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Little Debbie Truck Stolen, Cakes Sold: Police (Dallas, TX)
5NBCDFW.com ^ | June 14, 2013 | Frank Heinz

Posted on 06/14/2013 8:32:52 PM PDT by bgill

The driver called his boss, and the police, and reported the truck stolen.

A short time later, after leaving the supermarket with his boss, the driver spotted his truck being driven along Harry Hines Boulevard.

The driver again called the police, who were able to stop the driver and take him into custody.

A quick search of the truck revealed that, according to the driver's statement in the police report, 100 boxes, or more likely cases, worth an estimated $5,000, were missing from the truck.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cupcakes; littledebbie; stolen
Who knew there was a black market for Oatmeal Cream Pies?
1 posted on 06/14/2013 8:32:52 PM PDT by bgill
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To: bgill

If someone is going door to door here selling them at a big discount, I guess I should report it?

or should I just buy some?

:p


2 posted on 06/14/2013 8:34:23 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: bgill

I like their brownies


3 posted on 06/14/2013 8:34:42 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: bgill

There is that big a market for stolen Little Debbie cakes? Who knew.


4 posted on 06/14/2013 8:35:55 PM PDT by doc1019 (There is absolutely no difference between pro-choice and pro-abortion.)
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To: bgill

Little Debbie Does Dallas.


5 posted on 06/14/2013 8:37:53 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: bgill
along Harry Hines Boulevard.

Cream pies. Harry Hines Blvd.... Nope. Not going to relate a long-winded story from my mis-spent youth.

It's poetically appropriate in an ironic kind of way for a felony theft, in a very twisted kind of way... Little Debby.

/johnny

6 posted on 06/14/2013 8:39:03 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

+1.


7 posted on 06/14/2013 8:40:01 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

I know about the misspent youth thing. There’s this one weekend I’ll remember till the day I die. I ran into Ron Jeremy and a couple of his business associates one Friday evening long ago and.....


8 posted on 06/14/2013 8:42:17 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: GeronL

***I like their brownies****

When the wind is in the right direction I smell their brownies baking. The smell makes me gain five pounds.


9 posted on 06/14/2013 8:42:21 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

If they stole brownies, they will be able to unload those pretty quickly. :p

Unless the thieves just want to eat them.


10 posted on 06/14/2013 8:48:37 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: bgill

Little Debbie does Dallas?


11 posted on 06/14/2013 8:49:30 PM PDT by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

LMAO beat me to it!


12 posted on 06/14/2013 8:49:59 PM PDT by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: Lurker
The last time I was over there, I was E-5 reserve, and waiting in the pre-dawn hours in civilian clothes for my buddy to show up to move some material from a warehouse nearby.

My uniform was hanging in the truck and at zero dark thirty someone banged on my window yelling "Sgt! Sgt!".

Not my first time for that to happen in the small hours before daylight so I looked up and a fairly cute dusky female lifted her tube top and left an impression/smear on the driver's side window.

I did not partake, I let it pass by..

It's sporty over there. You'll need medical support and maybe arty.

/johnny

13 posted on 06/14/2013 8:50:39 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: bgill

When the police catch the perps they’ll interrogate them until they get a confection.


14 posted on 06/14/2013 8:52:53 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

sssoooooo wrong


15 posted on 06/14/2013 8:53:37 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: eldoradude; Lurker

I musta been psychic tonight. Some FReeper posts a thread on favorite father/son movies and I channelled my inner Laz and wrote “Debbie Does Dallas.” I refresh the new articles page and this thread pops up and I got to use the reference again without missing a beat... :-P


16 posted on 06/14/2013 8:59:50 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

LOL fm!!!


17 posted on 06/14/2013 9:00:20 PM PDT by Mountain Mary (Breitbart is here.)
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To: bgill

If he pulled over to the Jamaican part of town, where everyone was Rastafarian and smoking some doobies. Little Debbie’s would sell like hot cakes. Late night on a college campus might be a good idea also.


18 posted on 06/14/2013 9:33:37 PM PDT by political1 (Love your neighbors)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
I can't think of any other time at which I could mention that one of my Labrador Retrievers has an ancestor named "Debbie Does Ducks".

No. Really. . .

19 posted on 06/14/2013 9:40:34 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother (Ecce Crucem Domini, fugite partes adversae. Vicit Leo de Tribu Iuda, Radix David, Alleluia!)
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To: bgill

Police spokesperson: “Um, as of yet we have not been able to ascertain the location of said snack cakes. We are currently setting up stakeouts at various locations around the city.
Questions?”

Police spokesperson: No, the stain on my uniform is not frosting related. What the hell kind of question is that?


20 posted on 06/14/2013 9:48:21 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: political1
If he pulled over to the Jamaican part of town, where everyone was Rastafarian and smoking some doobies.

Yeah, except for they'd all be flat broke.

21 posted on 06/14/2013 11:13:44 PM PDT by Bullish (Psalm 46)
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To: bgill

Has Michael Moore been seen in the Dallas area?


22 posted on 06/15/2013 12:01:58 AM PDT by FreedomGuru (Without Life nothing else matters.)
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To: FreedomGuru

I suspect those Brownies are halfway to Colorado and Washington State by now.


23 posted on 06/15/2013 6:23:41 AM PDT by DAC21
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To: DAC21

My bet is they never left Harry Hines. The road is littered with Mexican dollar/resale/bazaar/surplus type stores. You can likely go in and buy them right now.


24 posted on 06/15/2013 6:30:57 AM PDT by Clay Moore ("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
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To: Joe 6-pack

You’re so funny and sweet! :-*


25 posted on 06/15/2013 7:13:06 AM PDT by floralamiss ("For the sake of His sorrowful passion, have mercy on us and on the whole world.")
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