Skip to comments.What would an atheist chaplain do?
Posted on 06/06/2013 2:25:07 PM PDT by virgil283
:::"Atheist military chaplain on the eve of battle:
Youre going into battle tomorrow. No one is watching over you; no one is at your side; and youre not cradled in anyones divine love. Have fun and be careful.
Atheist military chaplain in a fox hole:
Were going to die! Were going to die! And after that . . . nothing!!!
Atheist military chaplain at a dying soldiers side:
Please, my son, ignore the fact that your life had no meaning, your death will have been equally meaningless and, when you die, youll rot and turn to dust. Dont worry. Be happy.
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atheism really means everything is meaningless. all of what you learn, all of what you do, is ultimately pointless. and if everything is meaningless, to speak of right and wrong, is ridiculous, and it would be more accurate to say personal likes and personal dislikes. right or wrong are nonsensical terms when everything you do ultimately means nothing.
But, my brothers and sisters. There are those wicked one that...that...believe in SOMETHING. Yes, yes I know. You may have friends, even family who believe in some sort of "soul" or "afterlife". DO NOT be deceived! Everyone will one day learn there is nothing...or at least they would if they still existed! So go forth! Go forth brothers and sisters! And preach the glory of nothing!
Bow your head with me, or don't, it doesn't really matter and repeat the nonexistent prayer.
Nobody which art nowhere.
Nonexistent be thy name.
Nothing be done.
On earth, and maybe the International Space Station.
We don't expect anything, because you don't exist
And do nothing for us as we also do nothing for those around us.
For thine is the empty, the zero, the nothing.
In the name of the void we pray.
Slightly less than a Unitarian chaplain?
I know what to tell the atheist
from Braveheart: The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fuc***...Haha
Or they would praise the all-powerful, all-knowing, all-seeing State.