I know about the misspent youth thing. There’s this one weekend I’ll remember till the day I die. I ran into Ron Jeremy and a couple of his business associates one Friday evening long ago and.....
My uniform was hanging in the truck and at zero dark thirty someone banged on my window yelling "Sgt! Sgt!".
Not my first time for that to happen in the small hours before daylight so I looked up and a fairly cute dusky female lifted her tube top and left an impression/smear on the driver's side window.
I did not partake, I let it pass by..
It's sporty over there. You'll need medical support and maybe arty.
/johnny