribly framed. It was obvious that when defending oneself, one must shoot one's boyfriend, then stab stab him 29 times, then dispose of the gun in the desert.

I feel so sorry for Jody Arias, who has been unfairly railroaded by an uncaring and fairness-free legal system. She has been persecuted by lying and manipulative prosecutors. She is the modern Joan of Arc, being burned at the stake for other people's sins. She is innocent, and actually should be made into the Patron Saint of the Falsely Accused.

Look, she explained it all away anyways. First of all, she wasn't there. Secondly, she opened the door for two ninjas by accident and they killed the the guy. Third, she killed the guy, but it was in self defense. Fourth, she had to kill him in self-defense, after all, he was getting out of the shower stall. It all makes sense!

Please join me in my attempt to reverse this horrible injustice, and if in the process of helping me free her, you happen to meet her, mention my name: Laz A. Mataz, and give her this phone number. So call me, maybe? Any gal who shoots their guy then stabs him 30 more times, has the sort of commitment to follow-through I am looking for in a woman.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bottleblonde; drapesvscarpet; lazwouldhitit; shewouldhitback; vanity
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To: Lazamataz

You’re not fooling anyone. We all know you just want to hit it.


41 posted on 05/09/2013 8:17:23 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: oh8eleven; Lazamataz
The reason for the heavy bucket of Lazarcasm.

42 posted on 05/09/2013 8:18:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Mich Patriot

I would sleep with her (in the colloquial sense of the word, of course). It appears to me that she is bat-crap crazy, and as such she’s probably AMAZING in the sack!


43 posted on 05/09/2013 8:18:25 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: Obadiah
"I’m sorry, but I just don’t see how people think she’s so attractive. I’d say she’s modestly attractive, just above plain. Add a few pounds and it’s really over."

So keep her on a bread and water diet and sentence her to a whorehouse in Nevada in perpetuity rather than a death penalty.

44 posted on 05/09/2013 8:18:38 AM PDT by Truth29
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To: Lazamataz

With those pictures, I now understand what all the fuss was about.

Clearly, she is NOT GUILTY.

I think it’s fair to say that all (male) Freeperdom would hit it (apologies, Laz).


45 posted on 05/09/2013 8:19:22 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (All observant Muslims want to kill you. If they don't, they are not really Muslims.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz would hit it


46 posted on 05/09/2013 8:20:02 AM PDT by clamper1797 (De-throne King Obozo)
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To: Lazamataz

We know. :)


47 posted on 05/09/2013 8:20:02 AM PDT by Obadiah (High speed, low drag.)
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To: oh8eleven

If you really are so annoyed by Mr. MaTaz, then why even go into his posts? Just don’t open them, move along to the hugh and series news that floats your boat...


48 posted on 05/09/2013 8:21:04 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Lazamataz

I heard she’s currently single, just a little possessive though.


49 posted on 05/09/2013 8:23:00 AM PDT by McGruff (You are either with us or you are with the RINOs.)
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To: Lazamataz

OOOOOOOOOO! left a mark.

Laz is the (hittin) man!


50 posted on 05/09/2013 8:23:12 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Lazamataz

So, what you are saying is that she is not guilty?


51 posted on 05/09/2013 8:23:28 AM PDT by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
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To: Truth29

She looks full bodied in clothes but her nudes are on the internet. She’s actually skanky thin and not in good shape. Since this thread is about her looks, there are also close ups of her private parts and again, pass. She is a mess.


52 posted on 05/09/2013 8:24:26 AM PDT by Williams (No Obama)
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To: Lazamataz

I don’t know, Laz. I think you might just be a wee bit too eccentric for her.


53 posted on 05/09/2013 8:24:50 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (People are idiots.)
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To: Lazamataz

Lock her in a house with Ariel Castro.


54 posted on 05/09/2013 8:25:42 AM PDT by Cooter
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To: Williams
she looks a lot better with her clothes on

Who doesn't?

55 posted on 05/09/2013 8:26:09 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (People are idiots.)
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To: Lazamataz

Funny. Not.


56 posted on 05/09/2013 8:26:36 AM PDT by ScottinVA ( Liberal is to patriotism as Kermit Gosnell is to neonatal care.)
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To: mardi59

Now... THAT’S funny!!!


57 posted on 05/09/2013 8:27:53 AM PDT by ScottinVA ( Liberal is to patriotism as Kermit Gosnell is to neonatal care.)
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To: Lazamataz
You're a bad boy!


58 posted on 05/09/2013 8:27:59 AM PDT by McGruff (You are either with us or you are with the RINOs.)
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To: Williams
Since this thread is about her looks, there are also close ups of her private parts...

You seem a little tooo informed on this topic. :)

59 posted on 05/09/2013 8:29:58 AM PDT by McGruff (You are either with us or you are with the RINOs.)
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To: jaydubya2

keyboard spew alert


60 posted on 05/09/2013 8:30:25 AM PDT by SteveH (First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.)
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