The Moment Proud Father John Boehner Watched His Daughter Say 'I Do' To Her Dreadlocked..

Daily Mail (UK) ^ | May 13, 2013 | SARA NATHAN and DANIEL BATES

[EEGator]

That family needs to stay away from tanning machines.

[Autonomous User]

Cool Runnings Mon.

[jespasinthru]

Ew! Is that the best she could hook? He looks like one of those guys who hang out at street corners with a “ homeless: will work for food” sign. Most black Americans consider dreadlocks unclean. We call it “the dirty Afro with tentacles”.

[machogirl]

Exactly. When my kids were younger, we watched “What not to wear”. There was a gal with dreads who hadn’t cut them in ten (10) years. Looking at them made me dry-heave.

[machogirl]

Funny movie!

[Cicero]

Interesting photos. Looks like the cameraman who works for the Daily Mirror, or sold the photos to them, must have climbed up a palm tree and taken them from a fair distance. The angle suggests that. And the blurriness suggests that maybe he didn’t have a powerful enough telephoto lens, so he had to enlarge what he managed to get.

[machogirl]

Good grief. I don’t remember that. Yuck

[SkyPilot]

And every day at 5 pm can be one of those times as well........365 days a year. That’s a lot of solace for John.

[machogirl]

From what I know, and that’s not much, once turned into a dread, it never gets untwisted. So I’m assuming that quite possibly when the dreads get really long and fat, the water/soap doesn’t penetrate the innards of the dread.

[Durus]

At least they actually got married. It’s better than a lot of couples these days.

[blam]

"No offense intended to those with dreads, but after shoulder length they start looking like hair-balls that you pull out of the bathtub drain."

I always wonder what the bacterial count must be on those (obviously) seldom washed things.

[Mortrey]

Haaaa!!!!

My better half was behind a black woman with an interesting “do” in a grocery check out line-—saw something moving within the “do”.

It was a roach.

[machogirl]

You have an idea for a science project!

[jespasinthru]

Because it looks like a black person’s hair that hasn’t been washed, combed or groomed in about five years.

[petitfour]

/shudder

that is soooooo . . . ugh.

[N. Theknow]

I’ve always wondered how often dreads are washed (and how?)

I thought I was the only one!

Seriously, does Terminix have a Dreadlock special?

[Shimmer1]

Oh no. Oh no. I just ate. (retch!)

[dfwgator]

Not exactly “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner”....is it?

[cquiggy]

Her 38-year-old groom looked smart in a grey suit with his waist-length dreadlocks on display as he waited for Boehner to walk Lindsay down the aisle at Sundy House in Delray Beach on Friday.

I just checked all the photos and I don’t think he looked very smart.

[BenLurkin]

At least they got married — too many young people today don’t even bother.