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Justin Bieber’s monkey ‘belongs to Germany now’
The Scotsman ^ | 21/05/2013

Posted on 05/21/2013 10:39:12 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy

JUSTIN Bieber’s pet monkey has been taken into German state custody after the Canadian singer failed to meet a deadline to retrieve the capuchin.

Mally the Monkey was seized by German customs on March 28 when the pop star failed to produce required vaccination and import papers for the animal after landing in Munich.

He had until midnight on Friday to produce those documents.

Customs spokesman Thomas Meister said after offices opened following a holiday weekend that officials received no documents.

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Judith Brettmeister, spokesperson for the shelter, said: “The monkey belongs to Germany now.”

(Excerpt) Read more at scotsman.com ...


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: biebersmonkey; stuned; stunned
Today Bieber's monkey. Tomorrow the world!
1 posted on 05/21/2013 10:39:12 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy
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To: Oztrich Boy

Stuned his beeber.


2 posted on 05/21/2013 10:40:11 AM PDT by Jeff Winston
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To: Oztrich Boy

This kid is waaaaaay over rated....he’s going down with all the escapades etc. he’s been involved with. Like most “kid” stars they have their time but then there’s nothing left to keep them in the spotlight but dirty antics....and generally they offer plenty.


3 posted on 05/21/2013 10:43:14 AM PDT by caww
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To: Oztrich Boy

For the life of me, I don’t get why this kid is so popular. I am so thankful my granddaughters aren’t crazy about him and his droopy drawers. They were bonkers over the Jonas Brothers; I don’t think I could take him.


4 posted on 05/21/2013 10:45:46 AM PDT by exhaustedmomma (All might be free if they valued freedom, and defended it as they should. Samuel Adams)
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To: caww
This kid is waaaaaay over rated....he’s going down with all the escapades etc. he’s been involved with.

Sounds to me like Bieber is trying oh-so-mightily to get himself into the "bad boy" market.

5 posted on 05/21/2013 10:46:23 AM PDT by ScottinVA ( Liberal is to patriotism as Kermit Gosnell is to neonatal care.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

He seems pretty passive about the situtation.

I mean, if the Jerrys seized MY monkey, you can bet I’d do something about it.


6 posted on 05/21/2013 10:48:24 AM PDT by Jeff Winston
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To: Oztrich Boy

7 posted on 05/21/2013 10:49:46 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Oztrich Boy
The monkey has been adopted by a good German family.


8 posted on 05/21/2013 10:53:15 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: dfwgator
I should have hit reload before posting to see if my joke had already been made. :-(
9 posted on 05/21/2013 10:54:01 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: Oztrich Boy
Mally rapidly adjusts to the beer-loving aspect of German culture.


10 posted on 05/21/2013 10:58:58 AM PDT by ScottinVA ( Liberal is to patriotism as Kermit Gosnell is to neonatal care.)
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To: exhaustedmomma

The Jonas brothers are identifiable as males, at least.


11 posted on 05/21/2013 11:12:24 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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To: exhaustedmomma

Sadly my daughter likes this loser. He is the epitome of what is wrong in this country. Self-absorbed and no talent.


12 posted on 05/21/2013 11:15:31 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Oztrich Boy

I hope they put a stop to the public penis-grabbing mimicry, too. It is shameful. I mean, the monkey’s mimicry of Bieber, that is. Or is it Bieber doing the mimicry? I get confused.

I saw this guy once on TV, and that was enough. I lost count of how many times he checked his family jewels while performing in front of the nation. “Are they still there? Yep, I think so. Uh oh, better check again, I could have lost ‘em during that last maneuver.”


13 posted on 05/21/2013 11:15:53 AM PDT by unlearner (You will never come to know that which you do not know until you first know that you do not know it.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

And just who gives a rats ass???


14 posted on 05/21/2013 11:19:05 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
Glad you asked

http://www.facebook.com/FreeBiebersMonkey

Also Kid Rock.

15 posted on 05/21/2013 11:27:02 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the blind obedience of fools - Solon, Lawmaker of Athens)
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To: ScottinVA

....”Sounds to me like Bieber is trying oh-so-mightily to get himself into the “bad boy” market”......

Rather like Britney Spears and other lowlifers who loose their standings. They are ungrateful little snots!


16 posted on 05/21/2013 11:32:13 AM PDT by caww
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To: CatherineofAragon
I actually liked the JB's. Unfortunately, I let the girls talk me into taking them to one of their concerts. YIKES! I brought asprin expecting screaming girls. I didn't bring enough, and I didn't bring earplugs. Holy moley! The screaming was crazy insane and my head was bursting in pain. I couldn't hear a single thing they were singing for all the screaming. I still get chills thinking about it.

I should of known it wasn't a good idea when their parents happily bought tickets and forked over spending money.

17 posted on 05/21/2013 11:36:10 AM PDT by exhaustedmomma (All might be free if they valued freedom, and defended it as they should. Samuel Adams)
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To: Resolute Conservative
I think the entire entertainment industry destroys even the best of talent, especially morally and ethically. When a child is elevated to god-status on a daily basis, it is a disaster in the making. There's more to life than money. And childhood can never be recaptured.
Of course this can be said about adulthood and life, too. I wouldn't trade my freedom for all the money in the world and the pack of paparazzi that come with it.
18 posted on 05/21/2013 11:49:39 AM PDT by exhaustedmomma (All might be free if they valued freedom, and defended it as they should. Samuel Adams)
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To: unlearner

Adjusting his maxi-pad.


19 posted on 05/21/2013 11:57:41 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Oztrich Boy
&8217; &8216; &8217;

Thank you. The secret message has been forwarded to the Chief.

20 posted on 05/21/2013 12:00:58 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Oztrich Boy

Ach! Alles your Primaten are belong to us!


21 posted on 05/21/2013 12:08:24 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Arguing with a marxist is like playing Chess with a Pigeon.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

Never monkey with another monkey’s monkey.


22 posted on 05/21/2013 12:30:44 PM PDT by Cyman
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To: exhaustedmomma

LOL! A friend of mine took her teenaged daughters to see them in concert....in New York City! She had pretty much the same reaction.


23 posted on 05/21/2013 5:38:04 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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