LOL. You might want to plant some sort of early tomato that matures in about 60 days, and go ahead and start it indoors too. I always have trouble waiting for the maters too.LOL
We did plant 3 Early Girls that are covered with maters. The Brandywine and Big Boys are bigger and closer to ripe. There are other varieties, but I don’t remember which is which. It is a year of experimenting with varieties for us.