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Posted on 06/07/2013 7:52:25 PM PDT by SMGFan
Miss Alabama USA Mary Margaret McCord
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A post tonight that doesn’t make my blood boil and cause me to write pings that set off alarms at The Palace’s secret police.
Thank you for your service to my blood pressure!
Miss Alabama looks very good even by beauty queen standards.
Many of those young ladies need some meat on their bones. I mean that they need to gain some weight.
I am a heterosexual woman and old enough to be the mother of most of these young ladies, but I must say they make me proud. We make lovely women in this country. An interesting assortment of ethnic backgrounds, all beautiful. Yet of course real beauty glows from the spiritual life within.
I find that is usually malespeak for "small boobs." The fact is that if most women gain weight it goes into lumps on the thighs, abdominal fat, jiggly arms, and internal fat, not larger breasts.
Well....the code’s been cracked.
No, it is “Malespeak” for “they have no hips.” A chica can be slim and still look like an adult female.
Skinny chicks are just not attractive. Miss Kentucky in particular looks too much like an anorexic crack whore. I think Miss DC and Miss North Dakota are probably curvy enough. Miss New Mexico is pretty good. Miss Oregon is perfect.
“I find that is usually malespeak for “small boobs.””
No, I meant that they look SKINNY! I am not a ‘boob man’. ;-) Their legs look SKINNY without a lot of definition!
Hot but there could be room for improvement: Have them carry a can of beer on a platter as if they are about to present it to me as I watch the game.
Bookmark. For educational purposes.
“Skinny chicks are just not attractive.”
Wow, it’s like wife shopping.
Miss World is skipping the swimsuit? Lame.
No one seems to give a damn about these beauty pageants anymore. No one watchs on tv.
BTW former Miss America and Conservative Republican Erika Harold is challenging freshman Congressman Rodney Davis (who was appointed to the GOP nomination after the prior incumbent quit the race) in Illinois’s 13th district.
They’re 20 years old. If you see substantial hips on them now, they’re going to be double-wides when they’re 45. Their hips will widen out plenty when they have that first baby (partly due to fat accumulation, and partly because the ligaments of the pelvis are loosened by hormones that prepare the body for labor and delivery). So count your blessings and enjoy the sight of a girlish figure now, while they’re still girls.
They all have the same hair except Miss New Hampshire.
May as well put ‘em all in burkas.... hahah!
Guess I need to move to a place where crack is more popular...
I'll take the skinny ones. You can have the rest.
I used to graphitti my best female friend’s Cosmopolitan and Glamour magazines she’d have laying on her coffee table... adding blurbs so the sickly thin models were saying things like, “Please? Someone, please buy me a steak dinner”... or “Help me. I have an eating disorder”.
Would piss her off every time... then again, I never knew there was such a thing as a size 0 dress until I went dress shopping with her.
No. You don't know what you're talking about.
The coatrack bones-peeking-out body type that is the so-called "ideal female figure" was created by the fashion industry.
The fashion industry is dominated by homosexuals who want women to look like ten-year-old boys.
Your next post should read "I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm talking about".
Speak for yourself.
Let me put it to you this way, they don’t look like Raquel Welch when she was in her prime.
Colorado and North Carolina are. But both are light skinned/mixed race especially Colorado’s Halle Berry look alike.
I thought Miss Mississipi too but I googled it, she’s Bengali-American.
Now for my personal awards.
Biggest melons: Miss Oregon
Best name: Miss Virginia
You’re outta your mind and eyes. I think Miss Kentucky is the pick of the litter.
Let me put it to you this way, they dont look like Raquel Welch when she was in her prime.
You forgot tho post the pics!
You forgot tho post the pics!
There’s a difference. Skinny used to mean “healthy”, not the gaunt runway models that make you cringe.
Their legs are kind of thin, but they’re not excessively thin to the point that their ribs are exposed or wrists look like they could snap twisting a bottle open.
That is so sad
I would guess they come from places that have a shortage of women that put much effort into staying in shape.
You found the perfect reply to those comments.....Let them enjoy!
Crack whore? Really? Come on. They are thin, but crack whore? That’s just not fair.
I don't agree that these girls look like coat-racks. There is a difference between maximal beauty at 19 and at 30 and at forty. The pageant contestants are all around 18-20, so they're going to be more slender. It's natural for a woman to put on some weight as she gets older, and a girl who is heavier when she's young is going to get fairly porky as she gets into middle age. These girls will all be curvier as they go through their twenties and start to have babies.
As for not knowing what I'm talking about: I have a woman's body, and considering the amount of time I've spent in women's locker rooms, I'd bet my next house payment that I've seen more naked women than you have. :-)
That is one of the saddest photos I have ever seen. Their lives must be miserable. I can’t imagine why they would pose for a photo dressed like they are............
Miss Americas are better than Miss USAs!
Wisconsin Cream Puff
Is that a Nugent from Texas as in related to Ted ?
Maybe occasionally, but not usually.
” Miss New Mexico is pretty good. “
On Behalf of my fellow New Mexicans, thank you.
Best post of the day!
You are speaking the truth. Homosexual’s image of perfection is the pretty, hairless 10y/o boy, and that is what so many supposedly beautiful girls strive for because of the fashion industry. I know she’s a tramp, but physically give me a Kim K any day. Jennifer Love Hewitt also comes to mind as does the red head from Mad Men, Nigella, Beyoncé, Salma Hayek and any number of 50/60s Italian B movie actresses. Women built like G*d intended.
It looks like about ten of them are wearing the same yellow swimsuit with the bluish, leafy patterns. Do the organizers give them a limited number of swimsuits to choose from?
They want me.
i think men also mean they want a bit more hip-waist definition
i am old school
i like women like in the 60s and 70s when i grew up
white girl butts
color me whatever
no Kardashian rump for me