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Teen gets iPad, piggy bank stolen by pepper spray-wielding hooker he hired while parents were out
New York Daily News ^ | May 3, 2013 | Philip Caulfield

Posted on 05/14/2013 4:26:15 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

A Chicago-area teen looking to get lucky hired a hooker while his parents were out, but ended up getting his piggy bank and iPad stolen.

Dareka Brooks, 22, pepper sprayed the pantsless 14-year-old as he sat on his bed in his Prospect Heights home on Wednesday, cops told The Chicago Tribune.

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: brooks; dareka; hooker; robbery
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How's he going to top that on his 16th birthday?
1 posted on 05/14/2013 4:26:15 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Risky Business, the Prequel


2 posted on 05/14/2013 4:28:04 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Bookmark for the forthcoming avalanche of humor....


3 posted on 05/14/2013 4:28:14 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Mandatory BB Guns for 10 Year Old Boys would solve most of America's problems.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Forget about the eyes... that’s gotta hurt.


4 posted on 05/14/2013 4:28:33 PM PDT by Track9 (hey Kalid.. kalid.. bang you're dead)
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To: ConservativeStatement

If he would have sex with that thing at 16...you can only imagine where life will lead (thinking downhill).


5 posted on 05/14/2013 4:28:34 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (Obama's Chechens are coming home...to roost.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Shouldn't be too difficult:


6 posted on 05/14/2013 4:28:41 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Dr. Sivana

Exactly my thought as well. Want that also in Chicago?


7 posted on 05/14/2013 4:29:07 PM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: Paladin2

That’s not Shelley Long.


8 posted on 05/14/2013 4:29:38 PM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Learning moment.


9 posted on 05/14/2013 4:30:42 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: ConservativeStatement

Something similar happened between Barry Soetoro and Larry Sinclair.

Except no pepper spray was involved, and there was consensual sex in limousines enhanced by crack smoking.

More than once.

Might write a poem about it, titled “When Larry Met Barry.”


10 posted on 05/14/2013 4:32:00 PM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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To: LyinLibs

Inviting that into your house is some serious risky business..


11 posted on 05/14/2013 4:34:31 PM PDT by bigtoona
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To: Paladin2

Guilty and ineligible for a BJ Clinton post-POTUS pardon.

She’s heading for a taxpayer funded vacay.


12 posted on 05/14/2013 4:35:03 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: ConservativeStatement

You know, isn’t this just a sign of our times?

Why, back in my day, a hooker would never have done something like that to a 14 year old boy.


13 posted on 05/14/2013 4:35:05 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: - Obama vs America. The new cold war)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Chicago-style hooker. Just like our Chicago-style politicians. Crooked and looking to rip us off of everything they can steal by any means they can use against us. Can we trade Chicago for ?


14 posted on 05/14/2013 4:35:39 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: Paladin2

Hmm. One might want to qualify things when asking for a Redhead. (Oh - and I’m not referring to the pepper spray incident, although I guess that works too).


15 posted on 05/14/2013 4:35:41 PM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Back in my day, the crack-whores had honor.


16 posted on 05/14/2013 4:35:59 PM PDT by SIDENET
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To: ConservativeStatement; Lazamataz; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

"Time of your life, eh kid???"

17 posted on 05/14/2013 4:36:07 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: 21twelve

“Hello, my name is Dareka.”

So is that Da-wreck-a?

Or might it be Da-reek-a?

Either way......


18 posted on 05/14/2013 4:37:57 PM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: Paladin2

Your equipment is going to fall off if you hit that,kid.


19 posted on 05/14/2013 4:41:52 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Paladin2

Spooky looking thang.


20 posted on 05/14/2013 4:42:37 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: Paladin2

That is an amazing photograph.


21 posted on 05/14/2013 4:43:19 PM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: Defiant
was one of my Hollywood flames, Rebecca De Mornay, not Miss Long.
22 posted on 05/14/2013 4:43:20 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: - Obama vs America. The new cold war)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Wow, you just can’t make this stuff up....
I say that the kid had very bad taste in hookers.
He could have paid five bucks and done better then that skank, and still had his junk.


23 posted on 05/14/2013 4:44:19 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: laplata

Spooky, but beautiful. Looks like a Manet.


24 posted on 05/14/2013 4:45:00 PM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: ConservativeStatement
A Chicago-area teen looking to get lucky hired a hooker while his parents were out, but ended up getting his piggy bank and iPad stolen.

I hate it when that happens.

25 posted on 05/14/2013 4:45:03 PM PDT by Homer_J_Simpson ("Every nation has the government that it deserves." - Joseph de Maistre (1753-1821))
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To: ConservativeStatement

Has to be Headline Of The Day. Damn, she took his piggy bank? Cold, very cold.


26 posted on 05/14/2013 4:45:27 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: AlexW

You’re correct of course.
And this in an era where kids that age are swapping pics of their “junk” on smartphones.
At the very least he could have sought out a hot teacher, LOL.


27 posted on 05/14/2013 4:46:06 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: ConservativeStatement
That young lady has a fine career waiting for her as an IRS auditor. Heck, she is probably more honorable than 90% of our Congresscritters and members of our esteemed 'Fourth Estate' (God help us)...
28 posted on 05/14/2013 4:46:52 PM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Somehow I don’t see using ‘get lucky’ and ‘hire a hooker’ in the same sentence. They phrases seem ... contradictory.


29 posted on 05/14/2013 4:47:21 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Billthedrill

Progressives in Chitown will cite this as evidence on how effective their anti-gun laws are.....


30 posted on 05/14/2013 4:47:29 PM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Obama would call this a teachable moment.


31 posted on 05/14/2013 4:47:53 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (President Obama; The Slumlord of the Rentseekers)
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To: kabumpo

Her eyes have an attitude that could go very bad in about 2 seconds. Or, maybe very good. LOL


32 posted on 05/14/2013 4:48:37 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: kabumpo

Anna-Lou “Annie” Leibovitz?


33 posted on 05/14/2013 4:49:32 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: ConservativeStatement

You just gotta say WTF.


34 posted on 05/14/2013 4:51:36 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Paladin2
Sorry kid but Rebekka Demornay she ain't.

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35 posted on 05/14/2013 4:55:02 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Julia Roberts - NOT!


36 posted on 05/14/2013 4:58:40 PM PDT by FastCoyote (I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Better the pepper spray in the eyes than the array of other things she could have given him.


37 posted on 05/14/2013 4:59:55 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: ConservativeStatement

At least she’s no pedophile.


38 posted on 05/14/2013 5:00:53 PM PDT by rwilson99 (Please tell me how the words "shall not perish and have everlasting life" would NOT apply to Mary.)
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To: Bender2

Humour Ping.


39 posted on 05/14/2013 5:03:04 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“How’s he going to top that on his 16th birthday?”

Ummmm... gets rolled by TWO hookers while live streaming on the internet?


40 posted on 05/14/2013 5:04:52 PM PDT by vladimir998
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To: Paladin2

41 posted on 05/14/2013 5:06:53 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Paladin2
Is that the lovely lady from the Duke scandal?

3. Her hair got parted by a Smirfdresser on a motorcycle.
2. Why does she have a red moustache on her head?
1. She slept face down in a bowl of Fruit Loops.


42 posted on 05/14/2013 5:10:26 PM PDT by MaxMax (Conservatism needs a re-awakening plan for the American public)
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To: llevrok
was one of my Hollywood flames, Rebecca De Mornay, not Miss Long.

Rebecca DeMornay in Risky Business was perhaps the hottest female ever to grace film.

43 posted on 05/14/2013 5:15:14 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: ConservativeStatement

Nobody wants to give you an honest days work these days.


44 posted on 05/14/2013 5:18:21 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: ConservativeStatement
What's American coming to?

Nobody wants to work for a living these days.

45 posted on 05/14/2013 5:21:11 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: llevrok

That book’s been flagged!


46 posted on 05/14/2013 5:35:31 PM PDT by Defiant (If there are infinite parallel universes, why Lord, am I living in the one with Obama as President?)
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To: Drew68
double hot in the remake of And God Created Women. Not much of a movie (and not one you'd want to watch with your spousal unit/girl friend) But who cares for dialogue?

A new cop this season on Law and Order SUV reminds me a it of her.

47 posted on 05/14/2013 5:39:24 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: - Obama vs America. The new cold war)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I once knew a girl named Dareka
Who lived not too far from Topeka
I invited her in
But to my chagrin
My net worth became that much weaka.


48 posted on 05/14/2013 6:03:52 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I understand “getting lucky” and I understand “purchasing
sex”. What I don’t understand is how the two go together?
I guess times have changed because those were once
separate things.


49 posted on 05/14/2013 6:23:44 PM PDT by Sivad (NorCal red turf)
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To: Paladin2

She looks just like a petri dish!


50 posted on 05/14/2013 6:26:59 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam is a religion of peace, and Moslems reserve the right to detonate anyone who says otherwise.)
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