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Area Student Arrested for Making a ‘Tornado in a Bottle’
ClashDaily.com ^ | May 29, 2013 | Patrick Kane

Posted on 05/31/2013 5:46:00 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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1 posted on 05/31/2013 5:46:00 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Acme Do it Yourself Tornado Kit?


2 posted on 05/31/2013 5:47:58 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Land of the free and home of the brave, huh?

Good God, the kid put soap and dye in water and everyone freaks out like he’s created a nuclear bomb.

This country is so damned afraid of its own shadow, it’ll never recover its former greatness.


3 posted on 05/31/2013 5:49:27 AM PDT by ScottinVA ( Liberal is to patriotism as Kermit Gosnell is to neonatal care.)
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4 posted on 05/31/2013 5:49:53 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: ScottinVA

Satire. Belay my last.


5 posted on 05/31/2013 5:50:17 AM PDT by ScottinVA ( Liberal is to patriotism as Kermit Gosnell is to neonatal care.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Until the very last line, i wasn’t sure if this was satire or not.


6 posted on 05/31/2013 5:50:28 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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(Preceding is Satire.)

Granted, it was at the end.

7 posted on 05/31/2013 5:50:51 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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LOL! It had me going for a few sentences too.


8 posted on 05/31/2013 5:51:24 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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FRiend - it’s satire.


9 posted on 05/31/2013 5:51:38 AM PDT by tgusa (gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger .......)
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10 posted on 05/31/2013 5:52:30 AM PDT by ThomasMore (Islam is the Whore of Babylon!)
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To: tgusa

Belay my last also!


11 posted on 05/31/2013 5:52:32 AM PDT by tgusa (gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger .......)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Don't try this at home, kids.


12 posted on 05/31/2013 5:52:41 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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It’s funny that with all the “zero tolerance” policies,
that you actually could think that this was true.

Yes, we think that little of public schools and their administrators.


13 posted on 05/31/2013 5:52:49 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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It me going for a little bit too. :)

after the fifth paragraph or so, I scrolled down to check if it had been posted to Humor.

14 posted on 05/31/2013 5:53:29 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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I think the adults at that school need to be drug tested.


15 posted on 05/31/2013 5:53:33 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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Wait until a kid brings in this...


16 posted on 05/31/2013 5:54:03 AM PDT by ThomasMore (Islam is the Whore of Babylon!)
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Is that from “Redneck Rampage”?


17 posted on 05/31/2013 5:54:35 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The nanny State has become so ubiquitous and oppressive that I didn’t realize this was satire until almost the end!


18 posted on 05/31/2013 5:55:01 AM PDT by left that other site (You Shall Know the Truth, and the Truth Shall Set You Free...John 8:32)
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Yes... I believe so.


19 posted on 05/31/2013 5:55:27 AM PDT by ThomasMore (Islam is the Whore of Babylon!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Had me going right up to “whichever top-forty musician that wears the most black.”

It seemed so real.


20 posted on 05/31/2013 5:56:24 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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