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Florida Man Left Beaten, Robbed and Nude During First Date: Deputies
NBC Miami ^ | Tuesday, Jun 18, 2013

Posted on 06/18/2013 1:17:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Edited on 06/18/2013 1:18:45 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Shaun Paul Williams, 34, was found by deputies as he was walking on the side of the roadway nude and disoriented, the sheriff’s report said.

A North Florida man is recovering after being beaten, robbed, forced to strip naked and abandoned during his first date with “Tree,” a woman he had recently met at a convenience store, according to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office.


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It doesn't say whether or not he plans on a second date.
1 posted on 06/18/2013 1:17:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I learned early never to urinate in public on the first date.


2 posted on 06/18/2013 1:18:47 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: nickcarraway

Still: cheaper and less painful than a divorce....


3 posted on 06/18/2013 1:19:00 PM PDT by Yossarian ("All the charm of Nixon. All the competency of Carter." - SF Chronicle comment post on Obama)
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To: nickcarraway

well he got screwed on a first date, he should be thankful


4 posted on 06/18/2013 1:19:13 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: nickcarraway

I’m the county to the north next to Flagler county and that county has tuned into a cess pit of yankee liberals, non speakers moving there, infact I have to go there tomorrow , a place called palm coast and hate going there .


5 posted on 06/18/2013 1:19:56 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: nickcarraway

Looks like “Tree” laid the wood to him.


6 posted on 06/18/2013 1:20:10 PM PDT by LongWayHome
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To: nickcarraway

I’d say he was dumber than (a) Tree.


7 posted on 06/18/2013 1:20:13 PM PDT by meatloaf
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To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise

Damn Tree hugger!


8 posted on 06/18/2013 1:21:20 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: meatloaf

First clue was meeting at a convenience store.

I mean the high class online dates go for wendys or something classy.


9 posted on 06/18/2013 1:21:30 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: nickcarraway

He went out on a limb to date her.


10 posted on 06/18/2013 1:21:42 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: nickcarraway

“Williams told deputies he stepped out of the car to urinate, and then was hit in the face twice, with a metal object.”

Well, if it had been my sister, I would have perhaps done a similar thing to the jerk. (Punched him anyways). Take his wallet and clothes too - but then look at his DL and leave the stuff at his front door.

Probably wouldn’t need to leave a note saying “Don’t try to date my sister again.”


11 posted on 06/18/2013 1:21:58 PM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: nickcarraway

“Officer, a Tree fell on me!”


12 posted on 06/18/2013 1:23:08 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Da Coyote
He went out on a limb to date her.

She wouldn't leave him alone.

13 posted on 06/18/2013 1:26:39 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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To: nickcarraway

Moral of this story:

Never look for love in a 7-11.


14 posted on 06/18/2013 1:27:16 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: nickcarraway

Judging from the various mugshots of Mr. Shaun Paul Williams, he is a frequent flyer with the police. Now we learn he is also unlucky in love.

http://i.imgur.com/hEPeWe3.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/21wglo4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZUIDEHH.jpg


15 posted on 06/18/2013 1:27:27 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: nickcarraway

So he’s got her phone number and unless they met at the only convenience store in North America without cameras we’ll soon get to see the mug shots of “Tree,” “Shrub” and “Hedge.”


16 posted on 06/18/2013 1:28:30 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
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To: nickcarraway

“Left Beaten, Robbed and Nude During First Date”

Hate when that happens.


17 posted on 06/18/2013 1:28:48 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy
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To: nickcarraway

In Vegas you gotta pay extra for the kinky stuff.

Well that’s what I heard...


18 posted on 06/18/2013 1:28:58 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: nickcarraway

And why was he dating a woman named “Tree” in the first place?


19 posted on 06/18/2013 1:29:31 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Someday our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: nickcarraway

What kind of tree is she? Probably like a Cedar-—that is ‘see da’ man and rob him and ‘leave’ him bare like the branches in January.


20 posted on 06/18/2013 1:30:35 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: nickcarraway

They really don’t seem to raise ‘em too smart in Florida.

It is amazing how many haywire sagas are datelined Florida.

Is it the lack of winter-kill?


21 posted on 06/18/2013 1:31:31 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: nickcarraway

A nut doesn’t fall far from the tree...


22 posted on 06/18/2013 1:31:55 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: schm0e
He went out on a limb to date her

I don't think Tree was actually a "her".

23 posted on 06/18/2013 1:32:42 PM PDT by chesty_puller (Viet Nam 1970-71 He who shed blood with me shall forever be my brother. Shak.)
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To: nickcarraway

It is better to have this happen while dating, than after marriage.


24 posted on 06/18/2013 1:33:35 PM PDT by ansel12 (Social liberalism/libertarianism, empowers, creates and imports, and breeds, economic liberals.)
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To: nickcarraway

That’s a hell of a first date.


25 posted on 06/18/2013 1:34:00 PM PDT by mykroar (China and Russia are playing chess while Obamas's playing 52 card pick-up.)
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To: nickcarraway

Tree will be back begging!


26 posted on 06/18/2013 1:35:25 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: nickcarraway

We had a case like that here about 25 years ago.

Turned out there was a softball team full of Lesbians who hung out at a particular bar, and liked to amuse themselves by picking-up guys and rolling them. One of the better looking ones would go meet a guy in a straight bar (often foreign students from the universities) and offer to have sex with him. She’d take him to a wooded area out by the airport where one of her buddies would be waiting with a gun. They’d take everything he had, leave him there naked and go back to the bar for a good laugh.

Apparently they never got reported because the guys did not want to admit to being rolled by a couple of girls. Until one day something went awry and they shot and killed a guy from Turkey. Both doing life in prison, I believe.


27 posted on 06/18/2013 1:35:53 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: nickcarraway

“recently met at a convenience store”


28 posted on 06/18/2013 1:36:55 PM PDT by ThanhPhero (Khach hanh huong den La Vang)
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To: nickcarraway

What a sap.


29 posted on 06/18/2013 1:37:47 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Shall Not Be Infringed)
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To: nickcarraway

So meeting in a 7-11 and agreeing to get together for some prostitution is a “date?”


30 posted on 06/18/2013 1:38:23 PM PDT by I want the USA back (If I Pi$$ed off just one liberal today my mission has been accomplished.)
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To: nickcarraway
He was also the same man who was handcuffed to a bed by a prostitute in Manhattan and robbed of $8.

Prostitute: "Eight dollars? Eight dollars?"


31 posted on 06/18/2013 1:38:31 PM PDT by Alex in chains
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To: nickcarraway

“recently met at a convenience store”


32 posted on 06/18/2013 1:40:20 PM PDT by ThanhPhero (Khach hanh huong den La Vang)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Her bite was worse than her bark.


33 posted on 06/18/2013 1:42:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: chesty_puller

“I don’t think Tree was actually a “her”.”

First thing that popped into my head...


34 posted on 06/18/2013 1:42:52 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!)
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To: Alex in chains
Prostitute: "Eight dollars? Eight dollars?"

But then, classic George: "Will I see you again?"

35 posted on 06/18/2013 1:43:32 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (What difference does it make?)
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To: nickcarraway

Well they say two is company but ‘Tree’ is a crowd—and how.


36 posted on 06/18/2013 1:43:35 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: Revolting cat!

lol


37 posted on 06/18/2013 1:43:59 PM PDT by kjam22 (my newest music video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7gNI9bWO3s)
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To: nickcarraway

38 posted on 06/18/2013 1:47:28 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Yossarian
Amen brother. Amen.

/johnny

39 posted on 06/18/2013 1:49:27 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: b4its2late

40 posted on 06/18/2013 1:50:03 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: Lazamataz

Anything you want to share?


41 posted on 06/18/2013 1:51:39 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: tflabo

“If oo was a twee, what kind of twee would oo be?” Baba Waawaa.


42 posted on 06/18/2013 1:54:07 PM PDT by 3catsanadog (I love my country; I don't like its government)
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To: nickcarraway

Prune that Tree!


43 posted on 06/18/2013 2:07:51 PM PDT by 2harddrive
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Shaun: Hey baby. You give me some serious wood.

Tree: Well, OK

(Lights go out as Shaun falls....)


44 posted on 06/18/2013 2:08:09 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: nickcarraway

Man, I used to hate that when it happened.........


45 posted on 06/18/2013 2:10:25 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Alex in chains

LOL. I will never forget that episode. After saying ‘eight bucks’ and then ‘goodbye George’ as she slams the door, George yells “will I see you again?”


46 posted on 06/18/2013 2:10:38 PM PDT by Cold Case Posse Supporter
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To: Lurker

To: Lazamataz
Anything you want to share?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

No comment from Laz. Not till the bruising and swelling goes down.


47 posted on 06/18/2013 2:10:43 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: schm0e

Bush’s fault!


48 posted on 06/18/2013 2:15:08 PM PDT by Freestate316 (Know what you believe and why you believe it.)
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To: nickcarraway

That sounds like one hell of a successful date!


49 posted on 06/18/2013 2:15:16 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Well, after viewing the mugshots, that guy is dripping dumb.


50 posted on 06/18/2013 2:20:28 PM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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