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Caption this Image: Police Officer Berates Suspect
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Posted on 06/15/2013 12:32:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows



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Methinks Officer Smurfy has some anger issues.
1 posted on 06/15/2013 12:32:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

Methinks he’s delivering a sobriety test. (Please don’t ask me why I know).


2 posted on 06/15/2013 12:33:25 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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BTW, that’s one tall dude.


3 posted on 06/15/2013 12:34:13 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...

"YOU EYEBALLING ME, BOY?!"



4 posted on 06/15/2013 12:34:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: 1rudeboy

I suspect that you’re right, but my interpretation was funnier. ;^)


5 posted on 06/15/2013 12:35:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: 1rudeboy

Methinks he’s delivering a sobriety test. (Please don’t ask me why I know).

yes ,it’s watch my finger ,the officer must be short ,so standing on the car , TV show Cops


6 posted on 06/15/2013 12:35:57 PM PDT by molson209
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To: Slings and Arrows

“If I can stand up here on his bumper for a whole minute without falling then I can safely say I’m not drunk. Wait a minute... that’s not how I’m supposed to do this”


7 posted on 06/15/2013 12:36:36 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: 1rudeboy

Yes, he’s administering the gaze nystagmus test. I know.

But cop haters have to get in their licks.


8 posted on 06/15/2013 12:36:38 PM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I figured as much, but why agitate the “jackboot cops” crowd? LOL


9 posted on 06/15/2013 12:37:32 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Slings and Arrows

10 posted on 06/15/2013 12:39:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Alan Ladd want to be.

Someone stole his box.


11 posted on 06/15/2013 12:42:35 PM PDT by hadaclueonce (dont worry about Mexico, put the fence around kalifornia.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

His “command voice” wouldn’t carry to that altitude.


12 posted on 06/15/2013 12:43:26 PM PDT by Roccus
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To: JoeProBono

*snickersnickersnicker*


13 posted on 06/15/2013 12:44:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: Roccus

Without the height boost, all he could tell about the suspect was that he definitely wasn’t Jewish.


14 posted on 06/15/2013 12:46:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: Cementjungle

I’m impressed by his balancing act. I don’t think I could do that for more than about 1.5 seconds.

Used to be a soap box; now it is a grill-guard, or bumper-guard.

My how times change.


15 posted on 06/15/2013 12:47:06 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was Lurch drunk driving again?


16 posted on 06/15/2013 12:50:39 PM PDT by Bullish (Psalm 46)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I can’t help it but that is funny.


17 posted on 06/15/2013 12:53:05 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Looks to me like some show-off tool thinking he’s a bad ass with a badge cop giving some guy a field sobriety test.
i’m pretty impressed with his acrobatics...


18 posted on 06/15/2013 12:53:20 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Bullish

He had to get back to his harpsichord.


19 posted on 06/15/2013 12:54:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: mowowie

Have to admit, I wouldn’t try that under normal circumstances.


20 posted on 06/15/2013 12:55:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: Irenic

It is. As much as I’d love to know the real story behind that pic, it can’t live up to what my imagination’s coming up with.


21 posted on 06/15/2013 12:56:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: F15Eagle

Yeah nobody warned me that my balance would suffer with age.


22 posted on 06/15/2013 12:57:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Part of the LEO credo is that when you have a gun you are ten feet tall.

“Government is not reason, nor eloquence. It is force. And like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearsome master.” – George Washington

23 posted on 06/15/2013 12:58:58 PM PDT by oldbrowser (We have a rogue government in Washington)
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To: cripplecreek

I went into the bank, told the teller I wanted to check my balance.

So she reached over and shoved me.

(old comedian jokes)


24 posted on 06/15/2013 12:59:14 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)
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To: Slings and Arrows

hahahaha! Looks like a male version of my mother when I was a teenager. hahahahaha! Oh lawdy! That fella probably didn’t get nearly what I got after the finger waggin’! hahahaha!


25 posted on 06/15/2013 1:00:06 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: Slings and Arrows
See here son? 
 
I'm gonna place this finger under your chin.
 
Know what that makes you?
 
Sh** on a stick
 

26 posted on 06/15/2013 1:05:29 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Irenic

In those circumstances, Mom was probably the greater danger.


27 posted on 06/15/2013 1:06:16 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: Vendome

The “steers and queers” line to follow shortly?


28 posted on 06/15/2013 1:07:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“If there’s even ONE scratch on the hood of my new Charge Dodger, you are gonna be in a heap lot of trouble, Boyo.”


29 posted on 06/15/2013 1:10:17 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (You can't force people to care.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Electro Glide in BROWN !

Short film from the Hoodance Flim Flam Festival !


30 posted on 06/15/2013 1:13:54 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I hope the suspect just keeps his mouth shut for his own good, looks like he’s already in enough trouble.


31 posted on 06/15/2013 1:15:21 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Slings and Arrows

Those who can do, those who can’t do, teach.

Those who can’t teach, teach teachers. Those who can’t teach teachers become cops.


32 posted on 06/15/2013 1:26:16 PM PDT by SilverMine (IF the US gøvt says it is a lie.)
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To: 1rudeboy
BTW, that’s one tall dude.

And somebody has a Napoleon complex.

33 posted on 06/15/2013 1:30:15 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

34 posted on 06/15/2013 1:49:02 PM PDT by joseph20 (...to ourselves and our Posterity...)
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To: Vendome

COP: "Nanny-Nah-Nah, Ha Ha.. Now I'm ONE inch taller than you"

35 posted on 06/15/2013 1:50:03 PM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (PRISON AT BENGHAZI?????)
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To: schm0e

The civilian is about 6’7” or so? The cop?? well.. 5’4”?


36 posted on 06/15/2013 1:52:57 PM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (PRISON AT BENGHAZI?????)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Aye! LOL


37 posted on 06/15/2013 1:54:56 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America

Just how tall *is* that guy anyway? His kneecaps are almost level with the hood of the police cruiser.


38 posted on 06/15/2013 1:55:27 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America

Can you see it now. Now pull it.


39 posted on 06/15/2013 1:55:59 PM PDT by spawn44 (MOO)
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To: Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America

I’d give him over seven feet, look at his kneecaps relative to the hood of the car.


40 posted on 06/15/2013 1:57:17 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: molson209

“Get off my truck, ahole”


41 posted on 06/15/2013 2:10:07 PM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

I see that now.. He must be 7 ft-ish or more.


42 posted on 06/15/2013 2:15:33 PM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (PRISON AT BENGHAZI?????)
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To: fwdude

I agree. The young man’s posture doesn’t look to show any aggressiveness, but rather someone who doesn’t want to engage.


43 posted on 06/15/2013 2:16:42 PM PDT by healy61
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To: 1rudeboy

and 1 short officer lol


44 posted on 06/15/2013 2:36:47 PM PDT by tob2
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wait’ll you see what I got planned for this finger, boy!


45 posted on 06/15/2013 2:43:49 PM PDT by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono
Stop baiting the cops........avoid all the trouble.


46 posted on 06/15/2013 2:46:29 PM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ll tell you oen more time Mr Giant freaky person- Pull my figner before I explode-


47 posted on 06/15/2013 3:01:45 PM PDT by CottShop (Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
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To: Daffynition

Ahahaha, I doubt I’d agree with a single thing those black-clad protestors stand for, but that’s kinda funny.


48 posted on 06/15/2013 3:08:19 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Slings and Arrows
The cop's partner must be nearby watching him administer the sobriety test....because SOMEBODY had to put him up to it.

Leni

49 posted on 06/15/2013 3:12:49 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: Daffynition
Smiley - ROFL photo Laughing_RoflSmileyLJ.gif
50 posted on 06/15/2013 3:24:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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