Skip to comments.Little Debbie Truck Stolen, Cakes Sold: Police (Dallas, TX)
Posted on 06/14/2013 8:32:52 PM PDT by bgill
The driver called his boss, and the police, and reported the truck stolen.
A short time later, after leaving the supermarket with his boss, the driver spotted his truck being driven along Harry Hines Boulevard.
The driver again called the police, who were able to stop the driver and take him into custody.
A quick search of the truck revealed that, according to the driver's statement in the police report, 100 boxes, or more likely cases, worth an estimated $5,000, were missing from the truck.
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If someone is going door to door here selling them at a big discount, I guess I should report it?
or should I just buy some?
I like their brownies
There is that big a market for stolen Little Debbie cakes? Who knew.
Little Debbie Does Dallas.
Cream pies. Harry Hines Blvd.... Nope. Not going to relate a long-winded story from my mis-spent youth.
It's poetically appropriate in an ironic kind of way for a felony theft, in a very twisted kind of way... Little Debby.
I know about the misspent youth thing. There’s this one weekend I’ll remember till the day I die. I ran into Ron Jeremy and a couple of his business associates one Friday evening long ago and.....
***I like their brownies****
When the wind is in the right direction I smell their brownies baking. The smell makes me gain five pounds.
If they stole brownies, they will be able to unload those pretty quickly. :p
Unless the thieves just want to eat them.
Little Debbie does Dallas?
LMAO beat me to it!
My uniform was hanging in the truck and at zero dark thirty someone banged on my window yelling "Sgt! Sgt!".
Not my first time for that to happen in the small hours before daylight so I looked up and a fairly cute dusky female lifted her tube top and left an impression/smear on the driver's side window.
I did not partake, I let it pass by..
It's sporty over there. You'll need medical support and maybe arty.
When the police catch the perps they’ll interrogate them until they get a confection.
I musta been psychic tonight. Some FReeper posts a thread on favorite father/son movies and I channelled my inner Laz and wrote “Debbie Does Dallas.” I refresh the new articles page and this thread pops up and I got to use the reference again without missing a beat... :-P
If he pulled over to the Jamaican part of town, where everyone was Rastafarian and smoking some doobies. Little Debbie’s would sell like hot cakes. Late night on a college campus might be a good idea also.
Police spokesperson: “Um, as of yet we have not been able to ascertain the location of said snack cakes. We are currently setting up stakeouts at various locations around the city.
Police spokesperson: No, the stain on my uniform is not frosting related. What the hell kind of question is that?
Yeah, except for they'd all be flat broke.
Has Michael Moore been seen in the Dallas area?
I suspect those Brownies are halfway to Colorado and Washington State by now.
My bet is they never left Harry Hines. The road is littered with Mexican dollar/resale/bazaar/surplus type stores. You can likely go in and buy them right now.
You’re so funny and sweet! :-*
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